Disclaimer: Same thing from any fanfictions, I don't own Digimon and it
belongs to the big guys up there somewhere. That' is all!!
I did this story for a friend of mine who likes the Digimon Tamers season
and who's a good friend. Okay this story is something just to tickle your
funny bone for the Halloween season just to get you laughing and in the
mood a little so enjoy it!
The Digimon's Nightmare Vacation
Part 1: The Coming.
The Digimon Tamers: Takato, Henry, Rika, Kazu, Kenta, Jeri, and Ryo were at the Shinjuku Park sitting on the playground equipment in the afternoon discussing about a vacation they should take.
"Guys hurry up! Are we deciding to go or not?" asked Rika. "Are we going to the beach or not?"
"I don't know. It would be nice to get away from here, but if we go, would our parents be okay with it?" Takato stated.
"I'm sure they'll be okay with it since we have our Digimon to watch over us," Kazu reassured.
"Sounds tempting and I really need to get away from Suzie once for awhile," said Henry.
"So are we going?" Kenta asked.
"Yeah of course," Ryo answered. "So what time should we leave?"
"Yay a vacation!" Jeri cheered.
"How about we leave tonight by car and if we keep driving then we'll be there by tomorrow morning," Kazu explained. "That's a full proof plan to get to the beach and have a whole day to ourselves."
"One problem, stupid," Rika stopped. "We don't have a car to fit all of us in and the Digimon and which one of us got a driver's license?"
"We can use my dad's pickup truck and Guardromon can drive because he'd played some of my driving video games and he got some experience."
"I said driver license. Not driving experience."
"So? I got a few fake I.D.'s we can use and if Guardromon gets stopped by the police, I'll switch seat with him and flash the fake I.D. to the cop."
"Brilliant Einstein," she said sarcastically.
"Okay we're leaving tonight at eight o'clock and we'll all come back here and drive off in the truck," said Takato.
That night at eight o'clock, Takato and Guilmon were there with the both of them carrying a backpack. Henry was there with Terriermon but Terriermon had a rather large backpack that was ten times bigger than he was. It was defiantly starting to crush him like a pancake. Kenta was there with MarineAngemon and some baggage to carry along and Ryo too with Monodramon who was obviously digging into Ryo's backpack for any food.
"When's Kazu going to get here?" Takato said starting to feel impatient.
"Right here!" Kazu shouted, popping behind the bushes.
"Kazu! Hey you're here but where's the truck?" Takato asked.
"Right there," Kazu pointed to the truck. It was heading right toward Takato. The truck was out of control with Guardromon behind the wheel. Just when the truck seems like it was about to run over Takato, it stopped about an inch away from his face. He nearly fainted there.
"Phew! Thanks for stopping the brakes Guardromon," Takato said.
"Brakes? There's actually a braking system for this beast?" Guardromon wondered, as he noticed the gas meter. "Kazu! We seem to have run out of gas already."
"Great! Well I better get that extra gallons of gas in the back of the truck dad stored," said Kazu as he jumped on to the back of the truck.
"Come on guys! We better get our stuff put in the back of the truck and get going now," said Henry. "Hurry up Terriermon you're going slower then Ebonwumon."
"Mou man tai, Henry. Mou man tai," Terriermon said as he threw the heavy backpack on to the back of the truck. He could have sworn he heard someone yelp from behind the truck. "I could've sworn someone said 'ow' back there. Oh well, I guess I need to get my ears clean because I'm hearing things."
"Hi guys am I late?" yelled Jeri, as she just arrived with Calumon tagging along with her.
"No just early," Henry said. "Hey Calumon you got a backpack with you? What's in it?"
"Lots and lots of cream puffs!" the little Calumon answered.
"You gotta be kidding me, right?"
"Nope!"
"Okay guys we're ready to leave and go now," Kazu shouted. "Hey but where's Rika? I should have known. It's always Ms. Late-to-Everything! Even if it means getting away to a vacation place."
"I'm right here," Rika said. Renamon was beside her with the luggage and Impmon was there too.
"This vacation will be fine for me, though I think I left the TV on at my partner's house," said Impmon. "Oh well they'll do it for me."
Rika gave Renamon a signal and she tossed the luggage toward Kazu, eventually crushing him with it hearing a loud crash. "A little help here people! That wasn't funny Rika. Owww, my, spine."
Everyone got their luggage put into the back of the truck but the strangest of the luggage was Kazu's. He had daggers, swords, bombs, mines, a swinging mace, brass knuckles, hooks, a bat, axes, hammers, and even pepper spray.
"Kazu what's with all these weapons you got?" Takato asked.
"They're my weapon of choices," Kazu explained, picking up a small dagger from the bunch of other weapons in there.
"Whoa! Watch where you point that thing," Takato said, trying to protect his eyes. "How can you afford all this stuff?"
"Well, uhhh." said Kazu as he remembers how'd he got them.
**FLASHBACK BEGINS**
Around 2:30 PM.
Right after that agreement, Kazu was standing at a corner of a street waiting for a bus to come with Guardromon. "Uh oh, I don't have anymore money for the bus. How are we going to get home?"
"Wait a minute Kazu!" Guardrmon said. "I know just the way to earn some money for our bus ticket."
You do?"
"Yep! Now here's the plan and follow it correctly."
Minutes later.
"See the amazing robot that can answer any question you would like to know. Just ask him and he'll answer!" shouted Kazu.
A crowd was circling around to see what was all the commotion. One man looked at the robot and asked a question. "If this robot can answer any question then does he know what I have in my pockets?"
Kazu protested, "That's not even a good question to ask my friend robot. Now how's he suppose to answer something like-"
Guardromon answered in a list of the items in the man's pocket. "Pocket lint, gum, a speeding ticket, and a book on 'How to Attract the Women 101'. And as an addition, I can say that his underwear are boxers with roses on them. Am I correct?"
The man just blushed in a deep crimson color and walked away. More and more people started asking Guardromon questions.
Another man came up to Kazu and gave him an offer. "Hey kid. I'll pay you 2,000 yens for that robot of yours."
"TWO THOUSAND YEN!?!?" Kazu nearly flipped at the sound of it. "Okay."
"WHAT!?!? I'm your partner and partners don't sell each other out for 2,000 yens," said Guardromon.
"Yeah you're right," Kazu noticed, almost feeling ashamed of thinking about it.
The man then offered, "I'll pay 10,000 yens?"
"Even better!" They shook hands on that.
Guardromon screamed, "WHAT!?!?"
**FLASHBACK ENDS**
"And so, after that I remembered that it was wrong of me doing that so I stole Guardromon back plus having my 10,000 yens to spend on a few stuff from the black market," Kazu finished.
"A few? More like a bunch," Takato commented.
"So what did you pack on the trip?" Rika asked Ryo.
"Well I packed a few spare clothes, toothbrush, and my BB gun," he answered.
"A BB gun? What for?"
"I don't know. Shoot a few cans, jars, or maybe even a cat."
"Can I use it on Kazu?"
"I heard that little missy!" Kazu shouted.
"There's only six seats and Guardromon is in one of them," Kenta pointed out. "Only five of us can fit into the back so two of us Tamers will be sitting outside with the bigger Digimon then."
Terriermon thought of way for who's going to be sitting in the truck. "Old fashion 1,2,3, okay? One. Two. Three!"
Takato and Henry raised their hands except everyone. "You're sitting in the back you two. He-he!"
"What?!"
"I said old fashion and that mean's the first one to raise their hand gets the boot!"
"You could have told me Terriermon," Henry suggested.
"Nah. If I did, it wouldn't be funny."
"I can't believe Takato doesn't know that and even I knew!" Guilmon said. "And he knows everything but this is the first."
"Get in the back of the truck Guilmon," Takato simply ordered, getting Guilmon to shut up.
They were all on the open road toward the beach as they've planned to. In the back of the truck, all the Tamers and other Digimon: Guardromon, Calumon, MarineAngemon, Impmon, and Terriermon, who were in the truck, were all enjoying it.
Takato and Henry were both sitting in the back trying to keep their balance from the rocking truck and not enjoying it. Obviously, Guardromon didn't have enough experience to know how the back passenger would feel in the back of a truck. The truck hit a bump in the road and sitting in the back can get really bumpy.
"Ow! Monodramon your claw is digging into my back," Takato yelled.
"Sorry but being squish by other Digimon and luggage can get pretty cramped back here," Monodramon answered. "Hey did Guilmon gain weight or something, Takato?"
"Hey I heard that!" Guilmon shouted.
"Can you guys at least relax?" Renamon asked. "I want to try save up some energy before we get there. I need to work on my fur tan."
"Don't worry Renamon. I won't bother you but I bet a baby dinosaur like Guilmon is trouble!" Monodramon yelled.
"Baby!! Why you. Pyro Sphe-!"
"Stop it Guilmon! Are you trying to kill us all?!" Takato shouted, stopping Guilmon just in time.
"But I'm not a baby! Just an over-weigh Digimon that is very hungry!!" Guilmon shouted.
"Okay you two. Break it up!" Renamon said.
"This is going to be a long trip." said Henry, as he held his head.
"Will you guys keep it down back there?" Kazu said, from the front of the truck. "Don't make me stop this car and drop off you guys!"
"Sorry." Guilmon and Monodramon said.
"Well that's settles," said Kazu. "For now."
"Kazu, there's a fork in the road coming up," Guardromon said. "Left or right?"
Kazu answered, "Left."
Guardromon nodded affirming the answer. "Right."
"No I said left."
"Right."
"No I said left so left."
"Then left it is so it's right according to map."
"No I said left!"
"Yeah I know so it's right then!"
"Did you not hear me through all those gears in your head? I said left!"
"I agreed to left!"
"Good!" Kazu huffed.
"Humans are so strange." Guardromon sighed.
Impmon was sticking his head out of the truck window to see something rather large crossing in the middle of the road. "Look! What is that!"
Ryo squinted his eyes to focus. "Oh my god! TURN OVER! TURN OVER!!!"
"Turn over to where? The side of the road?" Guardromon asked.
"YES YOU STUPID BOT! TURN!"
Kazu started to panic and scream. "AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
BAM!!!
The creature they hit tumbled and rolled out on the road. It got right back up, surviving the hit and ran back into the forest with blood all over the front of the truck from the hit. Everyone were either stunned by the site of the hit or slammed against the side of the truck from the sudden halt.
Impmon had a disgusted look on his face with his tongue sticking out. "Eeeewwww."
Calumon was climbing up to get his balance and looked up to see all the mess. "Impmon. What is that red stuff all over the window?"
"Guts."
"Uh, what are guts?" Calumon wondered.
"The stuff when you cut someone open and it spills out."
"Oh that's blood. Blood!? I think I'm going to either puke or faint." Calumon answered as he started puking out of the truck's window and then fainting.
"I guess a little bit of both," MarineAngemon commented, and started laughing at his own funny remark. "He-he!"
Guardromon opened the door and went to see what was the damage on the truck.
Takato opened the back window of the truck and asked, "What's with the hold up? Everyone back here nearly fell out of the truck."
"We hit something that spilled a lot of blood," Rika answered also horrified by the site. "Got any ideas of what it was?"
"I saw it and it could either be the Jersey Devil or the Chupacabra," Ryo theorized.
"Jersey what? Chupa-whata?" Kenta asked.
"The Jersey Devil is some kind of creature that lives around in New Jersey and the Chupacabra is a blood sucking livestock eater of Puerto Rico."
"I'm glad I'm not a livestock," Guilmon said thankfully. "Whatever it is."
"Well it had wings and stood on two legs with a goat face," Ryo described, also knowing about the myth of it.
"That would be a Jersey Devil," said Henry.
"Now how did a Jersey Devil get all the way out here from New Jersey?" "Oh fiddlesticks! That thing or whatever busted the carburetor!" Guardromon said. "We're going have to push this truck to the nearest stop or so."
"Terriermon what did you pack in your bag?" Guilmon wondered.
"A bunch of clothes, a toothbrush, and some stuff," Terriermon answered. "Why you asked?"
"Did you pack something that can move around in there?"
"Huh? Let me see."
"Oooh, if you have peanut butter, can I have some?"
"Here I'll open it," Henry offered as he turned around to open it.
When Henry opened his backpack, an arm fell out of the bag like a dead limp body.
"AAAGGGHHH!" Henry almost nearly gotten a heart attack but instead, he fell out the back of the truck. "OW!"
The arm turned out to belong to Suzie, hiding in the backpack. "That wasn't a very comfy ride."
"Suzie? What are you doing here?" Guilmon asked.
"I wanted to go with Henry," she answered.
"But Suzie it might be dangerous," Terriermon implied.
"Don't worry! I brought Lopmon with me!" She said as she pulled out Lopmon by the ears. Lopmon was half-asleep and half standing. "Lopmon can also sleep stand."
"Hey where's Henry?" Terriermon asked. Suzie, Guilmon, Terriermon, Monodramon, and Renamon looked over at the back of truck's side to see what happened to Henry. Henry wasn't doing so well.
"Henry you okay?" Terriermon shouted.
"He's not moving," said Monodramon. "Should I go dig a grave?"
"NO!!"
Henry was able to speak at least, "No. After this vacation is over. I might need to see a spine doctor. ow."
Okay everyone! Get on the truck because I'm going have to push this thing now," Guardromon said as he starts to push behind the truck. "Hope a thunderstorm doesn't start."
Then a raindrop hit Guardromon. "Huh?" A loud crackling noise was heard in the air and rain started to pour atop of Guardromon and the others outside of the truck. "Great! I better hurry before I start to rust out here."
"Hey there's an Manor right over there!" Kenta pointed out. "We can go there and ask to stay for the night and get the truck fix."
Takato looked at the sign above the manor. It was called "The Nightmare Manor". "Okay, a Nightmare Manor. Who can tell we're going to be running for our lives because of this later in the story?" Takato said plainly. "Isn't that sort of a stupid name for it?"
"Hey the manor looks nice and big!" Kazu complimented. "There's a gate fence going around the place and just look at that huge fountain they have up front!"
Rika looked closer at the statue on top of the fountain. "It's a statue of a demon with a sword in its heart."
"So what's wrong with that? The artist probably has a disturbing childhood when he did this."
"Well I hope the owner of the manor would be nice enough to let us in," Jeri commented. "I wonder if they have cable or satellite?"
When they reached to the manor, they were already dripping wet and tired. It huge and dark looking, it had lots of windows and statue carvings of stuff and neatly kept gardening in the front so at least it's not a dead manor like they almost thought of. Just as Takato was going to knock on the door, it flung open and a man in a butler suit greeted him.
"Greetings, from the Nightmare Manor." smiled the man. "I know why you children are here."
"Uhh, you do?" Takato said curiously.
"Yes. You want to room here for the night till your truck is fix, is it?" the man asked, predicting the kid's predicament.
Takato was stunned to know that the man knew what their problem was. "How'd you know?"
The man smiled in a mischievous way, "I just guessed!" The man turned around and let the kids into the manor. "Welcome to the Nightmare Manor! We're popular among travelers who get caught along the way on the road and we help them out. You'll die for our service because it's so great, it's scary!"
Kazu whispered to Kenta. "Must be their slogan or something."
"Uh-huh."
"We'd like to stay here for the night. Any possible chance you have eight spare rooms for us?" Henry asked.
"Well there's seventy rooms within this manor but six has already been taken," the butler calculated. "So of course there's more room."
Takato pondered in his head, 'I wonder who checked into the six other rooms.'
"Great! So do we have to pay you for your service?" Rika asked.
"No. It's free," answered the butler.
"Free? Even better!" Kazu yip about.
"I see you have brought pets at our manor which is. a new thing for us," he said, looking at Guilmon in a creepy way. "Even better to feed to the-! I mean, uh, to feed for tonight because there'll be a special feast planned out." He turned around to a wall next to the door with keys on hooks as he picked off eight keys and handed out to them. "Here are the keys to your rooms and they're all on the second floor. The owner of the manor, my master the famous Marllinion Cool, will see you soon by tomorrow."
"Okay guys, let's get going!" said Ryo.
"But I should warn you that the radio just announced a murderer just broke out of prison a few miles down from this manor. Prison people who break out sometimes come here to stay until the heat dies down. I once almost became a hostage with a gun pointing right next to my head. Plus that other time the guy threatened to slit my throat in my sleep. Enjoy your service here!"
Everyone walked out of the lobby and up the stairs quickly. Impmon tries to lighten the mood a little. Kazu then asked, "Who thinks they're not going to have a good night sleep and instead be chased around by a killer?"
After they'd settled in their new room and unpacked some stuff, they all went out to explore around the manor.
"Rika we shouldn't be snooping around someone's home," said Renamon. "It's not very polite like."
"Hey, manors are made for snooping," Rika replied. "And what's there to hide? I just have a weird feeling of this place kind of."
The Inn was a huge six-story building with nice, big, long halls with suits of armor decoration in it. There was the dining room, the library, kitchen, large stacks of stairs, an inside swimming pool, the game room, living room, the wine cellar, and there was even an underground lab. How convenient is that?
Guilmon was walking pass a large mirror feeling humble when he passed by it, someone else was in the reflection but not Guilmon. "Huh? Well that's the strangest thing."
He turned back and took a peek. He saw someone else in the mirror. Someone blue with a white stomach and a yellow "V" on the forehead. "Ha! I bet it's one of those fun house mirrors!"
He stuck out one right hand in the air, waved it, and in the mirror, it was the same. He then stuck out his tail and shook it too. Then Guilmon was singing and doing the hokey-pokey.
"You stick your big tail in, you stick your big tail out, you stick your big tail in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and shake it all about! That's all it is about! Ha-ah!"
Guilmon was playing in front of the mirror with this weird image, imitating what he does. Guilmon was having a bunch of fun. "This mirror is funny. I'm not even blue! And that tail in the mirror is smaller compare to me."
Then the strangest thing happens. "AAAGGGHHH!!! The red dinosaur talks!" screamed the blue monster.
"AAAGGGHHH!!! The blue dog actually talks!" yelled Guilmon.
Then they both ran off screaming in opposite directions. "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Kazu was in his room, unpacking all his new weapons. and that was all he had.
The room was small but comfortable. It had a like a velvet color theme to the room and wasn't that old though the light bulb could sure use a new change.
Guardromon was also helping his friend. Kazu dropped a dagger under the bed. "Dang it! I dropped a dagger." He went under the bed to find where he dropped the dagger.
Guardromon was unpacking other things besides Kazu's weapons and was humming while he did it. The closet behind him opened slightly and a large guy with a club with spikes on it started to come up behind Guardromon's back. He had large armors on and a black mask on. His eyes glowed white, evilly at Guardromon. He lifted the club above his head and then was about to strike it right above Guardromon's head.
BONG!!!
Guardromon was still standing without a scratch but was still working like as if nothing happened! The guy with the club was still shaking and rattling from the effects of hitting on Guardromon's steel body. The clubbed guy mumbled to himself as he walked back to the closet and closed it behind him. "Note to self: Never strike upon a guy made of metal."
Kazu finally found the dagger and got out from under the bed. Guardromon asked Kazu, "Did you hear a slight buzzing noise?"
"No not at all."
"Must be my imagination."
"Uh-huh."
Suddenly, a loud scream was coming from outside of Kazu's room.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
Guardromon recognized that scream. "That sounded like Guilmon!"
They went to their door and opened to find Guilmon screaming down the hall. Takato opened door to see what's all racket. "What's all the racket I hear?"
"Takatomon! A scary thing happens to me. I don't like that blue monster in the mirror!" answered the shaken up Guilmon.
"One: Don't call me Takatomon. Two: What blue monster in the mirror?" Takato asked.
"But I always call you Takatomon when I get scared."
Another scream was heard. "AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
Takato recognized that scream. "That sounded like Kenta!"
Kazu, Gaurdromon, Takato, and Guilmon ran to find Kenta. They found Kenta in the hall. Takato asked Kenta. "What's wrong Kenta?"
Kenta answered, "They only have one bathroom here on this floor!"
"You got to be kidding me," said Kazu. "You screamed just because they only have just one bathroom? You're crazier than a catfish."
Guardromon then said the same thing. "Crazier than catfish!"
"Huh? 'I said get your own line,' remember when I told you that when we were in the Ark!?"
"No not really."
"Hey I do have a weak bladder!" Kenta shouted.
Suddenly everyone came running down the hall but Calumon and Impmon were missing.
"What the heck is going on?" Henry asked.
"False alarm from Kenta here," Takato answered.
"But no false alarm from me!" Guilmon added. "Follow me and I'll show you all!"
Guilmon led them all down the hall toward the mirror where Guilmon saw the 'blue dog' in the mirror. All they saw was Guilmon's reflection in the mirror.
"Guilmon I see no 'blue dog' as you said you did," said Takato.
"Yeah, and there are no such things as monsters, er, except you guys," said Ryo.
Then the mirror glowed and a blue phantom appeared right out of it!
"Yeah but what about a phantom!?" Kazu screamed.
"BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN!!!" the phantom roared as he hovered at them.
"Wait a minute! That 'run away and never return' line came from the Lion King Movie," Kazu pointed out. "And I believe that movie is copyrighted. You can either use "run for your lives" or "run for-"
"SILENCE!!!" shouted the phantom. "RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN OR I"LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A HORRORIFYING DEATH!!!"
Kazu and everyone had sweat drop beads hanging behind their head.
Kazu answered, "That'll do. RUN!!!" They all ran in a puff of smoke. "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!"
"BWAAHAHAHAHAH!!! You'll never get out of here! Not even through a window!"
The blue phantom was just about to chase them until he noticed a window in the hall was opened. He quickly closed it and start hammering boards on it. "THERE!!! Now you'll never get out now!!! HA-HA-HA!!!"
He noticed another window opened. "Must I do this again? I got a splinter on the last hammering. oh well." He chased after them.
Takato and the gang were running down the hall to the left, the right, up, down, and everywhere. And the Phantom was chasing then to the left, the right, up, down, and everywhere. This was getting silly and confusing.
"I think we lost him," said Takato. Then suddenly.
BAM!!!
Takato and the others ran into something.
"Did somebody get the license of that truck that hit us? Owww." said Monodramon.
Terriermon asked, "What did we hit?"
"Us," a group of voice answered.
"Huh?" Everyone got up to see whom they've crashed right into. Right there in front of them were actually the Digidestines. There was Davis, T.K, Yolei, Cody, Kari, and Ken. With their Digimon partners too.
"Whoa! Am I dreaming or are these Digidestines," said Kazu excitingly.
"The Digi-what?" asked Rika.
"She doesn't watch the Digimon show," Takato explained.
"Uh, excuse me for interrupting but who are you guys and how do you know us?" Cody asked.
"Oh, well I'm Takato and this is Guilmon."
"Hi! Got any peanut butter for me to eat?"
"I'm Henry. Nice to meet you, and this is Terriermon."
"Hello. Got any good jokes to tell?"
"Hi I'm Suzie!"
"I'm Lopmon. She's the hyper one."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Rika."
"Renamon," she stated.
Davis whispered to T.K, "Somebody pinch me because I don't believe seeing a girl that pretty.OW! What was that for?"
T.K. answered, "You wanted someone to pinch you so there."
"The name's Ryo. And this is-"
"Monodramon! That's my name, Monodramon!"
"I'm Jeri Katou but you can just call me Jeri."
"Hi I'm Kenta and this MarineAngemon. He doesn't speak much."
"Hello! Hello!"
I'm Kazu. The cool guy, unlike these crazy bunch. oh and that's Guardromon."
"How do you do?"
"Hey we're missing two of our friends: Calumon and Impmon," Takato noticed. Then there were some screaming.
"AAAGGGHHHH!!! HHHEEELLLPPP!!!"
"Sounds like Calumon."
"HAHAHA!!! Got you now Calumon!"
"And sounds like Impmon."
Calumon was coming down the hall toward them with Impmon right behind him, chasing him with a water gun. "Got you now you little squirt!"
"Settle down Impmon. Calumon," said Guardromon as he picked them up both by the gruff of the neck.
"Darn! Funs over."
"Like I said. This is Calumon and Impmon," Takato introduce.
Everyone finish up their introduction. Davis and the rest were about to introduce themselves but Takato and the others already knew who they were and their Digimon.
"Oh, well, what are you doing here?" Davis asked. "If you guys knew us and know every adventure we've been in. Ken my head hurts. Can you explain all this? I don't really understand how this is happening. " "It mean's we're in a different dimension where we're just a TV show to them," Ken answered.
"Oh I see."
"That means there can be another dimension where people are either watching or reading this," Ken also added.
Everyone looked around suspiciously. "I don't see any cameras," Guilmon said, breaking the silence.
"The last thing that happened was that we were walking in the Digital World and we met this manor so we decided to stay here but right now I'm thinking about leaving," said Kari.
"Here's a warning," started Cody. "Don't try going upstairs on the roof. Armadillomon hasn't recover from being frightened by that large gargoyle. He kept swearing that it was real."
"Very. big. gargoyle. it could have eaten me! Can we go home?" Armadillomon said feeling very jittery.
"Well its pretty much dinner time so lets go eat so we don't have to listen to our Digimon complain," said Kari, looking at her watch. Once all the Digimon heard that, they disappeared in a flash toward the dining room, leaving a trail of dust in their place. "Wow, they move fast."
"Faster than a speed train when they smell dessert," Davis commented.
"Well this is a nice place to be sitting and eating," complimented Takato.
The table was a very long table. Each person were at least about two yards away from each other. A waiter came into the dining room and asked for what they were ordering. The waiter picked up their order and returned with each person's food.
Guilmon asked for peanut butter and banana sandwiches, peanut butter with jelly, peanut butter covered pizza, and peanut butter covered fish and some ice cream. Did I forget to mention he asked for peanut butter on that ice cream?
"Hey Takato. Why don't you let Guilmon eat something meat related?" Jeri asked in concerned.
Takato felt terrible at the thought. "I've already thought about this. You know how crazy Guilmon is about peanut butter?"
"Um, yeah."
"Well replace that crazy of peanut butter with crazy of meat. Now if Guilmon started to like eating meat so much, there wouldn't be enough turkey, duck, chicken, pig, or cow in the world to feed his appetite then. Besides, I at least let him eat fish."
"Hey Guardromon! What did you order?" asked Kazu.
Guardromon answered, "Just a gallon of motor oil with a lemon in it and a side order of grease. Want some?"
"Uhhh. no thanks but thank you for the offer."
"Nice picture they have here," Davis noticed.
A large giant painted picture was hanging above on a wall that was picture of a guy with a mustache and a beard. The picture of the man was also bald too but the eyes were the strangest thing.
"Those eyes creep me out," said Yolei.
"They look a bit. big," Hawkmon commented.
"Well it is a large painting of this guy."
Suddenly the eyes shifted view to the left toward T.K. and back.
"AAGGHHH!!! Those eyes move! Those eyes move!" Kazu shouted.
"Shoot! My steak is too cold to eat," complained T.K.
The eyes moved right back to T.K. and the eye's opened to reveal a laser cannon aiming right at T.K. Patamon noticed the cannons. "T.K. watch out!"
Patamon jumped up and pushed T.K. right out of the way from the hit. The laser instead hit T.K's cold steak.
"You okay T.K?"
"Yeah but I think my steak is hot enough to eat now," answered T.K. "Or maybe a bit too over cooked and now a burning piece of charcoal."
"I think we should just bring our food to our rooms to eat so that picture doesn't shoot us another evil eye at us," Rika warned as he got up.
Everyone got their plate of food and went up to their room.
"Hurry up," hurried Veemon. "Bring your food to your room to eat before that eye decides to shoot again."
"No need," Guilmon answered.
Guilmon took everything he ordered and dumped it in one plate. Then he opened his mouth wide and swallowed the whole portion of his food! In one large gulp, it was gone. He then burped out a fish skeleton. "Okay let's go!"
"Wow. It took you one gulp to finish it up," said Veemon. "Your name is Guilmon, right?"
"Yeah," Guilmon said, shaking Veemon's hand.
"The name's Veemon but you can just call me Veemon."
"And my names Guilmon but you can just call me. Guilmon. Let's go to our room now."
"Okay."
Kenta and MarineAngemon had just finished eating and were going to explore in the hall. "Something is strange about this house," Kenta commented. "Don't you agree?"
"Uh-huh," MarineAngemon answered.
Everything was quiet until Kenta heard a CLUNK! He turned around to see what it was. Nothing was there except the suit of armor decoration. He ignored it and continued until he heard another CLUNK!
"What the.?"
One of the suits of armor was stalking behind him. Kenta moved back and grabbed one of the battle-axe from another suit of armor. "I warn you. Move back or I'll hit you with this."
The suit of armor still walked toward him. Kenta strike the axe right into the helmet, knocking it off.
"Ha! That'll teach you." Still the armor advanced on him. "What the-? You're still moving?!"
He hit the left arm off, it still moved. He hit the right arm off, still moving. He hit the chest plate off and both of the legs. Soon the entire piece fell to the ground. "Ha! I finally got you now."
The hand of the armor levitates up to Kenta. Eye to eye to him but in this case, eye to hand. The hand waved 'Hello' to Kenta in the face and slapped him a couple of times and pinched his nose. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Kenta dropped the axe and ran for his life with MarineAngemon sitting on his shoulder, laughing and giggling at Kenta's reaction. Kenta ran down the hall screaming.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
Kazu was shining his bombs, sitting on his bed when Kenta burst in to the door. "Kazu! Help me! There's a knight chasing me!"
"You sure?"
"Yes they are!"
"Oh, fine," Kazu said as he stopped shining his bomb. He strikes out one of his largest hand weapons which was a sword and was in a fighting pose. "I'm ready to fight this guy!"
They walked down the hall to see only the suit of armor decorations in rolls on the side of the hall.
"I don't see any knights," Kazu said. "False alarm little guy. I'm going back."
"Behind you!"
"Huh?" Kazu turned around to see a knight with a sword raised above his head, ready to strike upon Kazu. Kazu did a karate kick right into the knight's stomach. It fell back and knocked down a few other armors.
"Ha! One-on-one and I win! I should do a little victory dance because of this," said Kazu but then two knights came up to him and had a large axe and a large sword, Bigger and thicker than Kazu's. Kazu looked at his small little sword he had in his hand. It sort of fell limp, comparing it to the two bigger weapons.
"In this situation, which I am in, I would do this." Kazu threw his hand up in the air and turned around the other way and ran down the hall screaming. "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Come back here and protect me Kazu!" Kenta yelled. They both ran away from the knight. The two knights shrugged and went back to their pose on their stand.
A long line of Digimon was formed right out in front of the one bathroom. The Digimon were right out in front of the bathroom, waiting patiently. almost.
"Hurry up Calumon! Some of us really have to go!" Armadillomon shouted. "I really, really, really need to go!!!"
"Settle down Armadillomon," Hawkmon told. "He's only been in there for at least three minutes. You should have gone before."
Armadillomon just ignored Hawkmon and started jumping up and down and dancing in one place. "Why is Armadillomon dancing," Guilmon asked. "Is he happy?"
"Yeah I'm dancing because I'm happy," Armadillomon said sarcastically. "Oh I wish I had a toilet with me right now."
"He's dancing for a toilet? I've heard of a rain dance but not a toilet dance."
"Guilmon you're such a weirdo," Terriermon said. "I really need to brush my teeth. I ordered garlic bread, liver, and a nice big trout for dinner."
"Don't forget to mention that you ordered those chocolate covered carrots for dessert," Lopmon added.
"If I did mention it then they'll think I'm fat," Terriermon whispered.
"Well they can tell by looking around your waist so there's no need to hide."
"Well- HEY!"
"You two fight like an old married couple," Renamon remarked.
Inside the bathroom.
Calumon was taking a little bath and enjoying his brand new wonderful cherry scented shampoo wearing a little shower cap on, in the sink. (o_0;;) He was singing to himself, while scrubbing his foot with a brush.
"Oh, jingle bell, Calumon smells, and he's taking a bath, scrubbing his feet, smelling his feet, and then having a chocolate shake, Yah!"
The shower curtain that was around Calumon in the sink started to move.
"Hey, don't come in," Calumon warned. "I'm naked."
A large cloaked figure in black jumps in front of Calumon in the sink and starts stabbing him. Red liquid started to flow through the sink water.
"AAAAGGGHHH!!! You stabbed my brand new cherry shampoo bottle!" Calumon cried out. "And I haven't even got to use it."
The cloaked figure then tried stabbing Calumon but Calumon dodged barely from the knife.
"AAAHHH!!!"
Outside of the bathroom.
Veemon was outside complaining. "What takes so long for a little guy to wash his little-"
The door bursts opened with little Calumon running out and screaming.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" Along with a mini bath towel around his waist and a shower cap. There were water dripping all over the bathroom and something that looked like blood on the wall. The Digimon just stared and blinked at the site of it.
"Okay I'm next!" Wormmon shouted as he dashed into the bathroom, locking the door behind before Armadillomon. Wormmon was going to brush and floss his little teeth.
"Aw, I'll never get to use the bathroom!!! How can a little worm get to the bathroom before a four-footed like me get in there?"
"Just use a bush outside of this manor," Guardromon suggested.
"Never! I'll never go out and use a bush to do my business when there's a toilet right here, working!"
"How much longer is it gonna-" Renamon started but was interrupted.
"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
Wormmon came out, shouting and screaming with foam in his mouth.
"Did Wormmon have rabies just now?" Patamon asked.
"No it was just his toothpaste bubbling up," Gatomon answered.
"Me go! Me go!" said MarineAngemon as he got to the door and went in. The door behind MarineAngemon closed behind him. A few seconds later, there were crashes and the door opened. MarineAngemon was covered in red from the head to tail and came out screaming with the red, dripping to the floor.
"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
Was that blood?!" Impmon asked, feeling a bit dizzy again.
Guilmon sniffed the red drops on the floor. "Smells like." Guilmon sniffed. "sauce. spaghetti sauce. oregano spaghetti sauce. Yummy!" He started licking it off the ground.
Monodramon sniffed the air. "Are we suppose to be scared now because of this? This place smells like an Italian restaurant."
"Alright! I'm going in there and taking care of this thing!" Impmon said bravely. "Guardromon, hand me one of Kazu's swords!"
Guardromon handed a small sized sword to Impmon, well, a dagger actually. "Thank you!"
Impmon ran in and charged. "Like Napoleon had said, 'Charge!!'"
The door slammed right behind him and everyone ran up to the door and put their ear up to it; listening to the sword fighting. They heard Impmon yelling and few inappropriate words from him.
"Ha! You got a knife! Well I got a swords hear to slice, poke, chop you apart!"
A lot of slashing, clanging and stuff was starting to be heard and then a large "OW!!!" was heard from Impmon. Impmon ran out of the door, running everyone over with the door with his sword poked into his butt. "AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
He ran down the hall like a maniac.
"He got a sword stuck up in his butt," Terriermon pointed out.
"I think I can go use the bush for tonight," said Armadillomon as he ran out to go use a bush.
"I think we could all use the kitchen sink to brush our teeth rather than use that haunted bathroom," Gatomon answered. They all went down stairs to the bathroom to us the kitchen sink.
"Now this is my kind of game," said Kazu. "Pool!"
All the Digidestines and Digimon Tamers were playing at pool tables and having fun and trying to forget about that strange event during dinner.
"Eight ball in the corner pocket and if I get it, I'm king of the world," Kazu said as he strikes the eight ball.
The ball hit the side of the pool table and missed the hole. Kazu seemed disappointed but then he looked around suspiciously and picked up the eight ball quickly and tossed it into the corner pocket hole and scored.
"I'm king of the world! Yay!"
A pool stick behind him suddenly floated up in a horizontal way and went flying through the air toward the back of Kazu's head. It was about to hit Kazu in the head and nothing seem to stop the striking stick but-
"Hey! A shiny coin!"
Kazu bent down and grabbed the coin. The stick passed right over Kazu and hit the wall, cracking and splintering the wall and the pool stick.
"Darn! It's just a piece of foil!"
Ryo looked up to see Kazu and the messed up wall. "Kazu don't vandalize the pool room and don't break those sticks because it's not ours."
"Huh? What you say?"
"Nevermind."
Suddenly, a giant ghostly like samurai appeared in the middle of the room. "AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I am Roku the Samurai! Who would dare to challenge the great samurai?!"
Kenta was scared easily as he jumped up into Kazu's arm like in Scooby Doo. Kazu just gave him a pathetic look.
"You're a wussy, Kenta, a wussy. Get off!" He dropped his friend on to the hard ground.
"Ow!"
While Kenta had jumped into Kazu's arm, Jeri and Takato.
"Jeri," Takato called.
"Yes?" Jeri asked.
"Please?"
"Oh, sorry."
Jeri had cling on to Takato and was holding him really tight and was shaking. On the other was Takato, now being flushed with deep red in his cheeks with a girl on him.
"Thank you."
Ryo snickered to Rika, "Kodiac moment, am I right?"
"Have you notice? This house keeps having strange stuff happening to everyone here," Yolei noticed.
"I want a challenge! No one leaves this pool room until one of you have defeated me!" the samurai yelled.
"How many in the past have defeated you here?" T.K. asked.
"None!"
"We're screwed."
"We should have listen to that sign of the door that said don't enter," Jeri whined.
"Don't worry," Davis reassured. "We have Cody with his kendo ability, Ryo with his BB gun, Ken and Henry with their martial arts skills, Kazu's many, many choices of weapons, and Yolei's scary impression on people. Especially on boys and men so we'll be fine and safe."
Yolei slapped Davis behind the head, very hard. "Ow! Yolei. Must you hit so hard?" Davis asked, rubbing his sore head.
"Is that what you meant by impression on people?" Yolei said, mockingly. "And guess who's the NOT the fine and safe one right now, huh?! You!"
"Ack! Need oxygen. Ack! Air! Air!"
"Suzie, Don't watch this," said Henry as he cover Suzie's eyes. "It's too violent for you."
"Cody you're in kendo, right? Now get in there and fight!" shouted Davis.
"I don't have my kendo stick," answered Cody.
"Then what's in you're hand?" asked Davis.
"A pool stick. Not a kendo stick."
"Same thing. They're sticks. Now go in there and defend all of us!" said Davis, shoving Cody up to the samurai. "Henry you too. You said you know some martial arts so go."
"I'll just be back up in case Cody gets in a jam," Henry answered, shivering in fear. "Go ahead Cody. I'm right behind you."
"About a mile away you are," Cody yelled.
"Actually a yard away."
"Now fight me!" shouted the samurai.
Cody charged toward the samurai with the stick, ready to strike upon the ghost. The samurai unsheathe his sword and slashed his stick in half. The samurai then tripped Cody and he fell in his back as the samurai brought his sword down in a stabbing way. "AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
The sword went right between Cody's leg. "Phew! That was close." Cody ran back and hid behind the pool table. "Henry your turn."
Davis then noticed something. "To think of it. Cody if that sword would have gone up a little higher, it could have hit you right in the-"
Everyone yelled, "DAVIS!!!"
"Sorry."
Henry also came with a pool stick at the samurai. He did a few impressive moves with the stick and strikes it upon the samurai but the samurai just chopped the stick in half, like lightning.
"This isn't good."
Henry then did a high jump kick right at the samurai but the samurai just moved one foot out of the way as Henry high jumped kicked himself right out the doorway and into the hall.
"Ow! Ow! Oooh! Eeck! Ack! Ouch! Gah! Ick! Ow!" as he fell down a bunch of stairs and landing his face down first at the bottom.
"Well at least he got out," Kari sighed.
The samurai snorted. "Pathetic little humans! Who's next?!"
"Can't we just leave and do this tomorrow?" asked Ken.
"NO!"
"You don't have to yell."
"I won't let any of you leave this pool room until one of you can defeat me!"
"I got a plan. We all run a different way to the door and he can't get all of us," Ken explained.
"One question: Who's getting the sharp sword down the back of their back if they get caught?" Kazu asked.
". Who cares. At the count of three, we all run."
They all counted. "1. 2. 3!"
They all ran like heck, well, actually Kazu did. In fact he was the only one who ran like crazy toward the door.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
"Get back here you foolish human! I will slay you!" The samurai chased after Kazu out the door.
Ryo just sighed. "Shame he has to be the stupid one to fall. Oh well."
Then they all left the room.
Guardromon was in his sleep mode as he slacked off in this corner of the room. The door burst opened with Kazu coming in feeling like fool with the samurai chasing after him.
"Stupid samurai. Stupid friends who betray you. Stupid me!" Kazu mumbled.
Guardromon heard Kazu's angry mumble as Kazu passed right by him.
"Anything wrong?" Guardromon asked.
"No not really. I got chased by a samurai and when he was chasing me, I made him ran right out of a window," Kazu recalled. "He almost sliced me into two!"
Guardromon was about to burst into laughter as he noticed something.
"What's your problem?"
Guardromon just pointed behind Kazu's back and burst out laughing.
"Huh? AAAGGGHHHH!!! Stupid samurai! He chopped off half of my pants off!" Kazu's boxers were revealed showing he had white boxers with red hearts all over it. "No wonder I felt a draft on the way here."
"HA HA HA HA! HE HE HE! I've seen London, I've seen France and now I've seen Kazu's underpants!"
"Cram it, you stupid robot!"
"Phew! What a night!" Takato had just got into his room to see little Guilmon in the bed sleeping quietly like a little puppy. Takato jumped right into the bed quietly and pull the blanket up slowly, not wanting to wake up the peaceful sleeping dinosaur. Until he felt something.
"AAAGGGHH! There's something wet in this bed!" Takato screamed.
He uncovered the blanket to see a small pool of clear gooey stuff. Takato knew what is was. "Dang it Guilmon! You drooled on the bed again!"
Davis was going down into the kitchen to grab a midnight snack from the fridge. He got a glass of milk and he sat down and started to drink it for a while. He heard a whimper. Davis got up from his chair to se where it was coming from.
Nothing.
He sat back down and continued drinking until he heard the whimper again. This time, Davis got up and went to the source of the whimper. He saw the fridge door opened and he saw something standing in front of the fridge whimpering. It was Veemon.
Veemon noticed Davis behind and turned around. "There's no more cheesecake, Davis. There's no more.*sniffle*"
Davis let out a sigh of relief. "Veemon. You had me scare there for a moment. So you were the one whimpering."
"Whimpering? I was sniffling."
"If you didn't whimper. then who did?" Davis and Veemon froze for a moment. "Okay, let's run upstairs."
"Good idea. Run!"
They both all ran upstairs like a roadrunner in a Whoosh!
T.K. was sleeping soundly in his bed with Patamon until he turned over and fell off the bed. "OW!"
He then noticed something. He was in a pool of red liquid on the ground. "AAAAGGGHHHH!"
Patamon woke up. "Huh? What is it T.K?"
"There's blood on the ground!"
Patamon looked at it and started licking it up. "Oh that's just the drink I left out and I forgot to drink it. It's just cherry Kool-Aid."
"Good. At least it wasn't blood but what's this green stuff with it coming from under the bed?"
Patamon got down from the bed and checked it out. He saw two glowing red eyes under the bed with a set of yellow glowing teeth and a tongue too, licking it's lip. Patamon started to shake like a maraca.
"I think that's either monster drool or monster snot. RUN!!!"
Both of the two ran out of the room screaming.
The monster got out from under the bed and started licking the Kool-Aid. "Mmmm, cherry Kool-Aid. Yummy."
"G'night Takato," Jeri said as she was about to go to her room next door to Takato's.
"You sure you'll be fine tonight by yourself?" Takato asked out of being concerned.
"Don't worry," Jeri simply said. "I'll be fine."
"Oh, okay," Takato replied.
The two of them went into their room and closed their door. Then Takato came out of his room and looked down the hall. No one was there so he walked quietly to Jeri's door and knocked.
"Takato I said I'll be fine," Jeri said again.
"Oh, okay," said Takato. "You sure?"
"Yes I'll be fine," Jeri said through the door.
Takato waited awhile before he was about to leave but turned back around and knocked on the door. "TAKATO!!"
"Alright! Alright! I see you'll be fine tonight," Takato said, putting his hands up innocently as he left to his room.
"Boys are so weird." Jeri simply said.
Wormmon was on a search: under the bed, the chairs, table, behind the drawers, cabinets, closet, and even up in the corner of the ceiling.
"Wormmon, stop being paranoid," Ken shouted up above. "There's no spiders in here."
"Fine! But I'm not sleeping until I find one and trap it," Wormmon replied as he crawled down. "Then I'll put a stick through it and put it up as a warning sign for those other spiders not to come here!"
Ken had a bead of sweat on the side of his head going down. "Uhh, good night."
Minutes later they both slept and Wormmon heard something. "It's here."
Wormmon then went on his search again: under the bed, the chairs, table, behind the drawers, cabinets, closet, and even up in the corner of the ceiling.
Finally he saw it, the spider was a huge hairy spider kind and was about to pounce on Ken but Wormmon wasn't going to let that happen.
"Sticky Net!"
Soon, the spider was actually caught in a net from Wormmon's own.
"Ha! Caught by your own type of medicine you itsy bitsy spider!" Wormmon taunted. "I'll be back with a sharp stick to put you up on."
Henry was putting his pillow over his head, trying to drown out the argument between two little Digimon in his room. It was Calumon and Impmon screaming at each other of who's the 'big meany weenie' or the 'big baby'. Terriermon tied his ear into a knot under his chin to also drown out the sound of the two screaming at each other.
Henry was just thinking to himself loudly in his head. "Must I be the one stuck with the two extras? Well I guess that's what you get for when you're laying on your face, defeated and all."
Terriermon was also thinking to himself. "I wonder what going to happen tomorrow? Oh well, I'll see by then. Night, night."
Next morning, Ryo woke up early with Mondramon following him right behind into the kitchen. Ryo was passing by a hall, looking at the marvelous art work on the wall and to see something he's not suppose to see.
"I'm begging you. You can eat those kids that checked in yesterday but please not me!" It was the butler and he was talking to someone.
"RRRAAGGGHHH!!!"
"Please no. Please noooo!"
That thing he was talking to, swallowed him whole. The monster was some kind of huge plant monster as bits of blood drip to the ground of the butler and was smeared by the monster. The monster licked his lips and noticed Ryo and Monodramon.
"Whoa. big guy, isn't he?" Monodramon noticed.
"No time for that! We gotta run and tell the others now!" Ryo ordered.
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The Digimon's Nightmare Vacation
Part 1: The Coming.
The Digimon Tamers: Takato, Henry, Rika, Kazu, Kenta, Jeri, and Ryo were at the Shinjuku Park sitting on the playground equipment in the afternoon discussing about a vacation they should take.
"Guys hurry up! Are we deciding to go or not?" asked Rika. "Are we going to the beach or not?"
"I don't know. It would be nice to get away from here, but if we go, would our parents be okay with it?" Takato stated.
"I'm sure they'll be okay with it since we have our Digimon to watch over us," Kazu reassured.
"Sounds tempting and I really need to get away from Suzie once for awhile," said Henry.
"So are we going?" Kenta asked.
"Yeah of course," Ryo answered. "So what time should we leave?"
"Yay a vacation!" Jeri cheered.
"How about we leave tonight by car and if we keep driving then we'll be there by tomorrow morning," Kazu explained. "That's a full proof plan to get to the beach and have a whole day to ourselves."
"One problem, stupid," Rika stopped. "We don't have a car to fit all of us in and the Digimon and which one of us got a driver's license?"
"We can use my dad's pickup truck and Guardromon can drive because he'd played some of my driving video games and he got some experience."
"I said driver license. Not driving experience."
"So? I got a few fake I.D.'s we can use and if Guardromon gets stopped by the police, I'll switch seat with him and flash the fake I.D. to the cop."
"Brilliant Einstein," she said sarcastically.
"Okay we're leaving tonight at eight o'clock and we'll all come back here and drive off in the truck," said Takato.
That night at eight o'clock, Takato and Guilmon were there with the both of them carrying a backpack. Henry was there with Terriermon but Terriermon had a rather large backpack that was ten times bigger than he was. It was defiantly starting to crush him like a pancake. Kenta was there with MarineAngemon and some baggage to carry along and Ryo too with Monodramon who was obviously digging into Ryo's backpack for any food.
"When's Kazu going to get here?" Takato said starting to feel impatient.
"Right here!" Kazu shouted, popping behind the bushes.
"Kazu! Hey you're here but where's the truck?" Takato asked.
"Right there," Kazu pointed to the truck. It was heading right toward Takato. The truck was out of control with Guardromon behind the wheel. Just when the truck seems like it was about to run over Takato, it stopped about an inch away from his face. He nearly fainted there.
"Phew! Thanks for stopping the brakes Guardromon," Takato said.
"Brakes? There's actually a braking system for this beast?" Guardromon wondered, as he noticed the gas meter. "Kazu! We seem to have run out of gas already."
"Great! Well I better get that extra gallons of gas in the back of the truck dad stored," said Kazu as he jumped on to the back of the truck.
"Come on guys! We better get our stuff put in the back of the truck and get going now," said Henry. "Hurry up Terriermon you're going slower then Ebonwumon."
"Mou man tai, Henry. Mou man tai," Terriermon said as he threw the heavy backpack on to the back of the truck. He could have sworn he heard someone yelp from behind the truck. "I could've sworn someone said 'ow' back there. Oh well, I guess I need to get my ears clean because I'm hearing things."
"Hi guys am I late?" yelled Jeri, as she just arrived with Calumon tagging along with her.
"No just early," Henry said. "Hey Calumon you got a backpack with you? What's in it?"
"Lots and lots of cream puffs!" the little Calumon answered.
"You gotta be kidding me, right?"
"Nope!"
"Okay guys we're ready to leave and go now," Kazu shouted. "Hey but where's Rika? I should have known. It's always Ms. Late-to-Everything! Even if it means getting away to a vacation place."
"I'm right here," Rika said. Renamon was beside her with the luggage and Impmon was there too.
"This vacation will be fine for me, though I think I left the TV on at my partner's house," said Impmon. "Oh well they'll do it for me."
Rika gave Renamon a signal and she tossed the luggage toward Kazu, eventually crushing him with it hearing a loud crash. "A little help here people! That wasn't funny Rika. Owww, my, spine."
Everyone got their luggage put into the back of the truck but the strangest of the luggage was Kazu's. He had daggers, swords, bombs, mines, a swinging mace, brass knuckles, hooks, a bat, axes, hammers, and even pepper spray.
"Kazu what's with all these weapons you got?" Takato asked.
"They're my weapon of choices," Kazu explained, picking up a small dagger from the bunch of other weapons in there.
"Whoa! Watch where you point that thing," Takato said, trying to protect his eyes. "How can you afford all this stuff?"
"Well, uhhh." said Kazu as he remembers how'd he got them.
**FLASHBACK BEGINS**
Around 2:30 PM.
Right after that agreement, Kazu was standing at a corner of a street waiting for a bus to come with Guardromon. "Uh oh, I don't have anymore money for the bus. How are we going to get home?"
"Wait a minute Kazu!" Guardrmon said. "I know just the way to earn some money for our bus ticket."
You do?"
"Yep! Now here's the plan and follow it correctly."
Minutes later.
"See the amazing robot that can answer any question you would like to know. Just ask him and he'll answer!" shouted Kazu.
A crowd was circling around to see what was all the commotion. One man looked at the robot and asked a question. "If this robot can answer any question then does he know what I have in my pockets?"
Kazu protested, "That's not even a good question to ask my friend robot. Now how's he suppose to answer something like-"
Guardromon answered in a list of the items in the man's pocket. "Pocket lint, gum, a speeding ticket, and a book on 'How to Attract the Women 101'. And as an addition, I can say that his underwear are boxers with roses on them. Am I correct?"
The man just blushed in a deep crimson color and walked away. More and more people started asking Guardromon questions.
Another man came up to Kazu and gave him an offer. "Hey kid. I'll pay you 2,000 yens for that robot of yours."
"TWO THOUSAND YEN!?!?" Kazu nearly flipped at the sound of it. "Okay."
"WHAT!?!? I'm your partner and partners don't sell each other out for 2,000 yens," said Guardromon.
"Yeah you're right," Kazu noticed, almost feeling ashamed of thinking about it.
The man then offered, "I'll pay 10,000 yens?"
"Even better!" They shook hands on that.
Guardromon screamed, "WHAT!?!?"
**FLASHBACK ENDS**
"And so, after that I remembered that it was wrong of me doing that so I stole Guardromon back plus having my 10,000 yens to spend on a few stuff from the black market," Kazu finished.
"A few? More like a bunch," Takato commented.
"So what did you pack on the trip?" Rika asked Ryo.
"Well I packed a few spare clothes, toothbrush, and my BB gun," he answered.
"A BB gun? What for?"
"I don't know. Shoot a few cans, jars, or maybe even a cat."
"Can I use it on Kazu?"
"I heard that little missy!" Kazu shouted.
"There's only six seats and Guardromon is in one of them," Kenta pointed out. "Only five of us can fit into the back so two of us Tamers will be sitting outside with the bigger Digimon then."
Terriermon thought of way for who's going to be sitting in the truck. "Old fashion 1,2,3, okay? One. Two. Three!"
Takato and Henry raised their hands except everyone. "You're sitting in the back you two. He-he!"
"What?!"
"I said old fashion and that mean's the first one to raise their hand gets the boot!"
"You could have told me Terriermon," Henry suggested.
"Nah. If I did, it wouldn't be funny."
"I can't believe Takato doesn't know that and even I knew!" Guilmon said. "And he knows everything but this is the first."
"Get in the back of the truck Guilmon," Takato simply ordered, getting Guilmon to shut up.
They were all on the open road toward the beach as they've planned to. In the back of the truck, all the Tamers and other Digimon: Guardromon, Calumon, MarineAngemon, Impmon, and Terriermon, who were in the truck, were all enjoying it.
Takato and Henry were both sitting in the back trying to keep their balance from the rocking truck and not enjoying it. Obviously, Guardromon didn't have enough experience to know how the back passenger would feel in the back of a truck. The truck hit a bump in the road and sitting in the back can get really bumpy.
"Ow! Monodramon your claw is digging into my back," Takato yelled.
"Sorry but being squish by other Digimon and luggage can get pretty cramped back here," Monodramon answered. "Hey did Guilmon gain weight or something, Takato?"
"Hey I heard that!" Guilmon shouted.
"Can you guys at least relax?" Renamon asked. "I want to try save up some energy before we get there. I need to work on my fur tan."
"Don't worry Renamon. I won't bother you but I bet a baby dinosaur like Guilmon is trouble!" Monodramon yelled.
"Baby!! Why you. Pyro Sphe-!"
"Stop it Guilmon! Are you trying to kill us all?!" Takato shouted, stopping Guilmon just in time.
"But I'm not a baby! Just an over-weigh Digimon that is very hungry!!" Guilmon shouted.
"Okay you two. Break it up!" Renamon said.
"This is going to be a long trip." said Henry, as he held his head.
"Will you guys keep it down back there?" Kazu said, from the front of the truck. "Don't make me stop this car and drop off you guys!"
"Sorry." Guilmon and Monodramon said.
"Well that's settles," said Kazu. "For now."
"Kazu, there's a fork in the road coming up," Guardromon said. "Left or right?"
Kazu answered, "Left."
Guardromon nodded affirming the answer. "Right."
"No I said left."
"Right."
"No I said left so left."
"Then left it is so it's right according to map."
"No I said left!"
"Yeah I know so it's right then!"
"Did you not hear me through all those gears in your head? I said left!"
"I agreed to left!"
"Good!" Kazu huffed.
"Humans are so strange." Guardromon sighed.
Impmon was sticking his head out of the truck window to see something rather large crossing in the middle of the road. "Look! What is that!"
Ryo squinted his eyes to focus. "Oh my god! TURN OVER! TURN OVER!!!"
"Turn over to where? The side of the road?" Guardromon asked.
"YES YOU STUPID BOT! TURN!"
Kazu started to panic and scream. "AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
BAM!!!
The creature they hit tumbled and rolled out on the road. It got right back up, surviving the hit and ran back into the forest with blood all over the front of the truck from the hit. Everyone were either stunned by the site of the hit or slammed against the side of the truck from the sudden halt.
Impmon had a disgusted look on his face with his tongue sticking out. "Eeeewwww."
Calumon was climbing up to get his balance and looked up to see all the mess. "Impmon. What is that red stuff all over the window?"
"Guts."
"Uh, what are guts?" Calumon wondered.
"The stuff when you cut someone open and it spills out."
"Oh that's blood. Blood!? I think I'm going to either puke or faint." Calumon answered as he started puking out of the truck's window and then fainting.
"I guess a little bit of both," MarineAngemon commented, and started laughing at his own funny remark. "He-he!"
Guardromon opened the door and went to see what was the damage on the truck.
Takato opened the back window of the truck and asked, "What's with the hold up? Everyone back here nearly fell out of the truck."
"We hit something that spilled a lot of blood," Rika answered also horrified by the site. "Got any ideas of what it was?"
"I saw it and it could either be the Jersey Devil or the Chupacabra," Ryo theorized.
"Jersey what? Chupa-whata?" Kenta asked.
"The Jersey Devil is some kind of creature that lives around in New Jersey and the Chupacabra is a blood sucking livestock eater of Puerto Rico."
"I'm glad I'm not a livestock," Guilmon said thankfully. "Whatever it is."
"Well it had wings and stood on two legs with a goat face," Ryo described, also knowing about the myth of it.
"That would be a Jersey Devil," said Henry.
"Now how did a Jersey Devil get all the way out here from New Jersey?" "Oh fiddlesticks! That thing or whatever busted the carburetor!" Guardromon said. "We're going have to push this truck to the nearest stop or so."
"Terriermon what did you pack in your bag?" Guilmon wondered.
"A bunch of clothes, a toothbrush, and some stuff," Terriermon answered. "Why you asked?"
"Did you pack something that can move around in there?"
"Huh? Let me see."
"Oooh, if you have peanut butter, can I have some?"
"Here I'll open it," Henry offered as he turned around to open it.
When Henry opened his backpack, an arm fell out of the bag like a dead limp body.
"AAAGGGHHH!" Henry almost nearly gotten a heart attack but instead, he fell out the back of the truck. "OW!"
The arm turned out to belong to Suzie, hiding in the backpack. "That wasn't a very comfy ride."
"Suzie? What are you doing here?" Guilmon asked.
"I wanted to go with Henry," she answered.
"But Suzie it might be dangerous," Terriermon implied.
"Don't worry! I brought Lopmon with me!" She said as she pulled out Lopmon by the ears. Lopmon was half-asleep and half standing. "Lopmon can also sleep stand."
"Hey where's Henry?" Terriermon asked. Suzie, Guilmon, Terriermon, Monodramon, and Renamon looked over at the back of truck's side to see what happened to Henry. Henry wasn't doing so well.
"Henry you okay?" Terriermon shouted.
"He's not moving," said Monodramon. "Should I go dig a grave?"
"NO!!"
Henry was able to speak at least, "No. After this vacation is over. I might need to see a spine doctor. ow."
Okay everyone! Get on the truck because I'm going have to push this thing now," Guardromon said as he starts to push behind the truck. "Hope a thunderstorm doesn't start."
Then a raindrop hit Guardromon. "Huh?" A loud crackling noise was heard in the air and rain started to pour atop of Guardromon and the others outside of the truck. "Great! I better hurry before I start to rust out here."
"Hey there's an Manor right over there!" Kenta pointed out. "We can go there and ask to stay for the night and get the truck fix."
Takato looked at the sign above the manor. It was called "The Nightmare Manor". "Okay, a Nightmare Manor. Who can tell we're going to be running for our lives because of this later in the story?" Takato said plainly. "Isn't that sort of a stupid name for it?"
"Hey the manor looks nice and big!" Kazu complimented. "There's a gate fence going around the place and just look at that huge fountain they have up front!"
Rika looked closer at the statue on top of the fountain. "It's a statue of a demon with a sword in its heart."
"So what's wrong with that? The artist probably has a disturbing childhood when he did this."
"Well I hope the owner of the manor would be nice enough to let us in," Jeri commented. "I wonder if they have cable or satellite?"
When they reached to the manor, they were already dripping wet and tired. It huge and dark looking, it had lots of windows and statue carvings of stuff and neatly kept gardening in the front so at least it's not a dead manor like they almost thought of. Just as Takato was going to knock on the door, it flung open and a man in a butler suit greeted him.
"Greetings, from the Nightmare Manor." smiled the man. "I know why you children are here."
"Uhh, you do?" Takato said curiously.
"Yes. You want to room here for the night till your truck is fix, is it?" the man asked, predicting the kid's predicament.
Takato was stunned to know that the man knew what their problem was. "How'd you know?"
The man smiled in a mischievous way, "I just guessed!" The man turned around and let the kids into the manor. "Welcome to the Nightmare Manor! We're popular among travelers who get caught along the way on the road and we help them out. You'll die for our service because it's so great, it's scary!"
Kazu whispered to Kenta. "Must be their slogan or something."
"Uh-huh."
"We'd like to stay here for the night. Any possible chance you have eight spare rooms for us?" Henry asked.
"Well there's seventy rooms within this manor but six has already been taken," the butler calculated. "So of course there's more room."
Takato pondered in his head, 'I wonder who checked into the six other rooms.'
"Great! So do we have to pay you for your service?" Rika asked.
"No. It's free," answered the butler.
"Free? Even better!" Kazu yip about.
"I see you have brought pets at our manor which is. a new thing for us," he said, looking at Guilmon in a creepy way. "Even better to feed to the-! I mean, uh, to feed for tonight because there'll be a special feast planned out." He turned around to a wall next to the door with keys on hooks as he picked off eight keys and handed out to them. "Here are the keys to your rooms and they're all on the second floor. The owner of the manor, my master the famous Marllinion Cool, will see you soon by tomorrow."
"Okay guys, let's get going!" said Ryo.
"But I should warn you that the radio just announced a murderer just broke out of prison a few miles down from this manor. Prison people who break out sometimes come here to stay until the heat dies down. I once almost became a hostage with a gun pointing right next to my head. Plus that other time the guy threatened to slit my throat in my sleep. Enjoy your service here!"
Everyone walked out of the lobby and up the stairs quickly. Impmon tries to lighten the mood a little. Kazu then asked, "Who thinks they're not going to have a good night sleep and instead be chased around by a killer?"
After they'd settled in their new room and unpacked some stuff, they all went out to explore around the manor.
"Rika we shouldn't be snooping around someone's home," said Renamon. "It's not very polite like."
"Hey, manors are made for snooping," Rika replied. "And what's there to hide? I just have a weird feeling of this place kind of."
The Inn was a huge six-story building with nice, big, long halls with suits of armor decoration in it. There was the dining room, the library, kitchen, large stacks of stairs, an inside swimming pool, the game room, living room, the wine cellar, and there was even an underground lab. How convenient is that?
Guilmon was walking pass a large mirror feeling humble when he passed by it, someone else was in the reflection but not Guilmon. "Huh? Well that's the strangest thing."
He turned back and took a peek. He saw someone else in the mirror. Someone blue with a white stomach and a yellow "V" on the forehead. "Ha! I bet it's one of those fun house mirrors!"
He stuck out one right hand in the air, waved it, and in the mirror, it was the same. He then stuck out his tail and shook it too. Then Guilmon was singing and doing the hokey-pokey.
"You stick your big tail in, you stick your big tail out, you stick your big tail in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and shake it all about! That's all it is about! Ha-ah!"
Guilmon was playing in front of the mirror with this weird image, imitating what he does. Guilmon was having a bunch of fun. "This mirror is funny. I'm not even blue! And that tail in the mirror is smaller compare to me."
Then the strangest thing happens. "AAAGGGHHH!!! The red dinosaur talks!" screamed the blue monster.
"AAAGGGHHH!!! The blue dog actually talks!" yelled Guilmon.
Then they both ran off screaming in opposite directions. "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Kazu was in his room, unpacking all his new weapons. and that was all he had.
The room was small but comfortable. It had a like a velvet color theme to the room and wasn't that old though the light bulb could sure use a new change.
Guardromon was also helping his friend. Kazu dropped a dagger under the bed. "Dang it! I dropped a dagger." He went under the bed to find where he dropped the dagger.
Guardromon was unpacking other things besides Kazu's weapons and was humming while he did it. The closet behind him opened slightly and a large guy with a club with spikes on it started to come up behind Guardromon's back. He had large armors on and a black mask on. His eyes glowed white, evilly at Guardromon. He lifted the club above his head and then was about to strike it right above Guardromon's head.
BONG!!!
Guardromon was still standing without a scratch but was still working like as if nothing happened! The guy with the club was still shaking and rattling from the effects of hitting on Guardromon's steel body. The clubbed guy mumbled to himself as he walked back to the closet and closed it behind him. "Note to self: Never strike upon a guy made of metal."
Kazu finally found the dagger and got out from under the bed. Guardromon asked Kazu, "Did you hear a slight buzzing noise?"
"No not at all."
"Must be my imagination."
"Uh-huh."
Suddenly, a loud scream was coming from outside of Kazu's room.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
Guardromon recognized that scream. "That sounded like Guilmon!"
They went to their door and opened to find Guilmon screaming down the hall. Takato opened door to see what's all racket. "What's all the racket I hear?"
"Takatomon! A scary thing happens to me. I don't like that blue monster in the mirror!" answered the shaken up Guilmon.
"One: Don't call me Takatomon. Two: What blue monster in the mirror?" Takato asked.
"But I always call you Takatomon when I get scared."
Another scream was heard. "AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
Takato recognized that scream. "That sounded like Kenta!"
Kazu, Gaurdromon, Takato, and Guilmon ran to find Kenta. They found Kenta in the hall. Takato asked Kenta. "What's wrong Kenta?"
Kenta answered, "They only have one bathroom here on this floor!"
"You got to be kidding me," said Kazu. "You screamed just because they only have just one bathroom? You're crazier than a catfish."
Guardromon then said the same thing. "Crazier than catfish!"
"Huh? 'I said get your own line,' remember when I told you that when we were in the Ark!?"
"No not really."
"Hey I do have a weak bladder!" Kenta shouted.
Suddenly everyone came running down the hall but Calumon and Impmon were missing.
"What the heck is going on?" Henry asked.
"False alarm from Kenta here," Takato answered.
"But no false alarm from me!" Guilmon added. "Follow me and I'll show you all!"
Guilmon led them all down the hall toward the mirror where Guilmon saw the 'blue dog' in the mirror. All they saw was Guilmon's reflection in the mirror.
"Guilmon I see no 'blue dog' as you said you did," said Takato.
"Yeah, and there are no such things as monsters, er, except you guys," said Ryo.
Then the mirror glowed and a blue phantom appeared right out of it!
"Yeah but what about a phantom!?" Kazu screamed.
"BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN!!!" the phantom roared as he hovered at them.
"Wait a minute! That 'run away and never return' line came from the Lion King Movie," Kazu pointed out. "And I believe that movie is copyrighted. You can either use "run for your lives" or "run for-"
"SILENCE!!!" shouted the phantom. "RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN OR I"LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A HORRORIFYING DEATH!!!"
Kazu and everyone had sweat drop beads hanging behind their head.
Kazu answered, "That'll do. RUN!!!" They all ran in a puff of smoke. "AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!"
"BWAAHAHAHAHAH!!! You'll never get out of here! Not even through a window!"
The blue phantom was just about to chase them until he noticed a window in the hall was opened. He quickly closed it and start hammering boards on it. "THERE!!! Now you'll never get out now!!! HA-HA-HA!!!"
He noticed another window opened. "Must I do this again? I got a splinter on the last hammering. oh well." He chased after them.
Takato and the gang were running down the hall to the left, the right, up, down, and everywhere. And the Phantom was chasing then to the left, the right, up, down, and everywhere. This was getting silly and confusing.
"I think we lost him," said Takato. Then suddenly.
BAM!!!
Takato and the others ran into something.
"Did somebody get the license of that truck that hit us? Owww." said Monodramon.
Terriermon asked, "What did we hit?"
"Us," a group of voice answered.
"Huh?" Everyone got up to see whom they've crashed right into. Right there in front of them were actually the Digidestines. There was Davis, T.K, Yolei, Cody, Kari, and Ken. With their Digimon partners too.
"Whoa! Am I dreaming or are these Digidestines," said Kazu excitingly.
"The Digi-what?" asked Rika.
"She doesn't watch the Digimon show," Takato explained.
"Uh, excuse me for interrupting but who are you guys and how do you know us?" Cody asked.
"Oh, well I'm Takato and this is Guilmon."
"Hi! Got any peanut butter for me to eat?"
"I'm Henry. Nice to meet you, and this is Terriermon."
"Hello. Got any good jokes to tell?"
"Hi I'm Suzie!"
"I'm Lopmon. She's the hyper one."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Rika."
"Renamon," she stated.
Davis whispered to T.K, "Somebody pinch me because I don't believe seeing a girl that pretty.OW! What was that for?"
T.K. answered, "You wanted someone to pinch you so there."
"The name's Ryo. And this is-"
"Monodramon! That's my name, Monodramon!"
"I'm Jeri Katou but you can just call me Jeri."
"Hi I'm Kenta and this MarineAngemon. He doesn't speak much."
"Hello! Hello!"
I'm Kazu. The cool guy, unlike these crazy bunch. oh and that's Guardromon."
"How do you do?"
"Hey we're missing two of our friends: Calumon and Impmon," Takato noticed. Then there were some screaming.
"AAAGGGHHHH!!! HHHEEELLLPPP!!!"
"Sounds like Calumon."
"HAHAHA!!! Got you now Calumon!"
"And sounds like Impmon."
Calumon was coming down the hall toward them with Impmon right behind him, chasing him with a water gun. "Got you now you little squirt!"
"Settle down Impmon. Calumon," said Guardromon as he picked them up both by the gruff of the neck.
"Darn! Funs over."
"Like I said. This is Calumon and Impmon," Takato introduce.
Everyone finish up their introduction. Davis and the rest were about to introduce themselves but Takato and the others already knew who they were and their Digimon.
"Oh, well, what are you doing here?" Davis asked. "If you guys knew us and know every adventure we've been in. Ken my head hurts. Can you explain all this? I don't really understand how this is happening. " "It mean's we're in a different dimension where we're just a TV show to them," Ken answered.
"Oh I see."
"That means there can be another dimension where people are either watching or reading this," Ken also added.
Everyone looked around suspiciously. "I don't see any cameras," Guilmon said, breaking the silence.
"The last thing that happened was that we were walking in the Digital World and we met this manor so we decided to stay here but right now I'm thinking about leaving," said Kari.
"Here's a warning," started Cody. "Don't try going upstairs on the roof. Armadillomon hasn't recover from being frightened by that large gargoyle. He kept swearing that it was real."
"Very. big. gargoyle. it could have eaten me! Can we go home?" Armadillomon said feeling very jittery.
"Well its pretty much dinner time so lets go eat so we don't have to listen to our Digimon complain," said Kari, looking at her watch. Once all the Digimon heard that, they disappeared in a flash toward the dining room, leaving a trail of dust in their place. "Wow, they move fast."
"Faster than a speed train when they smell dessert," Davis commented.
"Well this is a nice place to be sitting and eating," complimented Takato.
The table was a very long table. Each person were at least about two yards away from each other. A waiter came into the dining room and asked for what they were ordering. The waiter picked up their order and returned with each person's food.
Guilmon asked for peanut butter and banana sandwiches, peanut butter with jelly, peanut butter covered pizza, and peanut butter covered fish and some ice cream. Did I forget to mention he asked for peanut butter on that ice cream?
"Hey Takato. Why don't you let Guilmon eat something meat related?" Jeri asked in concerned.
Takato felt terrible at the thought. "I've already thought about this. You know how crazy Guilmon is about peanut butter?"
"Um, yeah."
"Well replace that crazy of peanut butter with crazy of meat. Now if Guilmon started to like eating meat so much, there wouldn't be enough turkey, duck, chicken, pig, or cow in the world to feed his appetite then. Besides, I at least let him eat fish."
"Hey Guardromon! What did you order?" asked Kazu.
Guardromon answered, "Just a gallon of motor oil with a lemon in it and a side order of grease. Want some?"
"Uhhh. no thanks but thank you for the offer."
"Nice picture they have here," Davis noticed.
A large giant painted picture was hanging above on a wall that was picture of a guy with a mustache and a beard. The picture of the man was also bald too but the eyes were the strangest thing.
"Those eyes creep me out," said Yolei.
"They look a bit. big," Hawkmon commented.
"Well it is a large painting of this guy."
Suddenly the eyes shifted view to the left toward T.K. and back.
"AAGGHHH!!! Those eyes move! Those eyes move!" Kazu shouted.
"Shoot! My steak is too cold to eat," complained T.K.
The eyes moved right back to T.K. and the eye's opened to reveal a laser cannon aiming right at T.K. Patamon noticed the cannons. "T.K. watch out!"
Patamon jumped up and pushed T.K. right out of the way from the hit. The laser instead hit T.K's cold steak.
"You okay T.K?"
"Yeah but I think my steak is hot enough to eat now," answered T.K. "Or maybe a bit too over cooked and now a burning piece of charcoal."
"I think we should just bring our food to our rooms to eat so that picture doesn't shoot us another evil eye at us," Rika warned as he got up.
Everyone got their plate of food and went up to their room.
"Hurry up," hurried Veemon. "Bring your food to your room to eat before that eye decides to shoot again."
"No need," Guilmon answered.
Guilmon took everything he ordered and dumped it in one plate. Then he opened his mouth wide and swallowed the whole portion of his food! In one large gulp, it was gone. He then burped out a fish skeleton. "Okay let's go!"
"Wow. It took you one gulp to finish it up," said Veemon. "Your name is Guilmon, right?"
"Yeah," Guilmon said, shaking Veemon's hand.
"The name's Veemon but you can just call me Veemon."
"And my names Guilmon but you can just call me. Guilmon. Let's go to our room now."
"Okay."
Kenta and MarineAngemon had just finished eating and were going to explore in the hall. "Something is strange about this house," Kenta commented. "Don't you agree?"
"Uh-huh," MarineAngemon answered.
Everything was quiet until Kenta heard a CLUNK! He turned around to see what it was. Nothing was there except the suit of armor decoration. He ignored it and continued until he heard another CLUNK!
"What the.?"
One of the suits of armor was stalking behind him. Kenta moved back and grabbed one of the battle-axe from another suit of armor. "I warn you. Move back or I'll hit you with this."
The suit of armor still walked toward him. Kenta strike the axe right into the helmet, knocking it off.
"Ha! That'll teach you." Still the armor advanced on him. "What the-? You're still moving?!"
He hit the left arm off, it still moved. He hit the right arm off, still moving. He hit the chest plate off and both of the legs. Soon the entire piece fell to the ground. "Ha! I finally got you now."
The hand of the armor levitates up to Kenta. Eye to eye to him but in this case, eye to hand. The hand waved 'Hello' to Kenta in the face and slapped him a couple of times and pinched his nose. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Kenta dropped the axe and ran for his life with MarineAngemon sitting on his shoulder, laughing and giggling at Kenta's reaction. Kenta ran down the hall screaming.
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
Kazu was shining his bombs, sitting on his bed when Kenta burst in to the door. "Kazu! Help me! There's a knight chasing me!"
"You sure?"
"Yes they are!"
"Oh, fine," Kazu said as he stopped shining his bomb. He strikes out one of his largest hand weapons which was a sword and was in a fighting pose. "I'm ready to fight this guy!"
They walked down the hall to see only the suit of armor decorations in rolls on the side of the hall.
"I don't see any knights," Kazu said. "False alarm little guy. I'm going back."
"Behind you!"
"Huh?" Kazu turned around to see a knight with a sword raised above his head, ready to strike upon Kazu. Kazu did a karate kick right into the knight's stomach. It fell back and knocked down a few other armors.
"Ha! One-on-one and I win! I should do a little victory dance because of this," said Kazu but then two knights came up to him and had a large axe and a large sword, Bigger and thicker than Kazu's. Kazu looked at his small little sword he had in his hand. It sort of fell limp, comparing it to the two bigger weapons.
"In this situation, which I am in, I would do this." Kazu threw his hand up in the air and turned around the other way and ran down the hall screaming. "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Come back here and protect me Kazu!" Kenta yelled. They both ran away from the knight. The two knights shrugged and went back to their pose on their stand.
A long line of Digimon was formed right out in front of the one bathroom. The Digimon were right out in front of the bathroom, waiting patiently. almost.
"Hurry up Calumon! Some of us really have to go!" Armadillomon shouted. "I really, really, really need to go!!!"
"Settle down Armadillomon," Hawkmon told. "He's only been in there for at least three minutes. You should have gone before."
Armadillomon just ignored Hawkmon and started jumping up and down and dancing in one place. "Why is Armadillomon dancing," Guilmon asked. "Is he happy?"
"Yeah I'm dancing because I'm happy," Armadillomon said sarcastically. "Oh I wish I had a toilet with me right now."
"He's dancing for a toilet? I've heard of a rain dance but not a toilet dance."
"Guilmon you're such a weirdo," Terriermon said. "I really need to brush my teeth. I ordered garlic bread, liver, and a nice big trout for dinner."
"Don't forget to mention that you ordered those chocolate covered carrots for dessert," Lopmon added.
"If I did mention it then they'll think I'm fat," Terriermon whispered.
"Well they can tell by looking around your waist so there's no need to hide."
"Well- HEY!"
"You two fight like an old married couple," Renamon remarked.
Inside the bathroom.
Calumon was taking a little bath and enjoying his brand new wonderful cherry scented shampoo wearing a little shower cap on, in the sink. (o_0;;) He was singing to himself, while scrubbing his foot with a brush.
"Oh, jingle bell, Calumon smells, and he's taking a bath, scrubbing his feet, smelling his feet, and then having a chocolate shake, Yah!"
The shower curtain that was around Calumon in the sink started to move.
"Hey, don't come in," Calumon warned. "I'm naked."
A large cloaked figure in black jumps in front of Calumon in the sink and starts stabbing him. Red liquid started to flow through the sink water.
"AAAAGGGHHH!!! You stabbed my brand new cherry shampoo bottle!" Calumon cried out. "And I haven't even got to use it."
The cloaked figure then tried stabbing Calumon but Calumon dodged barely from the knife.
"AAAHHH!!!"
Outside of the bathroom.
Veemon was outside complaining. "What takes so long for a little guy to wash his little-"
The door bursts opened with little Calumon running out and screaming.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" Along with a mini bath towel around his waist and a shower cap. There were water dripping all over the bathroom and something that looked like blood on the wall. The Digimon just stared and blinked at the site of it.
"Okay I'm next!" Wormmon shouted as he dashed into the bathroom, locking the door behind before Armadillomon. Wormmon was going to brush and floss his little teeth.
"Aw, I'll never get to use the bathroom!!! How can a little worm get to the bathroom before a four-footed like me get in there?"
"Just use a bush outside of this manor," Guardromon suggested.
"Never! I'll never go out and use a bush to do my business when there's a toilet right here, working!"
"How much longer is it gonna-" Renamon started but was interrupted.
"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
Wormmon came out, shouting and screaming with foam in his mouth.
"Did Wormmon have rabies just now?" Patamon asked.
"No it was just his toothpaste bubbling up," Gatomon answered.
"Me go! Me go!" said MarineAngemon as he got to the door and went in. The door behind MarineAngemon closed behind him. A few seconds later, there were crashes and the door opened. MarineAngemon was covered in red from the head to tail and came out screaming with the red, dripping to the floor.
"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
Was that blood?!" Impmon asked, feeling a bit dizzy again.
Guilmon sniffed the red drops on the floor. "Smells like." Guilmon sniffed. "sauce. spaghetti sauce. oregano spaghetti sauce. Yummy!" He started licking it off the ground.
Monodramon sniffed the air. "Are we suppose to be scared now because of this? This place smells like an Italian restaurant."
"Alright! I'm going in there and taking care of this thing!" Impmon said bravely. "Guardromon, hand me one of Kazu's swords!"
Guardromon handed a small sized sword to Impmon, well, a dagger actually. "Thank you!"
Impmon ran in and charged. "Like Napoleon had said, 'Charge!!'"
The door slammed right behind him and everyone ran up to the door and put their ear up to it; listening to the sword fighting. They heard Impmon yelling and few inappropriate words from him.
"Ha! You got a knife! Well I got a swords hear to slice, poke, chop you apart!"
A lot of slashing, clanging and stuff was starting to be heard and then a large "OW!!!" was heard from Impmon. Impmon ran out of the door, running everyone over with the door with his sword poked into his butt. "AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
He ran down the hall like a maniac.
"He got a sword stuck up in his butt," Terriermon pointed out.
"I think I can go use the bush for tonight," said Armadillomon as he ran out to go use a bush.
"I think we could all use the kitchen sink to brush our teeth rather than use that haunted bathroom," Gatomon answered. They all went down stairs to the bathroom to us the kitchen sink.
"Now this is my kind of game," said Kazu. "Pool!"
All the Digidestines and Digimon Tamers were playing at pool tables and having fun and trying to forget about that strange event during dinner.
"Eight ball in the corner pocket and if I get it, I'm king of the world," Kazu said as he strikes the eight ball.
The ball hit the side of the pool table and missed the hole. Kazu seemed disappointed but then he looked around suspiciously and picked up the eight ball quickly and tossed it into the corner pocket hole and scored.
"I'm king of the world! Yay!"
A pool stick behind him suddenly floated up in a horizontal way and went flying through the air toward the back of Kazu's head. It was about to hit Kazu in the head and nothing seem to stop the striking stick but-
"Hey! A shiny coin!"
Kazu bent down and grabbed the coin. The stick passed right over Kazu and hit the wall, cracking and splintering the wall and the pool stick.
"Darn! It's just a piece of foil!"
Ryo looked up to see Kazu and the messed up wall. "Kazu don't vandalize the pool room and don't break those sticks because it's not ours."
"Huh? What you say?"
"Nevermind."
Suddenly, a giant ghostly like samurai appeared in the middle of the room. "AAARRRGGGHHH!!! I am Roku the Samurai! Who would dare to challenge the great samurai?!"
Kenta was scared easily as he jumped up into Kazu's arm like in Scooby Doo. Kazu just gave him a pathetic look.
"You're a wussy, Kenta, a wussy. Get off!" He dropped his friend on to the hard ground.
"Ow!"
While Kenta had jumped into Kazu's arm, Jeri and Takato.
"Jeri," Takato called.
"Yes?" Jeri asked.
"Please?"
"Oh, sorry."
Jeri had cling on to Takato and was holding him really tight and was shaking. On the other was Takato, now being flushed with deep red in his cheeks with a girl on him.
"Thank you."
Ryo snickered to Rika, "Kodiac moment, am I right?"
"Have you notice? This house keeps having strange stuff happening to everyone here," Yolei noticed.
"I want a challenge! No one leaves this pool room until one of you have defeated me!" the samurai yelled.
"How many in the past have defeated you here?" T.K. asked.
"None!"
"We're screwed."
"We should have listen to that sign of the door that said don't enter," Jeri whined.
"Don't worry," Davis reassured. "We have Cody with his kendo ability, Ryo with his BB gun, Ken and Henry with their martial arts skills, Kazu's many, many choices of weapons, and Yolei's scary impression on people. Especially on boys and men so we'll be fine and safe."
Yolei slapped Davis behind the head, very hard. "Ow! Yolei. Must you hit so hard?" Davis asked, rubbing his sore head.
"Is that what you meant by impression on people?" Yolei said, mockingly. "And guess who's the NOT the fine and safe one right now, huh?! You!"
"Ack! Need oxygen. Ack! Air! Air!"
"Suzie, Don't watch this," said Henry as he cover Suzie's eyes. "It's too violent for you."
"Cody you're in kendo, right? Now get in there and fight!" shouted Davis.
"I don't have my kendo stick," answered Cody.
"Then what's in you're hand?" asked Davis.
"A pool stick. Not a kendo stick."
"Same thing. They're sticks. Now go in there and defend all of us!" said Davis, shoving Cody up to the samurai. "Henry you too. You said you know some martial arts so go."
"I'll just be back up in case Cody gets in a jam," Henry answered, shivering in fear. "Go ahead Cody. I'm right behind you."
"About a mile away you are," Cody yelled.
"Actually a yard away."
"Now fight me!" shouted the samurai.
Cody charged toward the samurai with the stick, ready to strike upon the ghost. The samurai unsheathe his sword and slashed his stick in half. The samurai then tripped Cody and he fell in his back as the samurai brought his sword down in a stabbing way. "AAAGGGHHHH!!!"
The sword went right between Cody's leg. "Phew! That was close." Cody ran back and hid behind the pool table. "Henry your turn."
Davis then noticed something. "To think of it. Cody if that sword would have gone up a little higher, it could have hit you right in the-"
Everyone yelled, "DAVIS!!!"
"Sorry."
Henry also came with a pool stick at the samurai. He did a few impressive moves with the stick and strikes it upon the samurai but the samurai just chopped the stick in half, like lightning.
"This isn't good."
Henry then did a high jump kick right at the samurai but the samurai just moved one foot out of the way as Henry high jumped kicked himself right out the doorway and into the hall.
"Ow! Ow! Oooh! Eeck! Ack! Ouch! Gah! Ick! Ow!" as he fell down a bunch of stairs and landing his face down first at the bottom.
"Well at least he got out," Kari sighed.
The samurai snorted. "Pathetic little humans! Who's next?!"
"Can't we just leave and do this tomorrow?" asked Ken.
"NO!"
"You don't have to yell."
"I won't let any of you leave this pool room until one of you can defeat me!"
"I got a plan. We all run a different way to the door and he can't get all of us," Ken explained.
"One question: Who's getting the sharp sword down the back of their back if they get caught?" Kazu asked.
". Who cares. At the count of three, we all run."
They all counted. "1. 2. 3!"
They all ran like heck, well, actually Kazu did. In fact he was the only one who ran like crazy toward the door.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!"
"Get back here you foolish human! I will slay you!" The samurai chased after Kazu out the door.
Ryo just sighed. "Shame he has to be the stupid one to fall. Oh well."
Then they all left the room.
Guardromon was in his sleep mode as he slacked off in this corner of the room. The door burst opened with Kazu coming in feeling like fool with the samurai chasing after him.
"Stupid samurai. Stupid friends who betray you. Stupid me!" Kazu mumbled.
Guardromon heard Kazu's angry mumble as Kazu passed right by him.
"Anything wrong?" Guardromon asked.
"No not really. I got chased by a samurai and when he was chasing me, I made him ran right out of a window," Kazu recalled. "He almost sliced me into two!"
Guardromon was about to burst into laughter as he noticed something.
"What's your problem?"
Guardromon just pointed behind Kazu's back and burst out laughing.
"Huh? AAAGGGHHHH!!! Stupid samurai! He chopped off half of my pants off!" Kazu's boxers were revealed showing he had white boxers with red hearts all over it. "No wonder I felt a draft on the way here."
"HA HA HA HA! HE HE HE! I've seen London, I've seen France and now I've seen Kazu's underpants!"
"Cram it, you stupid robot!"
"Phew! What a night!" Takato had just got into his room to see little Guilmon in the bed sleeping quietly like a little puppy. Takato jumped right into the bed quietly and pull the blanket up slowly, not wanting to wake up the peaceful sleeping dinosaur. Until he felt something.
"AAAGGGHH! There's something wet in this bed!" Takato screamed.
He uncovered the blanket to see a small pool of clear gooey stuff. Takato knew what is was. "Dang it Guilmon! You drooled on the bed again!"
Davis was going down into the kitchen to grab a midnight snack from the fridge. He got a glass of milk and he sat down and started to drink it for a while. He heard a whimper. Davis got up from his chair to se where it was coming from.
Nothing.
He sat back down and continued drinking until he heard the whimper again. This time, Davis got up and went to the source of the whimper. He saw the fridge door opened and he saw something standing in front of the fridge whimpering. It was Veemon.
Veemon noticed Davis behind and turned around. "There's no more cheesecake, Davis. There's no more.*sniffle*"
Davis let out a sigh of relief. "Veemon. You had me scare there for a moment. So you were the one whimpering."
"Whimpering? I was sniffling."
"If you didn't whimper. then who did?" Davis and Veemon froze for a moment. "Okay, let's run upstairs."
"Good idea. Run!"
They both all ran upstairs like a roadrunner in a Whoosh!
T.K. was sleeping soundly in his bed with Patamon until he turned over and fell off the bed. "OW!"
He then noticed something. He was in a pool of red liquid on the ground. "AAAAGGGHHHH!"
Patamon woke up. "Huh? What is it T.K?"
"There's blood on the ground!"
Patamon looked at it and started licking it up. "Oh that's just the drink I left out and I forgot to drink it. It's just cherry Kool-Aid."
"Good. At least it wasn't blood but what's this green stuff with it coming from under the bed?"
Patamon got down from the bed and checked it out. He saw two glowing red eyes under the bed with a set of yellow glowing teeth and a tongue too, licking it's lip. Patamon started to shake like a maraca.
"I think that's either monster drool or monster snot. RUN!!!"
Both of the two ran out of the room screaming.
The monster got out from under the bed and started licking the Kool-Aid. "Mmmm, cherry Kool-Aid. Yummy."
"G'night Takato," Jeri said as she was about to go to her room next door to Takato's.
"You sure you'll be fine tonight by yourself?" Takato asked out of being concerned.
"Don't worry," Jeri simply said. "I'll be fine."
"Oh, okay," Takato replied.
The two of them went into their room and closed their door. Then Takato came out of his room and looked down the hall. No one was there so he walked quietly to Jeri's door and knocked.
"Takato I said I'll be fine," Jeri said again.
"Oh, okay," said Takato. "You sure?"
"Yes I'll be fine," Jeri said through the door.
Takato waited awhile before he was about to leave but turned back around and knocked on the door. "TAKATO!!"
"Alright! Alright! I see you'll be fine tonight," Takato said, putting his hands up innocently as he left to his room.
"Boys are so weird." Jeri simply said.
Wormmon was on a search: under the bed, the chairs, table, behind the drawers, cabinets, closet, and even up in the corner of the ceiling.
"Wormmon, stop being paranoid," Ken shouted up above. "There's no spiders in here."
"Fine! But I'm not sleeping until I find one and trap it," Wormmon replied as he crawled down. "Then I'll put a stick through it and put it up as a warning sign for those other spiders not to come here!"
Ken had a bead of sweat on the side of his head going down. "Uhh, good night."
Minutes later they both slept and Wormmon heard something. "It's here."
Wormmon then went on his search again: under the bed, the chairs, table, behind the drawers, cabinets, closet, and even up in the corner of the ceiling.
Finally he saw it, the spider was a huge hairy spider kind and was about to pounce on Ken but Wormmon wasn't going to let that happen.
"Sticky Net!"
Soon, the spider was actually caught in a net from Wormmon's own.
"Ha! Caught by your own type of medicine you itsy bitsy spider!" Wormmon taunted. "I'll be back with a sharp stick to put you up on."
Henry was putting his pillow over his head, trying to drown out the argument between two little Digimon in his room. It was Calumon and Impmon screaming at each other of who's the 'big meany weenie' or the 'big baby'. Terriermon tied his ear into a knot under his chin to also drown out the sound of the two screaming at each other.
Henry was just thinking to himself loudly in his head. "Must I be the one stuck with the two extras? Well I guess that's what you get for when you're laying on your face, defeated and all."
Terriermon was also thinking to himself. "I wonder what going to happen tomorrow? Oh well, I'll see by then. Night, night."
Next morning, Ryo woke up early with Mondramon following him right behind into the kitchen. Ryo was passing by a hall, looking at the marvelous art work on the wall and to see something he's not suppose to see.
"I'm begging you. You can eat those kids that checked in yesterday but please not me!" It was the butler and he was talking to someone.
"RRRAAGGGHHH!!!"
"Please no. Please noooo!"
That thing he was talking to, swallowed him whole. The monster was some kind of huge plant monster as bits of blood drip to the ground of the butler and was smeared by the monster. The monster licked his lips and noticed Ryo and Monodramon.
"Whoa. big guy, isn't he?" Monodramon noticed.
"No time for that! We gotta run and tell the others now!" Ryo ordered.
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