A/N: HALLOOOOO READERS! This parody was written by my best friend who would like to be known on Fanfiction as Aayla. I am posting it as they do not have an account.
THE GREATEST FOOD
By Aayla
Whoa
Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for (whoa)
Been searching in the fridge, your sweat soaking through the floor (whoa)
And buried in your stomach there's an ache that you can't ignore
Taking your breath, stealing your mind
And all that was healthy is left behind
Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya
It's only this moment, don't care what comes after
Your favorite foods, can't you see it getting closer
Just surrender 'cause you feel the hunger taking over
There's nachos, there's bacon, it's flooding open
It's a cooker in the kitchen and you'll find devotion
There's something breaking at the brick of every wall it's holding
All that you know, so tell me do you wanna eat?
Where it's covered in all the colored sauces
Where the cooks are running the night
Impossible comes true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest food
We eat it up, we want some more
So we go to the grocery store
Watching it come true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest food
(Whoa) colossal we come these chef people in the ring
(Whoa) where the lost get found and we crown them the circus cooks
Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya
It's only this moment, don't care what comes after
It's delicious, much better than anything that you know
Just surrender 'cause you're hungry and you wanna eat
Where it's covered in all the colored sauces
Where the cooks are running the night
Impossible comes true, intoxicating you
Oh, this is the greatest food
We eat it up, we want some more
So we go to the grocery store
Watching it come true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest food
It's everything you ever want
It's everything you'll ever eat
And it's here right in front of you
This is where you wanna be (this is where you wanna be)
It's everything you ever want
It's everything you'll ever eat
And it's here right in front of you
This is where you wanna be
This is where you wanna be
Where it's covered in all the colored sauces
Where the cooks are running the night
Impossible comes true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest food
We eat it up, we want some more
So we go to the grocery store
Watching it come true, it's taking over you
This is the greatest food
Where it's covered in all the colored sauces
Where the cooks are running the night
Impossible comes true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest food
We eat it up, we want some more
So we go to the grocery store
I'm watching it come true, it's taking over you
Oh, this is the greatest food
'Cause everything you want is right in front of you
And you see the impossible is coming true
And our diets can't stop us (now) now, yeah
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food (oh!)
This is the greatest food!