+ 1,000 Ways To Say Love

I asked a lost of people what love was. I got some funny answers, I got some wierd answers, I got some answers I don't quite understand, and that's okay. I'm asking you to leave what you think love is and I will choose one of your ideas randomly (Everyone of you will be picked! I promise!) The one that I pick will have a Seddie one-shot written about what they think love is and it will be left here. If I like them I will put them in a seperate story and give your idea of love a shout-out. So go ahead, leave any idea of what you think love is. If you don't have an account or you can't be bothered to sign in just leave your name as "Annomous Lover." This first one is called Love Is Watching 2 Girls 1 Cup. I hope you like it, it was my favorite love. here we go!

Disclamier: If I had iCarly...I don't know what I would do because I don't have it. :(

Chapter 1-Love Is Watching 2 Girls 1 Cup (inspired by SARAH)

Freddie Benson couldn't even walk into his own house without something wierd happening to him. Today was no exception. Today his lovely wife decided to treat him a video watching of SmoothTube, free of charge. Of course "Free of charge" means that Sam wouldn't kill him for using her laptop. "So Sam, what did you want to show me?" Freddie asked. "2 Girls 1 Cup!" Sam yelled. "Oh My God! You found it?" Freddie asked. Sam and Freddie had looked for 2 Girls 1 Cup for forever. "Where did you find it?" Freddie asked. "Well there's this new body lotion called "Smooth" so I went to check it out and I found a website called "SmoothTube". Apparently it's this backdoor website that nobody heard of." Sam said. "How can you tell?" Freddie asked. "Well it said, WELCOME 2ND VISITOR TO SMOOTHTUBE!" Sam said. "Well, that explains it." Freddie said. "Explains what?" Sam asked. "Why nobody could ever fine 2 Girls 1 Cup. It's on it's own little website that you and one other person have heard of." Freddie said. "Yep." Sam said. "So, is it loaded?" Freddie asked. "Yep." Sam said. She pressed the play button. At first it wasn't so bad, but then when they started throwing up, Sam shivered. If there's one thing Sam can't STAND it's puke. It grosses her up to a point where she throws up. Freddie needed to think of something. QUICK! So Freddie did the first thing that came to mind. He kissed her. "Are you okay, baby?" Freddie asked."I am now." Sam said. "Okay baby, you made it through the video. Let's shut down your laptop and cuddle, okay?" Freddie asked. Sam nodded. "I would like that." She said. Freddie shut the laptop and put it on the glasstable. He then carried Sam to wrapped his arms around her. Sam smiled and tried to forget about that nasty pucking in 2 Girls 1 Cup. With Freddie cuddling with her, it wasnt that hard. In fact, she had a good sleep. A really good sleep.

A REALLY GOOD SLEEP!

REAL GOOD!

Lol, sorry for that ending. I will try to double update today. Thanks to my friend Sarah for her idea. I gave up my comeputer for Lent so I can only update on weekends. Okay Please R&R

That freakin' review button! It's still there. Can you just hit that with your mouse for me? Okay, thanks.

Juli