dis-calmer: I don't own Awesomenauts or its characters
calmer (for the current moment): the only calmer i could have, because I just thought of these things myself is the planet, mars-shed and my character, captain Anywek.
but if the dude who owns the game want to use my planet and my character into their game, i don't mind you using it. as long i give credit for coming up with the idea. (this is just a message to the one who made Awesomenauts,)

Chapter 1: surprise

The date is April 1st 3587, the place is an unknown planet, some have called "Mars-shed," and the time zone is 6:45 in the morning, there is a hidden underground base with the colour Red, where in a bedroom you see a Big creäture with an iron helmet and a metal beard, this creäture was known as a "Space Viking" and this Space Viking was sleeping in his "jammies", he was peacefully asleep. until an alarm went off "what the space duck" he said as he fell off his comfy bed.

Meanwhile at another bedroom, a female cyborg has suited up in her battle suit and be prepares to whatever will came this way when that alarm gone off, after she put her battle suit on, she exited her room and ran across the hallway. Then the Space Viking spotted her and followed, "hay, Raelynn wait up!" the Space Viking shouted as he tried and catch up with her.

Raelynn stopped at a space telephone where she can talk to the captain of the group and the base. "Raelynn to Captain Anywek, do you read me?" she said into the phone, then a nearly English accent speak on the phone "Captain Anywek to Raelynn, yeah I could read ya. there's strange activity in the station-B, I want you and Skølldir to investigate, over" "copy right that" Raelynn replied, then she ran again leaving Skølldir to taken some deep breaths after that all of running.

later, Raelynn have reached the blast door entrance for station-B with Skølldir finally have cached up to her, "alright, Skølldir, be ready" she said as she locked and loaded her weapon, "I'm always ready for a battle!" Skølldir say as he crunched his knuckles. when the blast door has opened there was nobody in the room, or as Skølldir calls it, "the talking room" which is a room where he and his co-workers can chat. There is nothing in this room other than some weird writing that was on the wall, the writing says "overrasking" Raelynn was kinda curious about this writing, she never heard of the word nor what it means, but Skølldir did, "I understand this word," he says, "this might be a word from an old language of Space Viking" Raelynn was quite impressed for Skølldir's knowledge, even know he brain is useful as a box full of gears. then Raelynn asked to translate this word, "it says..." "surprise!" a voice coming behind them interrupted Skølldir.

Behind Raelynn and Skølldir was their youngest member of their group, in fact she was a little girl, her name was Ayla, according to captain Anywek, her race is Sadak, a creäture well-known for their psychokinesis powers, but this girl is more special, on that day she was wearing her pink bear costume that she always wore for a while, and as always, she have locks that restrains her hands,
"so, what do you think about that April fools joke?" Ayla said happy, "be honest, that almost got me a heart attack from all that running" said Skølldir, then a voice came from the mic, "well maybe if you didn't put up so much weight, you wasn't gotten tired from all that running" it was the captain, talking through the microphone, mocking Skølldir's fat body "anyway, nice April fools joke Ayla" said Anywek, Ayla thank him back, "okay were was I? oh yeah, the three of you, report to the cafeteria for our... plan... and breakfast" the group didn't know about this plan, but Skølldir thought breakfast would sound great.

When Raelynn, Skølldir and Ayla got in the cafeteria that was also at station-B, they served with a bowl of gray-green o's which is a small green hoops that is one of the famous branding for breakfast in the universe. Each of them had a bowl of this gray-green o's and after they get their breakfast, they would sit down at a table and eat, Raelynn and Skølldir would sit at a table no.4 and as always, Ayla would sit on her own at table no.2. its been nearly two months since they assigned to train at the Red in Mars-shed but none of them seems to notice that there is five table at the cafeteria and in the entire group there was only just four living souls in the entire base (if you don't count the droids and general default.)

when they seated, they always kept their eating habits, Skølldir would chomp his cereals in one go, Ayla would eat her cereal without using her hand because of the locks and Raelynn would be the only one who eat it properly.
sometimes the group's captain, Anywek, would either sit down next to Ayla so she wouldn't be alone or not even show up, but today Anywek seated with Raelynn and Skølldir. he was wearing a dark red, futuristic suit that fits with his dark brown hair. his race is human and he has a rank for a captain which commands his group.

"Oh, the captain, what a surprise that you decided to sit with us for once" Skølldir said, Anywek gave a small smile "and what a surprise that you still wearing your pajamas into the cafeteria for once" he say when Anywek notice that Skølldir was still wearing his night-clothes, "well I do needed breakfast first before anything else, other than battles" said Skølldir, then captain Anywek gave a grin "well after I will tell you what I'm going to tell you, you better suit up" then Raelynn bums into the conformation "what are you going to tell us?" she asked.

"The plan..."

be continued on... chapter 2: the plan

n/a: so that is it for chapter one of a Awesomenauts: the great, the worst and the crazy which is my new type of fan-fiction story that is take place in the Awesomenauts universe, I may do more 'nauts to appear, but on the enemy side (blues) so tell me what is your most hated 'naut other then these three. till the next chapter -yarheeguy