Disclaimer: ConverseManiac and I do not own Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jabba the Hut, Zeus the Ruler of the Greek Gods, Winnie the Pooh, The Care Bears, or any other cartoon or real character you can think of. We also do not own Pluto, the 9th PLANET!

Not so Disclaimer: DarkHeartsUnleashed and ConverseManiac do however claim the rights to Movi, Tsuki, Any and all Drawing of Pirate features on Kakashi, Random Pirate Girl 1, any and all orange juice tidal waves, and the teleporter which belongs to Tsuki.

Rating: Uh well as of right now it's listed as 'T' but theres a lot of scenes with Kakashi and Anko so the rating might move up to 'M'. At the start of each chapter, 4 and on, we will post if theres been a change or we might just caution you to skip the lemon scented parts.

Tsuki walked down the street on her way to meet Movi, her best friend. While walking Tsuki was deep in though, there was only a month and a half of summer left. She and Movi had yet to go on a grand adventure. Little did she know, that they were about to be pulled into the craziest journey of them all.

She saw Movi waiting at the parks entrance and jogged over. "Hey Movi!" Noticing Movi had a shopping bag with her, she asked, "What's in the bag?"

Movi smiled big with excited eyes. "Only the most awesome thing EVER!"

Tsuki got excited. "What is it what is it!?!"

Movi reached into the bag and pulled out a jar of dirt. She held it towards Tsuki. "Isn't this awesome!?" she questioned.

Tsuki's face was blank of emotion of a few seconds. Then her face lit up. "Dude, that's awesome! Can I hold it?" She reached out to take it from Movi, but Movi drew it back and held it right. "What gives?" Tsuki was put out now.

"No touchie. It's my jar of dirt." Movi stuck her tongue out.

"Can I touch it?" Tsuki asked.

"No."

"Can I do anything with it?" Tsuki sighed inwardly. Sometimes Movi could be so childish.

"You can look at it but nothing else." Movi held the jar up to her face and looked at the dirt, mesmerized.

"But that's not very fun!" protested Tsuki.

"To bad for you."

Under her breath Tsuki whispered. "Bitch"

"Did you say something?"

"Why am I friends with you again?"

"Because I'm the only person who's just as crazy as you." Movi shook her dirt around. "Tee hee hee, I've got a jar of dirt!"

"Sure as hell you do lassie!" The voice came from behind Tsuki. She turned to find a very oddly dressed man. Her eyes widened. He walked over and stood next to Movi. "On the count of three. One, Two, THREE!"

Both started dancing and singing. "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"

Tsuki's eye twitched. "Hey Jack," He stopped dancing. "If you give me your jar of dirt I'll tell you where the fountain of youth is."

His eyes grew big. "WHERE?!"

Tsuki grinned. "Madagascar."

Jack scratched his head. "Lemur country?"

She nodded. "There are those jungles and caves that are still unexplored."

Jack handed over his jar of dirt to her. "TO THE SHIP!" he yelled enthusiastically and dashed off.

"Wow he's fast," commented Tsuki.

Movi frowned. "That was a cheap trick to seal Captain Jack's dirt." She paused and smiled. "I liked it. Hey… Oh no! Jack, wait for me!" She dashes after him with Tsuki on her heals. They reached the docks panting.

Jack looked at Movi. "Why do you want to come on a search for the fountain of youth?"

"So I can make Kakashi immortal." Movi had a dreamy look on her face.

"Who the hell is that?" Jack asked.

"Only the hottest guy EVER," Tsuki replied.

"Oh…" Jack was only slightly less confused.

"Hang on." Tsuki took an odd looking round object out of her backpack. She pressed a number of buttons. A blue light glowed from the center of it. When it was gone, a man in a nary mask with silver hair stood next to Movi.

"What the heck am I doing here… oh it's you two crazy fan girls again." Kakashi frowned under his mask. "What do you want this time?"

Movi grabbed his arm. "We're going on a search for the fountain of youth!"

"And I'm here WHY?" he asked annoyed. "I was going to meet Anko!"

Movi ginned that evil gin of hers. "So I can make you immortal and bug you forever!!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!" Kakashi was mad now. They were wasting his precious time to spend with Anko. He turned and started to walk away.

"We'll make Anko immortal too. Forever to spend together." Tsuki smirked. She knew how to push Kakashi's buttons.

Kakashi wheeled around. "When do we leave?"

"Right now," said Jack.

Movi cheered. "Oh just no one say anything to..."

"Did someone say YOUTH!?" Movi was cut of by a dweeb in green spandex.

Movi grimaced. "Gai. Uh… GAI what the hell are you doing here?!" He was the last person both Movi and Tsuki wanted to come on their journey.

Gai flashed a nice guy smile and pose. Tsuki rolled her eyes. "Oh youthful Movi, you and the Youthful Captain Jack Sparrow are going to find the fountain of youth! I felt the utter urge to seek for the youthful fountain since I am the most fanatic supporter of the youthful power of youth! Me, the youthful Green Beast of Konoha!"

He looked to find Movi arguing with Jack. "Seven," she said firmly.

"What did you say youthful Movi-chan?" asked Gai in a confused voice, doing another pose and tooth shine.

"No," said Captain Jack. "It was five, and the last one makes six."

"Nu uh!" complained Movi. "You count wrong! It was seven and eight with the last one!" Gai stood there, still posing, and utterly confused.

"No, he only said 'youthful' six times!"

Movi frowned. "I counted the word 'youth' also."

Kakashi groaned. "God you guys are even weirder than normal today. I'm going to find Anko."

Movi waved. "Ok! We set sail tomorrow at 9am! Don't forget to bring Anko!" She turned to Jack. "Before we go… the word!"

Jack looked at her dumbly. "The word?"

"No, I meant the song."

"Oh, Okay!"

The both started singing and dancing "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"

Then Jack went to the inn, Kakashi was already on his way to see Anko, Gai went off to tell Rock Lee about the fountain of youth, and Tsuki and Movi went off to pack for their grand adventure.

A/N-DHU: Please remember that half the credit for this soon to become crazier adventure goes to my friend Conversemaniac, Movi. Also please remember that while Captian Jack Sparrow is out of character, this fanfic is strictly for entertainment purposes. A good thing to remember: Reviews make us happy. Happy us=Not so tortured Kakashi. If you don't want Kakashi to suffer with this chapters special in future future chapters, please review. We're aiming for at least 5 people. I mean come on 5 reviews isn't a lot so pleas ehelp out our helpless victim Kakashi.

A/N-CM: Just as the dear colleague said, half of the credits for this crazy adventure story goes to me, the sweet conversemaniac, Movi! And the other half goes to DarkHeartsUnleashed. Also, we do not want to offend anyone and the story is absolutely for entertainment purposes. However, humor will turn to drama -for you, readers- if you don't review!! AGH! Like any fellow writer does, we also do like getting reviews. They make us feel that we do a good job. If we don't get reviews, we will have to torture Kakashi, just to calm our nerves. Believe me, it's so fun being dominant!! And I don't second the 5 reviews thingy. I want more XD Lol, whatever. Review if you like because if you don't, I don't think there will be a point in us to update. If you have time to read the story, you have time to post a review. Just a small one with one or two words is enough. Quit the rambling now and get on with the story!! Enjoy.

In the words of Tsuki and Jack:

Jack- Why is the rum gone?! Why is the run always gone!?
Tsuki- Because you drank it all you stupid, drunken pirate!

See you Next time! Jah mah-tah nay -Your Neighborhood Fan Girls, Tsuki and Movi.