A/N: Hello! The updates for this are going to be insanely slow, because I have other books to work on.

I hope you enjoy it.

I do not, in any way, support 50 Shades. It was just a good chapter-starter.

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CHAPTER 1

"Have you heard about 50 Shades?"

Ruby's excited voice filled the diner. She sat across from Emma and Regina, a thick book firmly in her hands. Her eyes sparkled with excitement, "It's so hot! I seriously sweat sometimes!"

A smirk twitched at Regina's lips, painted with red lipstick. "Not surprising. I imagine you…sweat when you're by yourself often, Miss Lucas."

Emma nudged her girlfriend, "Regina," she muttered harshly.

A small blush crept onto Ruby's cheeks, before she cleared her throat. "So…um…do you guys know much about this stuff? The S&M, I mean. I hadn't heard of it until now." She gave a dreamy sigh, "God, I wish I was Christian."

Emma blinked in shock, "Wait, what?"

Ruby raised a brow, "I'm bi, remember? Plus, the Dom thing sounds fun. I kind of like the idea of bossing someone else around. How about you, Emma?"

She shrugged, "Whatever. I'm not really fussed on the whole thing."

Ruby matched her action, "Oh well. It's not for everyone."

Granny's voice suddenly boomed from the kitchen, "RUBY! You took your five minute break ten minutes ago!"

Ruby stood from her seat, slipping her copy of '50 Shades of Grey' into her bag. "I've gotta get back to work guys. Nice talking to you."

Once Ruby had gone back behind the diner counter, Emma felt soft lips against her ear. "You're a good liar, Miss Swan."

Emma let out a gentle moan and closed her eyes, relaxing against the couch. "Well it's not like I could tell her the truth."

Regina ran a sharp nail across her girlfriend's jaw, her mouth still near her ear. "You know," she whispered, "I still haven't entirely forgiven you for this morning."

Emma tensed for a moment, but smiled, keeping her eyes closed. "What are you going to do about it, baby? You can't exactly take me home right now, it'd be too suspicious," she taunted.

In a swirl of purple smoke, Emma's handcuffs had been removed from her belt.

Regina broke into a grin as they appeared in her hand. She stood, walking to the door. Loud enough for the entire diner to hear, she challenged. "If you want to get these back Miss Swan," she turned on her heel, smirking, "Then come and get me."

Just as Emma stood from her chair, Regina raised her hands and disappeared in swirls of dark smoke. The blonde let out a curse, but was unable to entirely keep the smile from her face as she grabbed her car keys. Sneaky bitch.

OOO

Emma sighed in victory as she parked her bright yellow bug. She looked around as she got out of the car. There were only a few places that Regina would lead her: the mansion, the forest, and her current location. The docks.

She spotted the brunette woman standing next to a small abandoned building, probably a warehouse. She was leant against the wall, dangling the handcuffs in her right hand. "You found me."

Emma jogged towards her, "What are we doing here? I thought you would've gone to your place."

She only smiled, gesturing to the unlocked building door. "I wanted to shake things up. Get inside."

Emma obeyed, walking inside. The room was small but empty, with a few lights on the ceiling and walls, giving the entire area a creepy atmosphere.

The door closed behind her. Emma whirled around, to see Regina standing there, her hand on the doorknob. Her smile was gone, replaced with a mixed expression of anger, menace and lust. She took one slow, deliberate step towards the blonde. Her voice was regal, with no hint of the caring, teasing woman from moments ago. "Just what made you think you could leave me unsatisfied this morning?"

Emma swallowed, backing up. Yet through it all a smile still appeared on her lips. "I…"

Regina interrupted sharply, "Was it your intention to make me angry?" She tilted her head to the side, "Or did you just forget who you're dealing with when you ask to play?"

The blonde shook her head, her knees feeling weak. "No." She took a deep breath, "It was deliberate. I'm sorry."

Regina held her hand around the younger woman's throat, squeezing ever so faintly. She moved closer, "Pardon?" she hissed.

"I'm sorry Your Majesty."

A dark chuckle echoed around the room. Regina released her hand from around Emma's throat. "Good girl. At least you haven't entirely forgotten your manners."

Emma pressed her legs together, trying desperately to put some friction on her throbbing clit. She prayed that Regina didn't notice.

The brunette's eyes flickered to Emma's gently moving legs, then back to the emerald eyes reflecting panic. She smiled, the sight sending shivers down Emma's spine. "Oh pet, does it ache down there?"

Emma nodded, "Y-Yes Your Majesty."

Regina's expression went stern in a millisecond. "Well I don't see why. You got to orgasm twice this morning, but you had the nerve to not even give me a single one!"

"I know, I should have…"

The brunette's eyes suddenly twinkled with wicked inspiration. "That's it. Your punishment," she grinned, "Is no orgasms until I say so. I couldn't think of something more fitting for such a greedy little slut."

"No, Your Majesty, please. You know I can't resist you."

Regina held up a hand, "Pretty words won't save you. You know that. Now," she turned and walked towards the door. "Make yourself look presentable. We have to re-join the world now."

Emma's mouth hung open, "Wh-What? I thought…"

Regina glanced over her shoulder, "You thought we were going to play? Oh no, if I let that happen now you'd see what you did as something good. This is part of the punishment."

Emma released a string of curses as she followed her girlfriend out the door. "Can I at least have the bloody handcuffs?"

Regina threw them over her shoulder, laughing like an evil witch.

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A/N: What do you think? I hope you like the chapter, and it would mean a lot to me if you reviewed.

Thank you,

~Babetteisawesome