October 13, 2008
Dear Diary,
I'm a good student, aren't I? A good daughter, a good best friend, a good… well, me. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't flunk any subjects. I don't go to clubs. I don't go home late. Hell, I'm a virgin, okay?
Tell me, what have I done to deserve this? I liked my quiet existence…
WHY AM I HANDCUFFED TO THE EDWARD MASEN?! For 48 hours?? It doesn't help that I like him, no! It doesn't help that I've liked him for all of my 7 years so far in my high school and university life I've known him, of course not! Why does he go to the same university I go to anyway?! He's like…
Smart. Gorgeous. Perfect. Like, ivy league material. (cries)
And most of all, it does not help that he is the number one most desired bachelor on campus.
Campus survey: how would you explain Edward Masen's popularity?
Replies:
Well… he's hot. Like, hottt with 3 t's. Or like, um, like, "let me have your babies" sort of hottt. Kay?
He reeks of pheromones. Danger to female population, he is.
Are you blind? You don't need to explain!!
I'm a guy, and I'd turn gay for him.
I'm ALREADY gay for him, what the f#??
I'm so glad I'm a GIRL!!
I don't care what I am, I WANT HIM.
#! Can you BELIEVE that?
I even overheard a rumor about him being spotted by Steven Spielberg himself, and was begged to become an actor, or something. What gives…?
And that he was also the first choice of this one author of some famous bestseller teen romance book for playing the lead man…. Sheesh, just how famous is Masen?!
Again, WHY AM I HANDCUFFED TO HIM??
I swear, someone out there is trying to kill me. Stupid, stupid, STUPID University of California Bond-With-Other-Student Activities Crazy CRAP!!
Why did I have to draw ticket 1111?!
Love always,
Bella Swan
p.s. he smells delicious. Is it bad that I want to lick him?