Total Smash Island - Episode 1
Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Island, today you're gonna meet 22 contestants who will be battling out to win 1 Million Dollars and bragging rights of being the best in the world. But the twist? It's all Super Smash Bros characters, so we changed to name slightly but the Island is still the same and the challenges will still be a gruesome and challenging as usual. I'm your host Chris McLean and welcome, to Total... Smash... Island!
*Intro* (Total Drama Island intro but with Smash characters)
Chris: Welcome back, hope you liked the intro. And it looks like the first 3 contestants are arriving. Please welcome the coward Luigi, Princess Peach and Mr. Nintendo himself, Mario.
Mario: Hey Chris, awesome to be here.
Luigi: So is this where we'll be staying?
Chris: Pretty much my friend.
Luigi: *Sighs* This better be worth it.
Chris: Oh don't worry, it will be. *Chuckles* And it looks like are next 2 contestants are here. Please welcome the Hero of time Link and Princess Zelda.
Link: Hey Chris, loved watching you on the previous shows.
Chris: Thanks man. I knew I rocked those shows.
Zelda: Ugh, can we hurry up please, this place smells and is already getting on my nerves. I have a Million Dollars to win.
Chris: Well excuse me Princess. And here come the flying duo of Fox and Falco.
Fox: Hey guys, great to be here.
Falco: Don't expect us to go easy on you guys, cause I'm here to win.
Mario: I wouldn't expect you too, as long as you don't coward out like my brother.
Luigi: Hey!
Falco: Want to say that again tubby.
Fox: Whoa, whoa. Calm down guys.
Peach: We've only been here for a few minutes, let's not get at each others throats.
Chris: Lots of tension already. I love it. *Chuckles* And from the looks of things it seems 4 more contestants are arriving. Please welcome Marth, Ike, Roy and Lucina.
Ike: Great to be here.
Roy: Yeah! I love competitions!
Falco: I like this guys attitude.
Lucina: *Nervous* Umm, hi everyone.
Luigi: Hey, how's it going?
Lucina blushes.
Chris: Looks like the next boat is arriving. Everyone, welcome to the Island Cloud, Captain Falcon, Shulk, Little Mac and Ryu.
Ryu: *Bowing* It is an honour to be here.
Captain Falcon: I hope you guys aren't too nervous, cause I'm here to win and I won't let anything stop me.
Shulk: We're all here to win Falcon, just make sure not to get on anyone's nerves.
Cloud: Bit too late for that.
Chris: Take it easy people, we've got more contestants coming, speaking of which here is Zero Suit Samus, Kirby, Sonic and Ness.
Sonic is carried on by Samus.
Fox: Uhhh, is he okay?
Kirby: Yeah, he's just got a fear of water.
Cloud: That's just sad.
Samus: Oh by the way, just call me Samus. I hate the whole Zero suit thing.
Fox: No problem. I'm the same with my last name.
Fox and Samus smile at each other and blush.
Chris: Aaanyway, enough of that. We've got more contestants. Please but your hands together for Pit and Rosalina.
Pit: Hi everyone.
Luigi: Hey Rosalina, I didn't know you were gonna be here.
Rosalina: It was kind of a last minute thing.
Chris: And that is the last of our 22 contestants. Okay everyone stand at the dock and let's take a picture to commemorate this occasion.
Everyone is at the end of the dock and strike a pose in their group photo. Chris takes the picture.
Chris: This will be one for the memory books. Everyone follow me to the camp grounds where I will explain everything about the Island, where you're staying and everything else you should be expecting during your stay here.
Chris leads the group to where the Cabins are, in the middle of the Island.
Chris: Welcome camper to the Cabins, you'll be split into two teams and each team will stay in one of the cabins. The left rooms are for the boys and the right rooms are for the girls. If you follow me, I'll take you to the tree stumps. This is the chopping block, here is where the losing team will find out which of their members was voted off, walk the dock of shame, onto the boat of losers and leave the Island forever.
*In Confessional booth*
Chris: You will also be able to come into this small outhouse to talk to the people at home who are watching and tell them your secrets, how you feel about people at camp, or if you want to get something off of your chest.
Luigi: There's a lot of competition here, I'm not sure how long I will last. But that Lucina girl is kinda cute.
Zelda: This sucks. But I might as well do everything in my power to win. I am a princess after all.
Lucina: Man, I'm even nervous to be in here. But that Luigi guy seems nice. And cute.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Next up are the teams. You have all been randomly selected by a randomiser machine we have to put you into two teams of 11. If I call your names, stand over there on the left. *Reading off of a piece of paper* Samus, Peach, Luigi, Ike, Cloud, Little Mac, Ryu, Ness, Mario and Falco. You will be known as... the Smashing Hammers. As for the others. Zelda, Captain Falcon, Pit, Marth, Kirby, Fox, Link, Lucina, Shulk, Roy and Rosalina. You will be known as... The Slippery Bananas.
Fox: (Questioning) Really? The Slippery Bananas?
Chris: Well it was either Slippery or Smashed.
Fox: Slippery it is.
*Confessional*
Falco: Man it's gonna be weird facing Fox after so many years of being on the same team. But this should be fun.
Samus: Damn it, I was really hoping to be on Fox's team and getting to know him. (Worried) As a friend I mean.
Mario: I have both the people I came onto the island with. The money is in the bag.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Also, the Hammers will sleep in the left cabin and the Bananas will sleep in the right cabin. Now go and unpack and meet me in the cafeteria in 1 hour.
*Everyone starts unpacking and makes their way to the cafeteria. Fox catches up to Samus.*
Fox: Hey.
Samus: (Nervous) Hi.
Fox: Listen, I'm nervous about this whole thing too. I kind of wish I was on your team. Cause I wanted to get know you better and I bet you're great at challenges. But listen if you ever just want to talk, I'm here for you.
Samus: Thanks Fox, same here. I'm here for you too, and I also wish I was on your team too.
Fox: I'm glad you feel the same way. Anyway, I'm gonna go on ahead to catch up to my team. See you soon.
Samus: Bye.
*Confessional*
Samus: *Sighs* This is more than just a crush, isn't it.
Zelda: Looks like Samus has already chosen for Fox to be on her side. If I'm gonna get far in this show, I'm gonna have to make an alliance with a few girls who are easy to manipulate. And know just who.
*End of Confessional*
Everyone gets in line at the cafeteria tent.
Chef: Alright! Listen up you little maggots. I serve food 3 times a day and you will eat each meal. If not, then you will go hungry. Now get a tray, grab your food, sit down and eat it!
Everyone does what Chef says and are eating.
*Confessional*
Mario: The food is so bad here. I've had better food off of my floor.
Sonic: I've had bugs fly into my mouth while running, and they tasted better than Chefs food.
Pit: I was sure that the devil himself made this food, but even he's not that evil.
*End of Confessional*
Zelda: Hey Lucina, Rosalina sit here next to me.
They both sit down looking excited.
Zelda: Listen, I was thinking of a way for us to get to the final 3.
Lucina: Really?
Rosalina: Why us though?
Zelda: Well you're both beautiful princesses like me and I think we'd make a killer team as an alliance. And the fact that we're on the same team, makes it even better for us to get to the final 3.
Rosalina: But isn't Peach also a princess.
Zelda: Yes, but because of her relationship with Mario I don't trust her not telling them everything we plan. And I saw Samus hatching a plan with Fox. So we can't trust her either.
Lucina: I guess that makes sense. I'm in.
Rosalina: I'm in too.
*Confessional*
Zelda: Ha! That was way too easy. They're gonna be great to manipulate to my every whim. Also... we all know I'm the prettiest here.
Lucina: Zelda seems very genuine with what she said and made very good points. Plus maybe she can help me get closer to Luigi. (Nervous) As a friend.
Rosalina: I don't trust Zelda. But I might as well go with this alliance it's to get further into the competition.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Hello campers, how is the food?
Kirby: (With mouth full) Mmm, tasty. Is there more?
Chris: There will be after your first challenge. That's right, I'm throwing you guys straight into the fray. Meet me at the beach in 1 hour. Oh and wear some swim gear. You'll need it.
After an hour, they all meet Chris at the beach.
Chris: Welcome campers to your first challenge. To build a hot tub from the parts that are inside the crates.
Shulk: So, where are the crates?
Chris: Over there. On Boney Island.
Cloud: You had to ask didn't you.
Shulk: Someone had to.
Little Mac: So, how do we get them over here.
Chris: I'm getting to that. You all must swim to Boney Island and think of a way to bring back the crates. Each team has 9 crates. One for every member for each team. The team who gets all their crates to this beach, will get these wheelbarrows to help them get their crates back to camp. Then whoever I deem to have made the best hot tub get to keep it for the rest of the show and the losers must vote someone off. So teams, choose your first swimmer.
Peach: Hey Luigi, why don't you start? You're a very strong swimmer.
Luigi: I'm not so sure. I mean what if it's infected with Sharks.
Chris: Actually they are. They're just hiding. Waiting to strike.
Luigi: *Gulps*
Lucina: *Yells* Hey Luigi. Don't worry, you've got this. You've conquered scarier things.
*Confessional*
Luigi: Man Lucina is amazing. She really make me brave again. I think I like her. I just need the bravery to tell her. But we all know, I'm a coward.
Lucina: I know I'm on the other team, but it killed me to see Luigi so scared. So I had to help the man I have a crush on. Oops, did I just say that out loud.
*End of Confessional*
Luigi: Okay, I'll do it.
Roy: Hey. Don't help them, we're supposed to beat them.
Fox: Hey, calm down Roy. But he's right Lucina, we can't let our personal feelings get in the way of challenges.
Lucina: I'm sorry.
Roy: You should be.
Captain Falcon: Zip it. Anyway who will swim first?
Roy: How about the traitor.
Marth: Roy!
Lucina: It's fine. I'll go first.
Kirby: You sure. You don't have to.
Lucina: It's okay. Think of it as a sorry.
Chris: First swimmers get ready. Set. Go.
Luigi and Lucina both get to the Island at the same time. As they both get a crate, Luigi sees something.
Luigi: What's this? A rope? (Gets an idea) Wait a minute.
Chris: It looks like Luigi found one of the tools that the teams can use to help get their crates get across easier.
Luigi ties the rope around both the crate and himself. Luigi gets to the beach first and passes the rope to Cloud. Lucina gets to the beach and Shulk starts swimming.
Chris: It looks like the Hammers are in the lead thanks to their rope. Will the bananas make a comeback. Find out in a second, on Total... Smash... Island.
*Commercials*
Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Island. The Hammers are still in the lead and are on their seventh swimmer Ryu. The bananas have just sent out Falcon as their seventh swimmer.
Ryu starts swimming back as Falcon gets onto the Island and sees an air raft that can help his team. He blows it up and puts his crate on it and catches up to Ryu.
Chris: And it looks like Falcon has found the raft and is starting to help make a comeback for the Bananas.
Ike: Hey you didn't say there was raft.
Chris: I didn't say there was a rope either.
Falcon gets back and passes get the crate to the other side and Link starts swimming and Mario goes for the Hammers. Link gets back very fast with Mario a few seconds behind. Link passes over to Roy who gets over confident and takes his time. Sonic is the last swimmer.
Sonic: I can't do it. I can't swim. I'm afraid of water.
Samus: Sonic please, otherwise we'll lose.
Sonic: I'm sorry, but I can't.
Luigi: But what if you didn't have to swim on the water, but run on it.
Cloud: But isn't running on water impossible?
Luigi: Not unless you use the right speed. Sonic listen. Take the rope, I'm gonna spin you as fast as I can and the with the combination of your speed you will be able to run on the water.
Ness: But wait. How will her get back?
Luigi: Easy, find something to turn you around and then run back while you still have momentum.
Little Mac: I've heard of crazier ideas so we might as well do it.
Falco: It's our best chance at winning.
Sonic: Okay let's do it.
The hammers put their plan into motion. The bananas watch as the plan works and Sonic runs across the water at a fast speed. Roy starts to make his way back.
Fox: Roy hurry up, the Hammers are catching up.
Roy: Relax! I've got this.
Lucina: But Sonic is going as an unbelievable speed.
Roy: Oh shut up bitch!
Everyone: *Gasps*
Luigi: (Angrily) What did he just say?
Lucina runs off crying.
Chris: Dude, not cool.
Sonic grabs the crate and runs back before Roy gets back.
Chris: And the winners are the Hammers.
Hammer: *Cheers*
Chris: And now, you guys get these wheelbarrows to help you get to the cabins faster while carrying your crates. Bananas, you'll have to find your own way of getting your crates to the cabins. The team with the best Hot tub, wins.
The Hammers start making their way to the camp and get their easily. While the bananas stay in silence and struggle. The bananas arrive while the Hammers start building. The Hammers work as a team and make an amazing Hot tub. While the Bananas ignore each other and make one that falls apart.
Chris: Well we have a clear winner... The Smashing Hammers.
Hammers: *Cheers*
Chris: Bananas, I'll see you at the ceremony tonight. For now, go and have dinner in the cafeteria.
Luigi: Oh hey, I forgot something at the cabins. I'll be right back.
Peach: Okay, but hurry back.
Falco: Otherwise we'll think you've been eaten by bears.
Luigi goes to Cabins to see Lucina crying on her bed. He knocks on the open door.
Luigi: Hey.
Lucina: *Gasps* (Sad) Oh hey.
Luigi: I heard Roy. What he said was wrong. You're not a bitch.
Lucina: Yes I am. I helped you gain the confidence to win the race.
Luigi: True. But I never would of done it without your words of encouragement. So to me, you're a hero. And you're cute and amazing. You did keep up with me after all.
Lucina: Did you just say I was pretty?
Luigi: *Blushes* Uhhh. Haha I guess I did. Sorry.
Lucina: It's okay.*Blushes* I think you're pretty cute too.
Luigi: Oh. Uh, thanks.
They both blush.
Lucina: Thanks for cheering me up. I guess you're my hero too.
Luigi: Happy to help. Anyway we should get back to our teams. They'll be wondering where we are.
Lucina: Good idea.
Luigi and Lucina walk back holding hands. Lucina kisses Luigi on the cheek and they blush. Meanwhile, the two teams are eating at the cafeteria talking.
Mario: A toast. To winning the first challenge.
Ness: And to winning many more.
They all cheer as the Bananas look miserable.
Pit: Well this sucks.
Kirby: Aww come on guys. It'll be fine. We'll win next time. We just need to work as a team.
Rosalina: Well that depends if some of us want to work in a team.
They all look at Roy.
Roy: What? What did I do?
Shulk: You're seriously asking that question?
Roy: Hey it's not my fault. I was trying the psyche Lucina up.
Fox: (Annoyed) By calling her a bitch?!
Link: Yeah, that was uncalled for man.
Roy: Hey it's not my fault women can't take it.
All Girls: *Gasps*
Cloud: *Laughs* Oh my god. You did not just say that.
The girls surround the Roy as Luigi and Lucina return. They all see them and all return to sit down.
Kirby: Hey Lucina, how are you feeling?
Lucina: A lot better now.
Captain Falcon: Yeah I bet.
Lucina: What do you mean?
Link: Oh come one, we all saw you and Luigi holding hands. What's going on with you two?
Lucina: (Blushing) Nothing! We're just friends.
Zelda: Hey Lucina, can I talk to you over here for a sec?
They go to the corner of the tent.
Lucina: What's wrong?
Zelda: Look if you're gonna be in this alliance, you can't get together with Luigi.
Lucina: Why not?
Zelda: Because what if he finds out about our plan to get into the final three. He might gets us voted off and stop our plan. So you can't fall in love with him, okay?
Lucina: (Disappointed) *Sighs* Okay.
Zelda: Good. Oh and by the way, I know exactly who we're voting off tonight.
Night falls and the Bananas are at the Marshmallow ceremony.
Chris: Campers. Welcome to the Marshmallow ceremony. I have 10 marshmallows here. These Marshmallows will represent life. Whoever receives one will be staying on the Island. But if you don't receive one, it means you have been voted off by your team mates, must walk down the dock of shame, catch the boat if losers and leave the Island. Forever. And before you even ask, yes Kirby you can eat the marshmallow once you've received it.
Kirby: Yes!
Chris: You've all casted your votes and made your decisions in the confessional booth.
*Confessional*
Link: Who am I voting off? I think it's pretty obvious.
Fox: I'm sorry man. But you messed up big time.
Rosalina: What a disrespectful bastard.
Lucina: Easiest decision I've ever made.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: And the marshmallows go to... Link, Fox, Zelda, Kirby, Rosalina, Shulk, Marth, Pit and Falcon. Lucina, you helped the other team win by giving confidence to the cowardly Luigi. Roy, what you did and said was very disrespectful. The last marshmallow goes to... Lucina. I can't say I'm surprised. Roy, it's time to go.
Roy leaves in silence with everyone giving him dirty looks.
Chris: Everyone, off to the cabins for some shut eyes as you are safe. For now.
*Confessional*
Fox: I'm glad Roy is gone, but we're at a disadvantage now. We're really gonna have to start working as a team.
Zelda: One down, Twenty-one to go. This is gonna easy.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: It's only day one and we've already got drama, love, friendships and anger. This... is why I love this show. Will the Bananas learn to work as a team? Or will the Hammers smash their way to another victory. Who will be voted off next time, on Total... Smash... Island!