The Authors of this story are:
TheEndlessSnow a.k.a TES
SapphireWolfEyes a.k.a SWE
TheCrystalCow a.k.a TCC
The Story That Has Gone So Very, Very Wrong
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TES: RANDOMNESS
SWE: OLD PEOLPLE TEETH!
TES: ewwwwwwww
SWE: 'throws teeth in the air and gets them stuck on the ceiling' oops
TES: Now look what you have done you baka. You've gotten grandma's teeth
stuck in the ceiling.
SWE: Well gooooomen. Excuse me if I don't pay attention. Onegai, its not
like you're any better deaf girl.
TCC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm stuck with random, stupid people! RUN AWAY!
RUN AWAY! MOMMY! I'M SCARED!
SWE: Like your mother would care. 'teeth fall down from celing and hit TCC
in the head.' Oops! GomenÖ
TCC: OWWW! 'starts sucking on thumb' I wasn't talking about my Mother, I
was talking about YOUR mommy. She is now MY mommy too.
SWE: Kewl! That rocks. 'bends down and makes a face like egore' Yeeeeees
Master 'starts to shuffle around dragging one foot' YES! Yeeeeeeeeeees
Master yesÖ
TES: 'far away in a distanced galaxy' why is it that we always talk to one
person at a time its just unfair that some one should be ignored. I know!
'Light bulb appears above head' I shall get rid of the enemy. 'Reaches
into my all-famous magic bag of weapons and pulls out a hacksaw, drills
and darts' Now which one to get rid of? Hmmmmm screw this I'll get a new
friend. 'Poof' 'Sesshoumaru appears' Lord FlufflyKins! 'Hugs lord
FlufflyKins'
Sesshoumaru: Unhand me mortal, you disgusting piece of filth
TES: But I'm not a mortal I'm Lady Snowsong of the (have to put the names
of the mountains here) mountains, and a weather mage.
Sesshoumaru: is this Sesshoumaru supposed to be impressed?
TES: 'starts crying and then another light bulb appears' "I really got to
get rid of that thing" I can do something you can't do!
Sesshoumaru: I can do everything you can do and better.
TES: 'claps hands'
Sesshoumaru: Die ungrateful mortal 'pulls out sword'
TES: You can't kill my I have the power of the Pen! OrÖ ummÖinkÖ..computer
keys? 'pulls out paper and pen' "a group of screaming girls trample Sesshy
and knock a book from his fluffy which TES will pick up" 'girls appear and
trample Sesshy' SESSHOUMARU'S DIARY? 'starts reading passages out of the
diary' "I just love me cute little teddy bear Mr. Fluffy." "today I saw
some pretty flowers that were pink and purple and blue and yellow and a
bunch more color's. later I went and pick them then braided them into
rinny's hair. It was just so much fun.
SWE: BARF! 'continues reading' "rinny and I went skipping and singing
through the poppy fields, then I started to feel tired and we all fell
down and fell asleep in the poppy fields. We woke up in a wicked witches
castle surrounded by flying monkeys." WTF! This is NOT the wizard of oz!
Sesshy: 'snatches diary back and puts it back in his fluffy. Then takes
out sword and runs at SWE' HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT PIECE OF
FILTH! NOW YOU DIE!
SWE: 'a barrier pops up in front of her and sesshy gets flattenend.'
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW LOOKS WHO'S GOING TO DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'cough
cough' HAHAHAHAHA
TES: now Sesshy if your going to be mean we'll send you to the corner
'looks around we are in the middle of a round room' but first you have to
find the corner.
Sesshy: 'looks around' that's not fair! This room is round!...WTF why am I
listening to you? You're not fit to eat my dung!
SWE: ewwwwwwwwww!
Sesshy: now to leave! 'draws sword and prepares to charge at the "wall" '
ahhhhhhhhh! BOOM! CRASH! OW!
SWE: 'falls over laughing' hahahahahahahahaaaaa!
TES: does Sesshy have a boo boo, do need me to kiss it and make it better?
Sesshy: 'sniff' r- really? 'Sticks out head' (SWE: is it just me or does
that sound REALLY wrong?)
SWE: 'barf' please don't do thatÖ.'smacks Sesshy' GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
MAN! YOU'RE A DEMON FOR KAMI'S SAKE! 'grabs a sniffling Sesshy by the
front of his armor' YOU HEAR ME! A YOUKAI! FULL BLOODED YOUKAI!
AND YOU'RE CRYING BE CAUSE YOU HAVE A LITTLE BUMP! WHATS WRONG WITH
YOU! Wait, I know, it must have been the girls who trampled him, and they
must have messed up his brainÖ..
Sesshy: crawls over to TES and begs her to make the yelling stop
TES: well since Sesshy is obviously messed up we have to send him away to
a nice padded white room with big men to guard the door. 'pulls out pen
and send Sesshy away' looks around the room and shouts "MIROKU" 'miroku
magicly pops up'
SWE: 'chuckles' heheheheheheeee. CHIIBI! 'an auburn little puff ball
with really big black eyes pops up on SWE's shoulder' 'pokes chiibi on the
top of his head/body. Chiibi goes BLEH! And his eyes open really wide.
Then go normal again.' 'poke' BLEH! 'poke' BLEH! 'poke' BLEH! ACH! What?
What does ach mean? 'chiibi spits out an egg.'
Miroku: I though it was a guyÖ.. 'the egg cracks open and the room is
filled with trillions of mini chiibi's that all go BLEH! At regular
intervals. Faint muffled screaming is heardÖÖ'
TES: can't breatheÖÖchiibi's cruching..lungs
SWE: mustÖgetÖridÖofÖchiibi clonesÖ
TES: WhyÖ..powerÖÖpenÖ
SWE: chiibi, please, get rid of your clonesÖÖcant breatheÖÖ 'poke' BLEH!
'chiibi's disappear except for the original' WHEW!
Miroku: 'rubs top of two chiibi's heads and looks very pleased with
himselfÖ.chiibi's disappear' NOOOOOOOOOOOO
TES: what happened to TCC?
SWE: ÖÖCHIIBI!
Chiibi: BLEH!
SWE: 'hits chiibi on the head and he spits out TCC'
TES: How could TCC fit in there? And didn't Chiibi come awhile after TCC
disappeared?
SWE: I dunnoÖ..'SLAP!' MIROKU! YOU BOZOU HENTAI! DIE! 'shoots Miroku
with a blast of water and he disappears' oiÖ..
TES: I wanna sing a song nowÖ..ummmÖ..I can't think of anything to sing
lalalalalalalala
TCC: BRAVO! Never ever leave me alone with that guy ever again! #$! You
guys didn't even realize I was gone. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 'Sniff' you guys are
so mean.
TES: Don't worry we will never leave you alone again! What happened to
Miroku? 'looks around and spots a window' 'runs over to the window and
jumps out' WEEEEEEEEEEEE! SPLAT! Owwwww.
SWE: dude I shot him...maybe water makes him melt. 'steps on weird
puddle' ewwwwwwwwww. I think that him... TES, get back in the
window...wait, how'd we get a window?
TCC: dunno. TES! COME BACK! 'jumps out window to find TES' SPLAT hehehe
that's fun. lets do it again! 'starts talking like Charlie Brown's teacher'
TES: 'Walks into the room eating a doughnut and finds SWE looking out a
window' what are we looking at?
Disclaimer: None of us own Inuyasha (I know boo hoo) so don't say that we do. TES tried to say that she owned Inuyasha once. The men in white coats took her away. Don't worry, she's back now.
TCC's Author's notes: We do not suffer from insanity; we enjoy every minute of it. Read and Review. The two R's to live by. If you do not review, I WILL CRY! And I will be very mad. You do not want to see me mad! Ok! Right, moving on. This is the first Fanfiction that I have ever posted so tell us, YES US, what you think. Another chapter should be coming up… I think. Pretty sure anywho. Yes we are working on it but it's going very slowly. A teacher is even considering killing the story. BUT IT WILL GO ON!
Constructive critism is welcome.