ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Half credit to TheFlamingOrangePhantomhive! I repeat, half credit to TheFlamingOrangePhantomhive! I didn't even know the song until she introduced me to it tonight, but I immediately had to write this! Sorry I didn't even let you write a lyric… ^^' I was just so inspired! Let me know if there's some better word to use as a rhyme for question, 'cause that was the best I had… Welpity, read, enjoy, and fav/follow/comment! PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW IF GUYS LIKE ME ;-;

This means Germany's talking!

I DON'T OWN THE SONG, ARTIST, HETALIA OR ANYTHING!

Do you like my sword-sword-sword?

My awesome sword-sword

You cannot afford-ford

My too-awesome sword-sword

Even if you could-could

I've got a patent!

No one else can make a sword

Exactly in that manner-manner

Welcome to this evil manor

I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna

Swing swing swing my blue sword

There's no time to get bored

I must ready my sword

Ready at all times, my sword!

Once I hit the floor boards

Then it got restored-stored

There was no expense

But for ourselves!

Swinging is my business

By that I mean swords and maybe something else~

You cannot ignore

Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That wasn't a real question

Don't commit a transgression

I know you like my sword

Its hilt has freakin' diamonds!

If you don't it's not the truth

But that would be just fine

Because it's so awesome

And you're so just jealous!

I can swing my sword-sword

'cause I have on my side the lord-lord

I'm ruler of awesome swooooorrrrrdddddsssssah!

KK SE SE SE SE!

"Schnauze*!"

"Was**!?"

"Give it! Give me that sword!"

"NEIN!"

"Give it to me!"

"No it's mine!"

"Nein!"

"It's mine!"

"No. No."

"Awww…"

"Maul halten***…"

"I'll see you in court, verdammt****!"

"Ha! Right…"

Horry sheet, whatijust do!? I love what I did! It's beautiful! ,U,

*the rudest way to say shut up in German

**German for what

***a slightly less rude way to say shut up in German

****German for dammit