AN: Hi people. My computer still isn't working, and this story is one that I've wanted to write for a while now. It's also going to be pretty easy to type on a tablet, and again, I apologize for typos. Idea inspired by purplelighting (purple-lightning? I dunno, I'm too lazy to check, but their story is in my favor section)

Dear Throne of Glass fandom,

I wear shirts.

Sincerely,

Every fae male ever (especially Rowan)