Shinra's Curiosity
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DURARARA! I am just a new fan who thought of this epic story…
Shizou- What is wrong with you?*glares at me*
me-…um…oh hi Shizou-san… heh…
Izaya- aww Shizu-chan be nice!
Shizou-*glares at Izaya* YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO US!
Shinra- um…heh…technically SHE made ME do it… I didn't have to….
Me- uh…y…yea…So anyways let's go on with the story right? *runs away before Shizou sends a vending machine flying at her*
Shinra- heh…um well enjoy the story everyone!
Izaya- yep! Have fun with some Shizaya action *Smirks* right Shizu-chan?*skips off*
Shizou- IZAYA! *runs after with a vending machine*
Shinra-…I'm gonna die…
Prologue- The Dysfunctional Wedding
After years of waiting, Celty was finally reunited with her head. As promised Shinra sewed her head on so that she could try to live her life as something somewhat resembling a human life. Shinra was finally able to marry her and invited all of their friends… and that meant ALL of them… meaning… both Shizou AND Izaya…
They told Shizou ahead of time so that he was ready for it…. When the day finally came Shizou was determined not to ruin Shinra and Celty's day… He did a good job too… He ignored Izaya's antics the entire time. He stayed quiet and smoked… probably ten packs of cigarettes to try to keep calm. Everything went surprisingly well and smoothly until… the toasts…
Masomi Kida was the first to begin… everyone knew…a bad joke was coming…
"HEeeello everyone!" he said with a smile. "I have been friends with Shinra and Celty for a pretty long time and I'm happy to see their lovely wedding! As with every wedding there should be an unforgettable speech! I've heard that Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity!" Masomi paused expecting applause…that…never came….
Crickets could be heard throughout the group… Izaya decided to save the speeches make his own… Shizou tried to ignore his voice…
"Well well, Good try Masomi, but let me take over for now ok?" he said now standing in front of Masomi. "I've known Celty for a while now and I've known Shinra for even longer. I'm proud to see them finally getting married! I'm sure Shizu-chan is excited too but as always he's too much of a musclehead to show it…"
TWITCH
"Anyways as everyone knows because I have said it countless amounts of times I love humans and enjoy seeing these two lovely people make their marriage vows. Not to mention the wonderful entertainment granted by Shizu-chan's wonderful little brother…"
TWITCH TWITCH
"Who knows who the next wedding will be for… Maybe for Mikado and Anri…or…Masomi and Saki… or…perhaps oneday my true love I have always loved will finally come around and the next wedding will be… a wedding between me…and…the lovely Shizu-chan."
CRACK
THROW
STOMP
And that is how the banquet table ended up being thrown at the stage…
"IZAYA!" Shizou's voice rang through the entire wedding hall.
Despite all Shinra and Celty's efforts, the entire wedding venue was destroyed… All because Izaya could not keep his mouth shut… Besides all the chaos that ensued there was no way anyone would forget this wedding…
About nine months later Shinra and Celty had a beautiful baby girl they named Shiki… Izaya had moved away from Ikebukuro so Shizuo and he had not had any encounters. However because of his new experiences at being a father, Shinra was getting curious… maybe too curious.
He had gathered DNA of both Shizou and Izaya and decided to try and create life… He knew the consequences of what might happen but he was curious. About three years after his daughter was born his experiment was a success! He had created a newborn infant with the DNA of Shizou and Izaya! He named the infant Yuuki. Despite the fact that Celty didn't like the idea, she helped care for the baby girl…until she was able to crawl…
This baby girl did not just get into everything… if she threw a tantrum… she would pick up something big and throw it at either Celty, Shiki, or Shinra…
As she got older she also showed signs of manipulation… whenever she wanted something she manipulated Shiki to do whatever task it was and while she enjoyed the spoils.
"Shinra…" Celty told him one night after getting the two girls to bed. "We need to do something… I don't think we can handle Yuuki… She's got Shizou's strength and Izaya's…um…well…you know…"
"Yes I know…" Shinra sighed. "Maybe…we…should give her to…one of her parents… I mean the DNA used to create her are from Shizou and Izaya…They are technically…her parents…"
"Yes… but which one? You know they both won't be happy that you have turned them both into parents without their consent… especially Shizou…."
Shinra's face went pale at the mention of Shizou… He didn't want to die… "M…maybe… I …should give her to Izaya? We told her who her parents are… He…might be the best one to tell maybe?"
Celty sighed. She wasn't sure if Izaya was the best parental figure… but she knew Shizou would throw a really big fit. "Fine… lets both go ok?"
"Alright Celty." Shinra smiled and kissed her. "Goodnight my love."
Celty smiled back at him. "Good night Shinra."
The couple went to bed and the next day they took Yuuki to Izaya to tell him the news… that he was a parent.