Will U Fme sat up straight in his bed, sunlight streaming in through his window. He could hear the sounds of the morning throughout the Human Village, b irds chirping and children playing. He put one foot in front of his other, standing up in front of his bed, warmed by the sun. He walked toward the door of his small cottage. As he opened the door, the warm sun streamed through his doorway, warming his bare feet. From his doorway he could see the home of the vampire, the Scarlet Devil Mansion. He's always been facinated, and wanted to visit her and have some tea. He decided that today was the day to go. He strode towards the Mansion, taking caution not to be spotted by any of the villagers. When he arrived at the shore of the Misty Lake, he worked his "magic" on a passing fairy. The fairy carried hom across the waters, pleading him not to go. He walked towards the Mansion, ready for the gatekeeper. When Miss Hong approached him, he once again worked his "magic" on her. She let him through the gate thanks to his "magic". He walks through the mansions doors, and he works his "magic" on Sakuya, and she leads him to the basement door and unlocks it. He walked down the stairs, ready for the vampire Remilia Scarlet. However, what he found was Flandre Scarlet, questioning him as to why he didn't look right. He remembered, that, if in the basement, she wouldn't know what a boy was.
(A/N or man by extension)
He explained that if inserted, a certain hard thing would feel realy good to her. She imediatly shoved her flaming sword into her vagina, and burnt to a crisp, screaming on the floor. Remillia flew down, screamed, and shoved her Gungnir through his chest.