The Idea

"I swear that all the whores in the Playboy studio is not getting him turn-on! Not even Ino and Sakura together!" the deadly voice of Itachi told the head of Playboy company.

"Well you can throw him into the gay section of the Playboy company. He might be like you." Neji, the head mummbled.

"And what are the chances that he'll actually do that?"

"Probably 50-50?"

Itachi stomped out off the office after another day of arguing. All the directors has been complaining that Sasuke, the all-star playboy, hasn't been able to get turn-on. They have to get him to erect 30minutes early before the shoot!

Itachi, his brother and agent, has gotten over 100 complains of slow progress of the 'Uchina's Videos' Sick, perverted and lonely men, that wanted to see Sasuke screw a different women in different positions every single month! One shoot takes about a week, if Sasuke isn't bored, than he isn't a human. Itachi enters his giant mansion which he shares with his brother and his boyfriend, Kisame.

"Itachi! I missed you!" Kisame, a giant man with shark-like face, pops up from behind hugging Itachi. Itachi didn't hug back but shrug him off and stomped away into his room. On his way up, he sees his 'boss'. "So, what did the doctor say?" Itachi asked his brother. "Said that I should take it easy and not have sex for a week or two." he simply said and walked out. He was wearing his long, black leather jacket, net-shirt which expose ever inch of his skin instead of covering it and low-cute leather-like pants.

"Going out?" Itachi asked.

"Just in case you and Kisame ends up screwing each other heads off." and simply walked out.

The bar

Sasuke perfers going to the Playboy bar since that's were all the people like him goes. If they went to normal ones, women, men and everything else asked them to sleep with them. Here, it depends on who it is. Like Ino and Sakura, who's coming right now towards Sasuke. They'll come up everytime they see him, of course, Sasuke, before they even ask will simply say, "Go screw Kiba or Shino, I'm on medical week." and walk away. He went into a corner where you could see all of 'Tokyo. A wonder sight, only if there was....

"Umm...Sorry sir, do you need a drink?" came a unique voice.

Sasuke looked up and saw a blonde boy with blue eyes. A mix blood child.

"Sir?"

"Oh umm..." Sasuke mummbled something and got lost in his speech, this boy was 'unique' he wasn't simply like him, they words that come out, the texture on his eye and face and his body.

"Is that red wine you wanted? Because if it is I'll introduce you to a special type that we just got!" He said in a hyper-active voice.

It took Sasuke rather long to answer but he finally said, "Sure."

They boy was back in minutes with a bottle and cup in his hand. He popped it open and pour it out to let Sasuke try it. It was delicious. Would this boy's mouth taste like that?

"WHAT?!" Sasuke's mind boomed

"Why am I thinking about a boy? I'm not gay...or am I? Itachi is...maybe his influence has gotten to me...but then again..."

When the boy turned around to leave, Sasuke saw the entire body of his even in his uniform. He was lean, beautiful, perfect and short. He was about half a head shorter than Sasuke! Before he got any further, Sasuke held his hand, which was silky smooth and nicely tanned, it felt like heaven! "What's your name?" He asked

"Ummm..." He was starting to blush

"Umm? That's a different name."

"No, no it's Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto."

"Naruto, a unique name to fit a unique person." Sasuke told himself. "Well, I don't see anything wrong liking guys, especially one that is so beautiful..." he contiuned telling himself.

"Let me ask you questioni, Naruto, would you like to be in a movie?"

"A MOVIE!! Of course I'll love to!!! Which one!?" he asked getting all excited.

" A Playboy Movie."

Sasuke started back at a shocked face boy unlike the one before cheerful and happy.

"WHAT THE FUCK!? HELL NO!! GET AWAY FROM ME PERV!!" Naruto yelled and quickly ran away, tripping on a couple of the funitures on the way.

"What a reaction! But telling a boy that all the sudden the end wouldn't be nice." Sasuke turned his head to find a silver hair man with half his face cover with a mask with only one eye showing.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi, Naruto's gurdian. He's just a bit confused when you told him this offer but I'm willing to help you get him in this business." He grinned

"I don't do things by force." Sasuke shoot back.

"No, none of that. Naruto is a decent boy, even ifhe's an orphan, a trouble child in highschool before, but decent. He hasn't done it with anyone, says he's saving it for someone special. Maybe I can hook you guys up." The silver-haired man said to him.

"What's the catch?" Sasuke said right after he finish talking.

"Hook me up with Iruka. Umino Iruka." He suddenly gotten serious.

"....I'll think about it." Sasuke said and got up slowly.

"Make it quick. Or Neji might be the one getting him." Sasuke turned his head to find the man gone. A in replacment was a card.

Hatake Kakashi

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"Naruto..." A evil smirk appers on Sasuke's face.