Hey everyone, i'm back with a fic that was inspired by the song Trannyliciousby Johnny Boy. (I suggest you look it up).
As i said in my summary, if you're a huge Sasuke fan girl (or boy) don't read as you'll most probably be offended. Anyone else, enjoy! :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the song Trannylicious. they are own by other people who aren't me.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's top tranny of 'em all?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Boy
I'm your Trannylicious toy
Sang Sasuke Uchiha one day. No one knew this but secretly it was his favourite song. 'And no one will find out either,' he mused as he remembered how he sound proofed his room.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's top tranny of 'em all?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Boy
I'm your Trannylicious toy
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's top tranny of 'em all?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Boy
I'm your Trannylicious toy
Boom ah-oh-oh
Boom ah-oh-oh
Boom ah-oh-oh
Hold that thought...
They make me scream, they make me moan
I'm simply sexy head to toe
Trannylicious what a tease
All my bitches on their knees
Sasuke blushed as he sung this, 'man the guy'll tease me if they heard me sing this.'
My body's hot, my ice cream's good
Your boyfriend really wish he could
Your man I had him, think again
Bitch you wanna come up dead
'Too true…' he thought with a smirk. 'who could resist me?'
"So twinkle twinkle make it bright
You have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy"
Twinkle twinkle make it bright
They have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
"Toy, boy toy
Louis, Gucci, It's a mess
But bitch, I only rock the best
Blondes are cute, the bottle's blue
I have to have the latest shoes"
Sasuke carefully studied his new shoes for a second. 'Man it's like they're singing the song about me!' he thought before continuing to sing.
My look is hot, my ass is tight
You wish you fucked this every night
No disco stick, no 1, 2, 3
There's only room for one queen bee
I'mma take you back to Just JB
I'll make you see it's only me
J-J-J Just JB, J-J-J Just JB
J-J-J Just JB, J-J-J Just JB
'…' was the reaction to the blond boy and silver haired man. They both turned to eachother with "WTF?" looks on their faces. The brunette and his little white dog sniggered as they listened in.
So twinkle twinkle make it bright
You have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
Twinkle twinkle make it bright
They have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's top tranny of 'em all?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Boy
I'm your Trannylicious toy
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's top tranny of 'em all?
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Boy
I'm your Trannylicious toy
At this point, Sasuke was on his bed jumping around and singing into his hair-brush.
It's Johnny Boy, he's back again
To number one, you'll find a trend
No Britney Spears, no Lady GaGa
And no more classic, old Madonna
His music's hot, we're grinding slow
You hear this song to make it flow
They may be queens, but this one's top
Trannylicious, make it pop
'Hey Naruto, Kaka sensei, Kiba what are you all-' Sakura was cut off as she felt three hands cover her mouth.
This beat is so hot
I produced it make it rock
Polka dot cause I'm from Poland
Ooh la la, French bitch rollin'
I get the girls rollin' feisty
Johnny Boy might call it hyphy
Peace out, my time is up
She's Trannylicious (Ohh...)
So twinkle twinkle make it bright
You have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
Twinkle twinkle make it bright
They have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
So twinkle twinkle make it bright
You have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
Sakura felt like fainting yet this intreagued her, her inner self was in hysterics.
Twinkle twinkle make it bright
They have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
Twinkle twinkle make it bright
You have one wish so make it right
They wanna fuck me, every boy
Yes, I'm their Trannylicious toy
Itachi rose an eyebrow as he eyed his bothers friends and heard the end of the song. 'Not again… he really needs to learn that sound proofing rooms don't work.
Hope you all enjoyed this one-shot. Thought with all the 'Sasuke is gay' jokes that this song would be perfect for him.
Please review =)