Warning: Farfism, humour, swearing, CrawfordxSchu hints..Did I mention it's a one shot?! And it's Schu POV...sorta o_O;
Disclaimer: I don't own...O_x don't shoot meh!
By: Madam Berserker

It was the night before christmas and all through the house,
not a thing was bloody, not even Farf's pet mouse.
The knives were hung along the walls with hate,
in hopes that St. Nick will never step foot through their gate.
And with Nagi snug in his bed,
While visions of Omi naked danced in his head.
I just settled down for a nice piece of Brad, when all of a sudden I heard a splatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter,
I flung open the drapes, even the cheap blinds too,
when suddenly I was face to face with a blob of poo.
I looked again and what did I see, that silver haired freak, so crazy to be.
On the front lawn he sat in a sleigh,
four Weiß kittens pulling away.
As he drove his party off,
he gave a great cough...
"MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A BLOODY NIGHT!"

~*~ Owari ~*~

P.S.: I really can't remember if there was one like this...I got this idea from sitting in history class with my friend durring the holidays and we were just chattering away and suddenly she exclaims "SANTA FARF!" @_@