Ranma did some strange things before, but this took the cake. He had holed himself up in the dojo with stacks of manga, ten packs of water balloons, and some scrolls he "borrowed" from Happousai. No-one, not even Genma could figure out what he was doing with it all.
'Ok.' Ranma thought, 'I can feel the ki and haku*, now I just need to mix them.'
He was sitting in the lotus position, with his hands in a ram seal in front of his chest, as he concentrated on mixing the two together in his stomach. Needless to say, this led to lots of weird things happening. First, the lack of haku in his butt made him fall over, then he got a stomach-ache, and finally, after a few hours he got it.
'Next step, control.' And thus he spent the next few hours trying to walk up the wall, It wasn't the same as a tree' but it would do. Before the next hour was up, Ranma had passed out from chakra exhaustion, and by now Genma, Ranma's father, had managed to sneak in.
He quietly tip-toed over to the stack of manga, and saw a page of one opened to show Sexy: Boy on Boy, along with a diagram of odd hand positions. Worried he ran to get his wife, Nodoka. Together the mulled over the scrolls and manga, trying to discern what their son had tried to accomplish. By the time the left, the decided it was probably a way to confuse his frenemy, Ryouga Hibiki.
When Akane, one of Ranma's fiancés heard about it, she stormed into the dojo to see how he was going to "pick on poor Ryouga. Upon seeing a box labeled "for Ryouga", and another read "for Mousse". She looked in to see a sloppy copy of Happousai's scrolls, and a scroll marked "Doton Techniques" and another marked "Academy Techniques" Akane decided Ranma's parents had missed something, and her fiancé wasn't trying to prank Ryouga again.
During all this Ranma was still snoring over by the wall of the dojo.
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* Haku is a term I read in InuYasha. It was what kept Moryoumaru alive before he absorbed Goryoumaru's soul. It was described as the energy that moves the body. But don't quote me, I'm most likely wrong!
This idea was in my head for a while, after reading "A Boy in the Hand". Then after seeing the aforementioned chapter of InuYasha, I came up with this little scene. Please leave a review with your opinion, and if I should continue. I have a feeling I should introduce this concept into Koneko, or Chibi-Banpaiya.
This idea was in my head for a while, after reading "A Boy in the Hand". Then after seeing something in InuYasha, I came up with this little scene. Please leave a review with your opinion, and if I should continue wit this story. I have a feeling I should introduce the concept to Chibi-Banpaiya or Koneko. _