Ashfur sat in his nest, he sighed, he sighed again, he let out one more loud sigh.
"SHUT UP ASHFUR!" Lionheart screamed throwing the book he had been reading to the floor.
"Yeah, shut up," Blackstar agreed, Ashfur's Denmates all nodded in agreement.
"Sorry, it's just I wish I had love," Ashfur said with another sigh, Ivypool took a deep breath.
"We told you, we don't want to have this conversation with you," she hissed putting a paw to her forehead. "You're going to give me a headache," she added and put some headphones on.
"If you want love so much set up a dating show," Dovewing said glancing up from her phone, Ashfur shuffled closer to her.
"I can do that?" he asked, she nodded.
"My mom owns the clan tv," she said proudly. Ivypool glanced up.
"You better not drag me into this," she said glaring at Ashfur, he smiled.
"You will be the camera cat for my new show," he said and looked at Lionheart and Blackstar who were having an arm wrestle.
"You would be the security!" he said, "you're tough!" he added when he looked at Dovewing, she waited.
"You would be the… uh," he paused, "the cat who stands there and breathes?" he said with a shrug, Dovewing looked disappointed. He turned to Jayfeather, he had been silent the whole time.
"You'll be the co-host!" Ashfur said clapping his paws, Jayfeather shrugged.
"Does this mean I'm in charge of who you date?" he asked, Ashfur was silent for a bit.
"I guess it does!" he said and grabbed his phone to call Whitewing. A while later he put it down.
"we're doing a show guys!" he said and grabbed them all in a group hug. "I am gonna find love!" he said with glee.
"We'll do two cats at a time," Jayfeather said slipping out of the hug and grabbing his laptop.
"Our first cats will be… Hollyleaf and Spottedleaf," he said choosing the first names he saw on his I owe Jayfeather how much money list.
"Who will pay for the stage?" Ashfur asked opening his empty wallet.
"I will," Jayfeather said with a grin, "being a doctor pays well," he added.
"Okay," Ivypool said and grabbed her camera, "when we starting?" she asked, Ashfur shrugged.
"Tomorrow?" he asked, Jayfeather shook his head.
"Right now," he said and grabbed his car keys. Ivypool placed her camera in its bag and guided Jayfeather to the door, Lionheart and Blackstar shrugged and followed them happily.
In the car it was crazy.
"I WANNA SIT IN THE FRONT!" Lionblaze shouted and grabbed Blackstar's scruff as he reached for the car door handle, Ivypool slipped past them and hopped into the passenger seat, Jayfeather sat in the driver's seat.
"Are you sure you should drive?" Ashfur asked concerned for his own safety. Jayfeather snorted.
"I'll be great!" he said about to stick the key into the window instead of the keyhole. Ivypool grabbed his paw and guided it to the keyhole, he started the car.
"I was testing you," he said and pushed put it into reverse. Ashfur winced as the car ran over the mailbox.
"Did I hit something?" asked Jayfeather, Ivypool sighed.
"Maybe I should drive?" she said about to get out and swap.
"NO! I can do this! I'm not helpless!" he hissed and put the car into gear and began driving along the footpath, Ivypool let out a sigh.