INUYASHA aka ¿Shakira!
This is the best story in the WORLD!! Make sure to r&r! it's awesome, like intense! WoOoOoW ... I'm dieng due to the awesomeness!!!! Duuuuuude!!!
I do not own inuyasha ... Idk y I wrote that ... but I guess I don't ... idk ... anyway ...
Once upon a time in feudal Japan!! (I loooove Japan, dude it's a sick place!!) well anyway in this totally rockin' place called ¿J A P A N! there were a bunch of friends (awwwwww how cute!! Theyre friends!!!) anyway this group of friends were in search of shards of the shikon jewel (dund dun dun!!in a triumphant trumpet call-like voice!!) and as usual they had to ward off evil demons and all that junk (it really is junk with all the repetiveness of the show ... so im gonna add my own twist to it ... don't u worry it'll b ¿GRAND!!!!)
So now that I got the introduction out of the way (by way the setting of the scene is all done in the imperfect tense ... in case you care. I learned that in Spanish class today!!! ¿Comó esta?)
Ok ... so .... It was a nice day in the forrest and inuyasha, kagome, shippo, sango, and Miroku were traveling in search of a jewel shard (dejá vu!!!) when they heard a scream:
AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOAAIAIAIEIAEEO AIEIOIAUIOEAUAEIOUAIOEUAIEUAIOEUQOIEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUIAUAEIAOI EUEAOIUEAOIEUAEOIUAEOIAUEIOAUEAEIAEUIAIEUEAIEAIUIUEAEAUEIOAEIAMEGROXMYSOX!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They ran towards the source of the scream b/c they were very intrigued, until they learned it was from Koga!!!!! He was pretending he was a rock star playing on an air guitar wailing like a maroon (hey !!! member when bugs bunny said that!!! woooow!!)
They all stare blankly until Inuyasha started laughing his head off from the stupidity of it all. They turn around to leave, but Koga spots them!!!! (OOOOOH NOOOO!)
"KAGOME!!! This isn't what it looks like!"
"What is it then?" Inuyasha asked. (Gasp! What can it be!!!)?
"Ummmmmm...it's because of my...ummm..."
"Your what?" Sango asked.
"Uh....my- my......un...um....."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!" Shippo cried.
"My CONSTIPATION!!!!!!!!"
Everyone started laughing. NOOOO! Koga thought. Why did I say that? Why am I such a baka?? (I LOVE that word!!!! Baka, baka, baka! It's Japanese for idiot for those of you who don't know.)
He started talking again, but no one could hear due to the immense amount of laughter they were engaged in. "GUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS ... "he whined, but nobody listened. "OHHHH MAAAAANNNNN ... "He said like Swiper from Dora the Explorer (hey why don't they have any fanfic from that G R E A T show??!!??)
5 Hours later
Everyone begins to stop laughing and Koga is still standing there ¿HORRIFIED! "What are we laughing about again?" Miroku asks.
They all laugh. "What an idiot he doesn't even know what were laughing about!! What a fool!!!" says Inuyasha.
"Do you even know what were laughing about??" asks Kagome.
"Ummm ... no ... "
They all laugh again. Koga thinks Wow I thought I was stupid.
Suddenly out of nowhere Sheeshomaru pops up looking all important and sophisticated and AT THE SAME TIME MIND YOU (wow hes talented) he also looks like a gangsta!!
"What up, dawgs??"
"HEY! I take offensse to that!!!! I am not a doggie-woggie!" Koga pouts.
"Yo hommies I gotta a message fer ya'll ... From Naroku ... he was all like ...
OOOOOOHOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT'S THYE ENDDDDDDDDD WHAT DID NARAKU SAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! WILL WE EVER KNOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! ! HELLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ME TELLL ME I CANT STAND THE SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh well ... ill update SOON!!! mwhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha just to T o R t U e Y o U ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 !
In a singsong voice ... MY story ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX oooooh yeah!! It ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX!!! Wo0t!!! my story ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX ooooh baby My story ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX oh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh it really ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX
And by the way to all you bewildered, suspense-filled, anxious, ecstatic, awe-filled, JEALOUS, nervous, worried, concerned, apprehensive, restless, about-to-die-of-exited ness, overjoyed, elated, thrilled, lucky, delighted, blissful, euphoric, exhilarated, pleased, tickled, fortunate, blessed, fluky, auspicious, providential, propitious, envious, covetous, resentful, desirous, invidious, jubilant, joyous, over the moon, spiteful, green with envy, lucky-ducky, exited, fretful, pleased fans: look at all of the COOL adjectives I can think of!!!! I know im great and that you're just jealous!!!! ILL update soon b/c I no u might die if I don't ... sooo yea ...
This is the best story in the WORLD!! Make sure to r&r! it's awesome, like intense! WoOoOoW ... I'm dieng due to the awesomeness!!!! Duuuuuude!!!
I do not own inuyasha ... Idk y I wrote that ... but I guess I don't ... idk ... anyway ...
Once upon a time in feudal Japan!! (I loooove Japan, dude it's a sick place!!) well anyway in this totally rockin' place called ¿J A P A N! there were a bunch of friends (awwwwww how cute!! Theyre friends!!!) anyway this group of friends were in search of shards of the shikon jewel (dund dun dun!!in a triumphant trumpet call-like voice!!) and as usual they had to ward off evil demons and all that junk (it really is junk with all the repetiveness of the show ... so im gonna add my own twist to it ... don't u worry it'll b ¿GRAND!!!!)
So now that I got the introduction out of the way (by way the setting of the scene is all done in the imperfect tense ... in case you care. I learned that in Spanish class today!!! ¿Comó esta?)
Ok ... so .... It was a nice day in the forrest and inuyasha, kagome, shippo, sango, and Miroku were traveling in search of a jewel shard (dejá vu!!!) when they heard a scream:
AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOAAIAIAIEIAEEO AIEIOIAUIOEAUAEIOUAIOEUAIEUAIOEUQOIEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUAIOEUIAUAEIAOI EUEAOIUEAOIEUAEOIUAEOIAUEIOAUEAEIAEUIAIEUEAIEAIUIUEAEAUEIOAEIAMEGROXMYSOX!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They ran towards the source of the scream b/c they were very intrigued, until they learned it was from Koga!!!!! He was pretending he was a rock star playing on an air guitar wailing like a maroon (hey !!! member when bugs bunny said that!!! woooow!!)
They all stare blankly until Inuyasha started laughing his head off from the stupidity of it all. They turn around to leave, but Koga spots them!!!! (OOOOOH NOOOO!)
"KAGOME!!! This isn't what it looks like!"
"What is it then?" Inuyasha asked. (Gasp! What can it be!!!)?
"Ummmmmm...it's because of my...ummm..."
"Your what?" Sango asked.
"Uh....my- my......un...um....."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!!!" Shippo cried.
"My CONSTIPATION!!!!!!!!"
Everyone started laughing. NOOOO! Koga thought. Why did I say that? Why am I such a baka?? (I LOVE that word!!!! Baka, baka, baka! It's Japanese for idiot for those of you who don't know.)
He started talking again, but no one could hear due to the immense amount of laughter they were engaged in. "GUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS ... "he whined, but nobody listened. "OHHHH MAAAAANNNNN ... "He said like Swiper from Dora the Explorer (hey why don't they have any fanfic from that G R E A T show??!!??)
5 Hours later
Everyone begins to stop laughing and Koga is still standing there ¿HORRIFIED! "What are we laughing about again?" Miroku asks.
They all laugh. "What an idiot he doesn't even know what were laughing about!! What a fool!!!" says Inuyasha.
"Do you even know what were laughing about??" asks Kagome.
"Ummm ... no ... "
They all laugh again. Koga thinks Wow I thought I was stupid.
Suddenly out of nowhere Sheeshomaru pops up looking all important and sophisticated and AT THE SAME TIME MIND YOU (wow hes talented) he also looks like a gangsta!!
"What up, dawgs??"
"HEY! I take offensse to that!!!! I am not a doggie-woggie!" Koga pouts.
"Yo hommies I gotta a message fer ya'll ... From Naroku ... he was all like ...
OOOOOOHOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT'S THYE ENDDDDDDDDD WHAT DID NARAKU SAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! WILL WE EVER KNOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! ! HELLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ME TELLL ME I CANT STAND THE SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh well ... ill update SOON!!! mwhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha just to T o R t U e Y o U ! 1 ! 1 ! 1 !
In a singsong voice ... MY story ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX oooooh yeah!! It ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX!!! Wo0t!!! my story ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX ooooh baby My story ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX oh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh it really ROX my story ROX my story ROX it ROX it ROX my SOX
And by the way to all you bewildered, suspense-filled, anxious, ecstatic, awe-filled, JEALOUS, nervous, worried, concerned, apprehensive, restless, about-to-die-of-exited ness, overjoyed, elated, thrilled, lucky, delighted, blissful, euphoric, exhilarated, pleased, tickled, fortunate, blessed, fluky, auspicious, providential, propitious, envious, covetous, resentful, desirous, invidious, jubilant, joyous, over the moon, spiteful, green with envy, lucky-ducky, exited, fretful, pleased fans: look at all of the COOL adjectives I can think of!!!! I know im great and that you're just jealous!!!! ILL update soon b/c I no u might die if I don't ... sooo yea ...