A/N: This fic is dedicated to my friend and companion in writing, Taylor Knight
Disclaimer: The characters are not owned by me, and are based off of Masashi Kishimoto's "Naruto"
Warning: Contains minor shounen-ai.
Age Suggestion: Suitable for an audience of all ages, including (emo) children.
A RANDOM SASUNARU ANGST FANGIRL MOMENT
By Vivi Dee
The students of a neighboring middle school were sentenced to scamper about in the school's enclosed space of heat, surrounded by wired fences and what we ought to call a 'playground', if it had a set of swings or two, and maybe even a slide in the corner—scratch that, a rollercoaster, which is preferable.
Vivi Dee, that's my name and don't wear it out, and I was cooling off in the shade, not even in the wildest, dreaming of tanned skin contaminated with overpowering Vitamin D and cancer, with Taylor Knight trotting over, a fat Harry Potter book grasped in her left hand.
"So, what'cha doin'?" she asked, flipping to a random page, already done with the sixth and longing for the seventh installment, a bit pissed at the bald substitute teacher that did not allow her to swish past the school library doors and burrow the next.
"Isn't it obvious?" I remarked, halting my writing, "I'm scraping my cheap plastic pen I stole from Walgreens against the papers in my notebook, which was also stolen from that expensively overpriced large industry."
Taylor caught on and smirked. "Uh huh. When you're done scraping, mind chatting with me, since I'm so bored?"
"Sure, Tay." I closed my notebook, in which I was scribbling away my fantasies of a satyr romance; my newest work, and hugged it securely—another habit I developed this year.
Tay also closed her book, and left it comfortably on her lap. "You know , right?" I nodded. "And, the whole LGBT's thing?" Nodded, once again. "Well, what's your favorite type of story?"
I answered without a moment's hesitation. "The type where Naruto is suicidal and cuts himself."
That earned a weird foreign look of scrunched and slightly raised eyebrows, followed with a drawling, You-might-require-mental-issues-therapy, "Oh … kay."
"And Sasuke comes and rescues him."
"Aww, that's nice!"
"But then, Naruto dies and Sasuke falls into a pitiful state of regret and denial."
END A/N: Haha. I hope you all love snarky humor.