Me: Hi. This is a text-story, and since Michelle helped me make it, she'll be here with Max.
Michelle: Hey! :D
Beast Boy: Ehhhh Andrew?
Me: Yes?
Beast Boy: Didn't Michelle already post this text-story on Me and Max :D?
Me: Yea, but I got bored, and decided to make it my first one-shot. :)
Michelle: Each line is from one person or the other. Andrew starts the story first, then me. It saids in the parenthesis.
Max: XP
Me: Grrrrrr.
Max: What? I can't help not doing that whenever there's a text-story.
Me and Michelle: -glares-
Disclaimer- I don't own Maximum Ride. If I did . . . . I WOULD BE RICH! XD
Fang and Iggy are making out. (Me)
Gazzy and Nudge are making out. (Michelle)
Iggy goes to get a condom. (Me)
Max comes by, and makes out with Fang. (Michelle)
Iggy comes back with a condom, and is pissed cause Max and Fang are making out. (Me)
So Iggy pushes Gazzy, and makes out with Nudge. (Michelle)
Gazzy is pissed, and gets the condom and shoves it in Iggy's mouth. (Me)
Iggy spits out the condom, and sees Gazzy making out with Nudge again. (Michelle)
Ella comes by. (Me)
Iggy grabs Ella, and makes out with her. (Michelle)
Angel comes by, and reads everybody's mind. (Me)
Only to leave Angel mentally scarred for life. (Michelle)
The End
Max: O_o
Me: Well, did you like it?
Max: If I didn't before, then why the hell would I like it now?
Me: -shrugs- Meh. It's still funny though.
Michelle: Hahaha! I know right!
Beast Boy: -mumbles- Perverts.
Michelle: -glares-
Me: Ehhhh . . . . bye now.
R&R! Or Else . . . . You Don't Get Pie. Sweet, Yummy Pie.