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Me and Mrcrazygamer13 wrote this together. It is a VERY random story but WHO CARES!

We own neither Harry Potter or Glee.

The affair of Finn

It was Mcenly High Graduation day. 4 o'clock in the afternoon. And Finchel were about to go on a date to a castle known as Hogwarts. It was Finn who came up with the idea, as he had reaserched Hogwarts.

"Are you looking forward to our date?" Finn asked his tiny girlfriend, bending over so she could look at him.

"Um, sort of. It's a little weird there are rumors it is a Magical School."

"No-one believes that, Rachel. Besides, it can't be true!"

He ruffeled her hair with his finger, accidently nearly caving her scull in, as his finger was so large compared to her atom-like head.

"OK, you're all graduated Enjoy IT!" Said Principle Figgins.

Meanwhile at Hogwarts, everybody was just recovering from the great battle that they all had being involved in, and Harry, Ron and Hermionie had just destroyed the Elder Wand,FOREVER...! EXCEPT 10 SECONDS LATER IT ROSE OUT OF THE STREAM AND MANAGED TO PUT ITSELF BACK TOGETHER!

"Dang it!" Said Harry, who after his little temper tantrum ate the elder wand and threw it back up. Ron and Hermione licked up the remains of the puke so it wouldn't form back together. Then, they did something EVEN MORE DISGUSTING... they kissed. VERY PASSIONATLY.

"...Ew." Harry said.

When Finchel arrived at Hogwarts, Rachel almost threw up at the sight of a broken castle, and a LOT of casualties. When Harry, Ron and Hermionie got back to the entrance, Hermionie drooled as she stared at Finn's chest (even though he was wearing a T shirt), and Ron and Harry put on a 'WTH?' face.

"Why are you staring at that Giant's chest?" Said Ron, a hint of jealousy in his voice.

"Because I am in LUUURRVVVEE with him, Ron. I am dumping you." She used the Killing curse on Ron, then dumped him in the lake.

"I wanted to literaly dump him." She said.

Hermione searched the castle until she found her planet-like crush. Her heart beat through her rib-cage (literaly) when she let eyes on him. all she could think about was his charm.

Without warning, her face suddenly felt like it was on fire, when a short brunette slapped her accross the cheek, and warned her 'STAY, AWAY, FROM, MY, BOYFRIEND!' and slapped her again, and made Hermionie's nose bleed. She was about to kick inbetweeen her legs, but unfortunately her giant boyfreind stopped her, and confessed his love for Hermionie.

"What? You don't even know her!" Rachel comlained, staring up at the Empire State Building that was her boyfriend.

"I have been reserching HER, not Hogwarts! Ever since I saw your facebook photo I have been madly in love with you Hermione." He said, smiling at her. Hermione blushed, and hid behind her hair.

"And at the same time, I learned about Hogwarts and magic and stuff. I know all the spells and everything!" He said.

Hermione raised an eyebrow, and smiled. "Would you like to do the honours?" She said, handing her wand to Finn. He smiled back before pointing the wand at Rachel and saying "Avada Kedavra!"

Hermifinn kissed as Rachel dropped to the ground, dead. They were finally happy, and felt like they had found their second half, their one true love, their answer to their love's duet. That was until guards came and took them to Azkaban for using an illegal curse.

The End

..Bit short, wasn't it? But it was sweet too! Thanks to Mrcrazygamer13 for that story (he came up with the plot and wrote half of it), please review if you enjoyed this story. If you didn't, don't review. Ever.

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PS- Sorry if there are a few spelling mistakes. :(