Sex && Love: The girls are at it again!
Chapter 1
Disclaimer- I do not own Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobes, Samantha Jones, or Charlotte! Heck I don't even own the show Sex and the City
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte were sitting at a table at their usual café spot.
"I'm in desperate need of a vacation." Samantha whined.
"But weren't you on a vacation two weeks ago?" Charlotte asked with a confused look on her face.
"Honey, two weeks can be a very long time. Besides, I'm tired of these men out here. I need to explore the world for new ones." Samantha said. "Know what I mean?"
"You and your exploring." Miranda said sarcastically. Carrie laughed as she took a bite of her pancakes.
"Well I'll have you know, that sometimes you will get tired of these men from the city." Samantha said as if she was proving a point.
"Not me. But where are you planning to go? You've already been all around the world." Carrie said.
"Enough with the vacations. I'm having a problem here." Miranda said.
"What could be more important than a vacation? Seriously dear, I think you need one too. When was the last time you were on a vacation anyways?" Samantha asked with a smirk on her face.
Miranda ignored Samantha and began talking. "Sex with Joey is horrible. He's a really sweet guy, and I love him for that but when its time to have sex, I have to pretend that I'm enjoying it!"
"So why don't you just break up with him?" Charlotte asked.
"I don't want to hurt his feelings." Miranda said. She had a depressed expression on her face.
"I agree with Charlotte. I mean its way better to tell the truth than faking it. He might find out sooner or later and will be crushed." Carrie said.
"Easy for you to say. Have either of you been in my position?" Miranda asked.
"No." Charlotte and Carrie said together. They both started laughing.
"Well I have." Samantha said. "And trust me sweetie, it wasn't delightful. See this guy Marked, he asked me out on a date. It was pretty romantic until the sex part came. He was so horrible. I told him the next day about how I felt."
"And what did he say?" Charlotte asked.
"That I never had sex with a skillfully man like him." Samantha said, forking at one of her sausages.
The girls started laughing.
"Laugh all you want." Samantha said rolling her eyes.
-Miranda POV-
Well maybe I should just tell him. Yea, I should just follow Samantha's example. Just play it cool.
Miranda was on her bed with the phone in her hand, lost deep into her thoughts.
No, I can't do this. Wait I have to. I can't continue faking sex. If I do, I might lose interest in it. But I do hate hurting Joey's feelings. He's been nothing but good to me. I have to. UGH! Here we go then…
Miranda dialed Joey's cell phone number.
"Hello?" Joey said.
"Joey. Hi. This is Miranda. Listen we got to talk." Miranda said nervously, but at the same time trying to play cool.
"Yea I'm listening." He said awkwardly.
"Joey I don't know how to say this, but I can't see you anymore." Miranda confessed. She felt a knot in her throat. "You have a great personality, you make me laugh. You're a wonderful person, but-"
"But what Miranda? I thought you love me. What's wrong now?" Joey said furiously. "I do love you, well I did. I don't know." Miranda said.
"Oh so now you don't know why you're breaking up with me?" Joey said angrily on the phone.
"Yes I do know the reason. Look, Joey you're really bad at sex," Miranda blurted out. "I've been faking it the whole time. I just thought it would be right for me to confess my feelings about you before we go any further."
"Oh. I …. I …" Joey was too speechless to talk. He was surprised that the woman he loved told him he is really bad at sex.
"Wait... I don't mean it like that, It's just that, if I'm gonna be dating a guy, not only do he needs to have a great personality, but he also needs to be good at sex too." Miranda explained.
"Is there anyway this can change Miranda. I really love you a lot." Joey said, with plead in his voice.
"I don't know." Miranda said confused. She was confused because she thought it was going to be easy to break up with Joey, but it wasn't. It was harder than she thought. But she does love him, so maybe there is a thing that can help him get better at sex. "Well we can always practice. I mean… I can tell you how to do me, and I think that should work." Miranda said unsure about the idea.
"Hey… I think that'll work. I love you Miranda. I mean it. Now I really have to go. Love you." And with that, Joey hanged up the phone. Miranda smiled.
Now look at that, that wasn't so hard after all.
Note- Okay. So I tried my best making this first chapter interesting. What do you think? Please leave reviews.