Chili: Today, we have Cress here!
Cress: *in a country accent* Uh... howdy?
Chili: And Cilan too... if he didn't decide to p**** out! Call him up! Tell him hes a little wuss... we're about go all fabulous on all these apples...
Epic Pie Time!
(I'm about to get drunk off of this $&*%!)
Chili: Epic pie time here at Striaton Gym! We're about to get down with some apple pies... granny smith... big mactoch... golden and red delicious... *holds up a bottle of Jack Daniel's liquor* Jack Daniel's mother *bleep*er, what up?!
Cress: *squishing the apples*
Chili: Next level mushing apparatious...
Cress: *adds the mushed apples to the bowl*
Chili: Next we add the sugar, spice and everything nice... but we ain't no Chimical X! Instead... we got the good s***... JACK D! *brakes the bottle into the mixture*
Cress: *pouring it in while nervously watching Chili*
Chili: Now the crust! First the flour! Then the water! And now the eggs... *hits the carton against the wall*
Cress: *beating the eggs*
Chili: Cress is beating those eggs like he beats Panpour!
Cress: *stops* Wait, what did you say?
Chili: Nothing, just um keep beating...
Cress: *resumes and adds it to the mixure*
Chili: Time to mix it up! What up, Iris?!
Iris: *at a Dj booth* Lets spin this s***!
*soon party like music plays while everyone bounces their heads except Cress, who just look around...*
Chili: MOAR JACK DANIELS! *cracks another bottle (glass and liquor) into the mix* Now time to bake these b****es... *puts the pie in the oven*
Ash: *chugging down the liquor* Uggggh! How am I gonna pay for all of this?!
Chili: You like anime? We got anime! www. hoofflex pokemon! You get a five month free trial of all the anime you want, and we get cupcake money... *grabs the camera* don't you f*** this up for me! I NEED MY CUPCAKE MONEY!
*ding!*
Chili: *in girly voice* Done! *kicks the door down and tosses the pie on the counter* And now things get delicious! Hey bacon strips, hey becon strips, hey bacon strips, hey bacon strips... *gets the whipped cream in a noisy manner* And now, we cream on this b****! *puts whipped cream on top* Ok, now which one of you f***ers gonna eat this beast?!
*theres a crash as everyone looks on in shock at the door way... and theres a very peed of Cilan there...*
Cilan: WHICH ONE OF YOU F***ING PIECES OF S*** CALLED ME A B****?!
*everyone points at the pie*
Cilan: *growls and violently noms the pie, while everyone watches*
Chili: *looks at the camera* Next time we eat Trip!