Birthday Blues and Randomness

Arceus stared down at her front hooves and sighed. It was her birthday and not a single person had come to wish her a happy birthday. "For god's sake! Pull yourself together! You are the ruler of the godamn universe!" But despite all her efforts her eyes filled with tears, she had thrown parties for every other legendary, why couldn't they just remember hers! She didn't even want a party, just a "Happy Birthday" would have done.

A tear splashed onto the marble floor of her hall, followed by two others. "Arceus?" a voice came from behind her. She cursed, now someone had seen her crying. Someone put a comforting paw on her shoulder, "Come on Arceus! Why are you crying on your birthday?" she looked up. It was Mewtwo. "You remembered!" Arceus cried and did a small dance.

"Of course I remembered! How could someone forget the birthday of the ruler of the universe?" "Everyone else apparently." She replied. "Stuff them then" said Mewtwo. Arceus looked at him in surprise, she had always thought of him as calm and collected and yet here he was talking more like his crazy sister Mew!

"Wanna play truth or dare" he asked. Arceus gaped at him. He frowned, and his shoulderes slumped. "Sorry. I'm trying to sound fun and upbeat, but I just can't! It's not the way I am!" "just be yourself okay Mewtwo, you are great enough to just act the way you feel."

He was about to answer when Mew burst in. "Arcy! TwoBro! You're both here, come on and lets get the party started!" Arceus and Mewtwo winced at the annoying nicknames, but then…."Wait! What party? Demanded Arceus. "Well DUH! Your birthday party! Come oooon! You didn't think we'd forgotten had you?' Gasped Mew

"We've spent all day getting it ready! COME ON!" yelled Mew over her shoulder as she ran (well floated) out of the room. Arceus looked at Mewtwo who shrugged and said "Happy Birthday Arceus" and vanished. Arceus blinked, she never could figure out Mewtwo…then she remembered the party. She galloped out of the room and thought "He must have gone to the party" she ran out the front door….straight into a portal! "Awww man! These things make me sick!" groaned Arceus as she started spinning faster and faster, then with a bright flash of light she was gone.

She tumbled out the other side and as she tried to disentangle herself from the berry bush she fell into, someone shoved a mega-marshmallow in her mouth. Outraged she looked up, only to be blinded by a camera flash! "That will make the front page of the Daily Ledgendary tomorrow" Lugia snigerd holding up a very embarrassing photo of Arceus squinting, covered in Rabuto berries with a giant marshmallow stuck in her mouth.

"ooooh! I wanna play truth or dare!" shrieked a hyper mew form behind them. "Oh crud!" yelled Raiku and tried to make a run for it but Suicune grabbed his tail and said "If I'm staying your staying bro." Arceus sighed and said "Sure mew…Truth or Dare" "DAAAARE!" shrieked Mew. "Holy cow! That girl can scream!" muttered Celibi rubbing his ears. "Ok Mew! I dare you to go to Jublife City and sing the chorus of "Friday" at the top of your voice!" Arceus said, grinning evily.

"WHEEEEE!" yelled Mew as she teleported. "That pink furball has got to lay off the sugar!" exclaimed Palkia who was staring in the direction of Jublife City and had her eyebrows raised. A voice drifted from that direction

"IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN OOON FRIIIDAAAY! KICKING IN DA FRONT SEAT KICKING IN DA BACK SEEAAAAT WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE? OH! IT'S FRIIIIDAY FRIIIIDAY!

"Ugh" groaned Giratina "That song sucks!"

Tune in next time for more weird legendary dares in the next chapter!