I know these stories are short and crappy, and I know you think I'm on drugs, so don't flame me.
Disclaimer: If I were Shigeru Myamoto than I would rule the world, so obviously I don't own Mario.
Chapter One Mario the Evil Dictator
Once upon a time in the little hamlet of Goomba Village, there lurked an insane murderer. The little Goomba boy, Goombario, helped the insane murder, Mario, to detonate Goombario's family.
"Muhahahaha!!" shouted Mario, and Goombario attempted to laugh demonically too, but it sounded more like dying penguins.
So the two evil murderers moved throughout the Mushroom Kingdom, collecting followers and the heads of resistors. Finally, when they had conquered all of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and his followers defeated Bowser and locked the princess in a steel box. Then they threw her into the ocean.
"Hooray!" shouted all the little Toads, who though the princess was stuck-up.
"Ahahaha!" laughed Mario. "We rule the world!"
"Yes!" agreed Bombette, a pink follower, "we have taken over the world together!"
But Mario did not agree. He blew up all his followers and became a tyrannical dictator.
The End!
Disclaimer: If I were Shigeru Myamoto than I would rule the world, so obviously I don't own Mario.
Chapter One Mario the Evil Dictator
Once upon a time in the little hamlet of Goomba Village, there lurked an insane murderer. The little Goomba boy, Goombario, helped the insane murder, Mario, to detonate Goombario's family.
"Muhahahaha!!" shouted Mario, and Goombario attempted to laugh demonically too, but it sounded more like dying penguins.
So the two evil murderers moved throughout the Mushroom Kingdom, collecting followers and the heads of resistors. Finally, when they had conquered all of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario and his followers defeated Bowser and locked the princess in a steel box. Then they threw her into the ocean.
"Hooray!" shouted all the little Toads, who though the princess was stuck-up.
"Ahahaha!" laughed Mario. "We rule the world!"
"Yes!" agreed Bombette, a pink follower, "we have taken over the world together!"
But Mario did not agree. He blew up all his followers and became a tyrannical dictator.
The End!