No ones POV
It was Halloween. Konoha had all the decorations up. Everyone except the Hokage. Hokage Uzumaki. Usually, this was his best forte. But now he was Hokage. He couldn't find the time.
(((Naurot's POV)))
I leaned against the Hokage room wall, holding my head.
Shit.......There's gunna be a party tonight.
Most of his friends---wait, all of them--- had asked former family members---Moms, dads, grandparents---to hand out the candy as long as long as the asker did the decorations.
"I guess they'll have to move on from my house this year," i said in dismay, crushing a quil pen in half.
I always gave out the good candy. There going to be so disappointed.
And the party. Oh God the damn Party!
I wanted to go. Really bad. But my schedule didn't allow that. Even the Kazekage would be there! But i wouldn't. I had papers to do. Lots and Lots. Tons.
No one really Knew I was Hokage yet.
Only sasuke.
Sasuke...................
I had kept being a Hokage a secret. Deceiving all my friends. ((Lesson Moral: Deceiving highly powered trained Ninja was not easy.)) I wanted to tell them at the party. See there dumbfounded faces.
It would be hilarious.
And then the feeling came over me. The rebellious, evil feeling.
I stood up strait, grinning. "Screw the paperwork, lets get drunk."
I grabbed my Highly-fashioned coat and jumped out the window.
Then i looked at my watch. 10:56 pm
The party would be starting soon. I started running toward The forest. A club was in The heart of it.
...........Sasuke will be there," I thought.
I blushed, realizing i was thinking about The raven haired man.
Lean body........Muscular......pale-ish.......
I wonder what his di--," I stopped mid way thru The sentence and shook my head. "I never thought that." Im not gay. Difnitily Not.
Trying to get my mind off my subordinate, i thought about all The hot girl in Konoha.
Sakura. Ino. Hinata.
Sakura&Ino=hottest sluts you will ever meet. Huge boobs. Loud. Outgoing. But unfortunately.........not his type.
Hinata............She was to shy for me. Big boobs and nice body. But To quiet.
I arrived at The party. Everyone greeted me accordingly.
Everyone was on The dance floor, alcoholic Nyum Nyums in hands(Me:Nyum Nyums=Food/drink)
I drank 13 bottles of beer in less then 5 minutes. Barely enough to satisfy me. I started dancing to every song. Ppl starred at me in amazement at my awesome moves. Its hard having liquid in ur hand and dancing like i was. I was half drunk too. That just made me dance better.
I felt free. All The tension had left me i few beers ago.
Then my favorite song came on. My ears perked up in response.
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.
A thousand faces turned to me. Evil grins were plastered on there faces.
Karoake.
"NO!," I yelled immediately. I would dance, but not sing. No way may-may!
Everyone snickered and then they huddled up on me, and started pushing me toward The stage.
I should never had showed off my singing talent," I thought, groaning. This was The consequence.
I saw sasuke in a corner, talking to Gaara. They looked over at me, and little smirks showed on there faces.
Im drunk.........No im drunk in front of sasuke! And gaara! Im going to have a horrible reputation. Shit, The Hokage is drunk!
I blushed a lot and then grabbed The Mic. The song grew paused, waiting for me. At least im a good singer.
And then i didn't care. It was like a whole new side erupted in a second---my old side came on.
Teenage Hormones?
"Mhm," I looked at The DJ. He turned The volume up first then started The song. I began singing:
Is it still me that makes u sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When The lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When The lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin.
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck"---The guys gave lots of woots at that part and i smiled more encouraged. Everyone started dancing to The beat---
"Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me! Girl I was it, look past The sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in The passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me"
I closed my eyes very smexingly. The girls almost screamed with delight. And The gays. Everyone i knew was practically gay....
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster! faster!
So testosterone boys And harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys And harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, And hold a lover close
So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing The focus
In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to The part
Where The shock sets in, And The stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of The attention.
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think Id let you kill this chorus?
I threw off my jacket, showing my Amazing body. I felt it all. I was so glad i had skipped work.
But I had The small voice in The back of my head repeating over And over And over. "If u go all out Naruto, ur going to get raped." I obviously didn't care.
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster! faster!
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
Dance to this beat~!
Dance to this beat~!
Dance to this beat~!
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster! faster!
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster
I've got more win, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster! faster!
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster! faster!
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
It ended greatly. I was so excited and thrilled. Everyone was screaming and yelling And applauding.
I left The stage. I was patted on The back a lot, And many whispers found their way into my ear.
I shook them off. I didn't feel like getting fucked tonight by Sakura And many other girls---And guys.
All The reason i came here for was so i could have fun. Mission completed succesfully .
I went outside. It was cold, but it felt really good. I leaned against The wall, my head was spinning. I was gunna have a MAJOR hang-over in The morning.
Then i realized i had forgotten about The HOkage thing.
My mind was working so slow then i didn't care.
And Then someone pushed me up against the wall.
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