1 Zelda, Link, and Ganondorf sit at a table from Zelda Ocarina Of Time
Don't take this seriously non of this is try and no Flamers plz
Link: Why did I have to become a kid it $&@#% Sucks
Zelda: Get over it
Link: I was past puberty. That was good
2 Zelda: Shut up
Ganondorf: Don't cry about it link or I will have to kill you
Link: You are just mad cause I defeated you
Ganondorf: Better watch what you say kid now that you are a kid I can kill you easily
(Few minutes later)
Zelda: Ganondorf are you gay
Ganondorf: No of course I am not gay why would you think that
Zelda: I saw you hitting on the guy prisoners at Gerudo Fortress
Ganondorf: No I was just…uh…uh… talking to him nicely because he was my friend
Link: I think he is gay because only woman raised him
Ganondorf: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
Zelda: The first step is acceptance
Ganondorf: Your right (Starts to cry) ;_;
Link: I knew it ^_^
Ganondorf: what are you talking about you were the one that turned me gay
Zelda: I was in love with a gay guy. How could this happen. (Starts crying) ;_;
Link: I am not gay really I am not
Zelda: I should have know when you told me that these shoes were so last year
Link: I am not gay. I can explain why I said that it was because I have fashion sense
Zelda: No you don't look at what you are wearing green is not your color
Ganondorf: Ok I have accepted that I am gay. Now all I need is some one else gay
Link: Don't look at me
( Impa comes in)
Impa: it's bed time but we only have 2 beds. I will not sleep so I don't need one
Ganondorf: (Winks at Link)
Link: OK
Don't take this seriously non of this is try and no Flamers plz
Link: Why did I have to become a kid it $&@#% Sucks
Zelda: Get over it
Link: I was past puberty. That was good
2 Zelda: Shut up
Ganondorf: Don't cry about it link or I will have to kill you
Link: You are just mad cause I defeated you
Ganondorf: Better watch what you say kid now that you are a kid I can kill you easily
(Few minutes later)
Zelda: Ganondorf are you gay
Ganondorf: No of course I am not gay why would you think that
Zelda: I saw you hitting on the guy prisoners at Gerudo Fortress
Ganondorf: No I was just…uh…uh… talking to him nicely because he was my friend
Link: I think he is gay because only woman raised him
Ganondorf: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
Zelda: The first step is acceptance
Ganondorf: Your right (Starts to cry) ;_;
Link: I knew it ^_^
Ganondorf: what are you talking about you were the one that turned me gay
Zelda: I was in love with a gay guy. How could this happen. (Starts crying) ;_;
Link: I am not gay really I am not
Zelda: I should have know when you told me that these shoes were so last year
Link: I am not gay. I can explain why I said that it was because I have fashion sense
Zelda: No you don't look at what you are wearing green is not your color
Ganondorf: Ok I have accepted that I am gay. Now all I need is some one else gay
Link: Don't look at me
( Impa comes in)
Impa: it's bed time but we only have 2 beds. I will not sleep so I don't need one
Ganondorf: (Winks at Link)
Link: OK