A/n: A random NeroxMiku poem, enjoy

Frustration

Why did Master have to create him.

Nero Akita.

Otherwise known as the bane of my existence.

Why does he have to bee so distracting?

I'm Miku Hatsune.

World's number one diva.

I don't need distractions.

Especially boys.

I remember when Master annouced that Neru was getting a genderbend.

I expected a egotistcal jerk who never looked up from his phone.

Boy, was I wrong.

Nero was sweet, kind, playful.

In a good way.

He has the mind of a twelve year old.

Not to mention, he is hot.

Although, I would never say that out loud.

But, have you seen him?

Golden hair, golden eyes, lopsided grin.

Once I saw him shirtless...

Where was I?

Oh, yeah, Nero and I have become friends.

He calls me princess.

Which I secretly enjoy.

He gave me chocolates one time.

Idiot, he knows I get hyper when I eat too much sugar.

That was just an excuse to kiss me.

Not like I'm complaining.

Like his genderbend, Nero likes to troll people.

Especially me.

I can never tell whether he likes me or not.

One minute, he is fawning over me.

The next, he is texting on his phone.

Which I want to crush with the twin's roadroller.

Meiko tries to give me relationship advive.

I guess it's because she is also dating a man-child.

But, I don't need advice

I can crack the Nero Akita code.

If I don't I kill myself first.