Disclaimer: I don't own it! Dammit! ...........
Chapter 1
(IT'S DEAD!!!)
An ear pinching scream could be heard throughout the hideout. Unfortunately the scream was the least of there worries but to humor them they went to see the problem anyway.
Kisame stud over a small little kitten that seemed badly hurt.
"Mr. Pumpkin Butt isn't moving!!!!!" Kisame sobbed.
Tobi crouched down to stare at it.
"Not breathing either……………………………..".
Kisame screamed again.
Itachi slapped Kisame with Mr. Pumpkin Butt's body.
"Your making too much noise."
"But But But………PUMPKIN BUTT!!!!!"
They all stared down on the dead body and most of them started to move back in the house. Itachi looked at Kisame then down at the body again. He really didn't want to see Kisame cry so the best next thing was to try and wake up the dead cat. He picked up a stick and started poking the cat with it. Kisame stared at him.
"Itachi what are you doing?," Hidan asked from beside Kakuzu.
Itachi mumbled to himself. "Wake up Pumpkin butt….you ain't dead."
Kisame looked up at Hidan and Kakuzu. Itachi don't usually use slang words when he speaks and on top of that he barely speaks at all.
"……'tachi you can't wake the kitty up like that…he went to that beautiful place in the sky….," Tobi proclaimed.
By this time Itachi was literally beating the cat's body with the long stick.
"You ain't dead get yo ass up Mr. Pumpkin Butt!!!"
Kakuzu ran into the kitchen and found Deidara and Sasori standing over a pile of sugar that fell on the floor. Kakuzu looked to the floor then to them. They then looked at each other to Kakuzu. They shrugged. Kakuzu booked it out of the room and ran across the hideout.
"WHITE ALERT, WHITE ALERT!!!"
Hearing the noise, Zetsu calmly walked out of his room watching Kakuzu finish his route.
"White alert? What happened to red?"
Kakuzu stopped to speak to Zetsu.
"I don't think sugar is red….last time I check it was white and SOMEBODY got into it if you know what I mean."
With that Kakuzu ran down the hall running back out the door to where the rest where. After hearing this Zetsu ran out of his door to meet the others also.
"Get up before I poke this stick down your----," before finishing the sentence Itachi was snatched up and bear hugged by the chest of Kisame.
"What the heck???," He managed to chock out.
"White Alert!!!," Kisame shouted.
"……………………….If you don't put me down you'll be our next helping of sushi for tonight."
Itachi was immediately put back on his feet after his threat.
"I did NOT have any sugar. I saw the bag spilled over but I didn't have any," Itachi slowly walked back to his room.
"Think he's serious?," asked Kakuzu.
"Not a damn chance," Hidan added.
Later that day Itachi sat in his room. He shivered a little but brushed it off. He shivered again but this time it got more serious and he shivered even more. He wrapped his hands around him. It was quiet for a while until his hysterical giggles escaped from his mouth.
Sadly the truth is. Itachi did have sugar that day. A little ….too much.
Deidara: Lmao...yeah...it is a little...OOC...but...it's random what do you except? Besides! I had Kohai and Danna laughing! XD