I have decided that it was time to lay down some rules or more like the things that the wrestlers are no longer allowed to do. This is nothing but humor and if you don't like out of character wrestlers then don't read. The first wrestler that I will be listing is Undertaker.

1. Taker is no longer allowed to steal hair from anyone to try to curse them because everyone has complained about how bad it hurts when he pulls their hair out.

2. He is no longer allowed to wear pink tights around the fans it scares them and he gave a woman a heart attack.

3. He is no longer allowed to eat smarties and drink jack daniels because it isn't funny when a 6"7 or 6"8 man tried to fly and busted his head open on the ceiling after jumping on the bed to get "air".

4. Taker is no longer allowed to chase Vicky around back stage screaming that he has her soul and he isn't giving it back.

5. He is longer allowed to pop out of Kane's locker yelling I'm not touching you because it cause Kane to hit him.

6. He is no longer allowed to kidnap Shannon Moore when he wants a toy to play with. Shannon always comes back scared out of his mind and isn't his self for months at a time. We still don't know what happens in those sessions.

7. Taker is not allowed to stand in the hallway hiding behind his hand claiming that no one can see him only John Cena can do that and it doesn't even work for him.

8. Taker cannot go around back stage yelling damn for no reason. It scares people and they all seem to think that he is going crazy. Well we don't have proof that he isn't.

9. Undertaker is no longer allowed to appear in the ring naked claiming that his followers stole his ring attire we almost had a riot on or hands.

10. And finally the undertaker is no longer allowed to have his own room in the hotel because he always orders too much paper view and room service. He doesn't even eat it and watch them all he does is sit on his bed and think of way to mess with the other Wrestlers.

Now Kane has actually been a little worse than his brother the past few months so his list will be a little longer.

1. Kane is no longer allowed to steal Rey's masks because his head doesn't fit them and we had to cut one of him the other night.

2. Kane is no longer allowed to handle or be around fire, lighter, matches, candles, wood or hair spray. Thanks to him I have to wear a wear for six months.

3. He is no longer allowed to play follow the leader because he isn't a very good leader and has cause a few of our newer wrestlers to jump into a fire more than once. It isn't his fault but he does it just to see them burn.

4. Kane cannot go out in public without Undertaker or Triple HHH with him at all times. He seems to like to hump women's legs. It scares them a little and we have a lot of explaining to do to our fans. I am very sorry to all the women who have had their legs humped by him.

5. Kane is no longer allowed to trick Hornswaggle to come back into his area just so he can see if leprechauns fly. We all know that it is Fairies that can fly.

6. He is no longer allowed to wear a gold wing and call himself the gold stander even though he is better than the real one. It seems to make Ben crabby and a crabby Ben isn't a good Ben.

7. Kane is no longer allowed to try to set Jeff on fire because he wants to see if the fire will burn different colors. It is wrong and Jeff has enough problems with fire he don't need any more.

8. There will no longer be and I repeat there will no longer be a Kane's kissing booth set up outside of the arena because he just uses it as excuse to hump women's legs. No means no Kane so does down and stop.

9. Kane is no longer allowed within ten feet of Mr. Socko because the last time he got near him he used him as a cock cover. It's given him nightmares and he has been thinking about retiring.

10. Kane is no longer allowed to get mad at Sin when she doesn't put him in a chapter that he isn't in and decide to hide Bob from me.

11. He is no longer allowed to hold Bob for ransom for him to be placed in a story that isn't about him. (No Kane I will not be placing you in Jeff Looks At Me)

12. He is no longer allowed to attack Sam and kidnap her because he isn't in her story. I would like my OC Character back in one piece and not hurt at all. I mean it Kane or you won't like the next story you are in.

13. Kane is no longer allowed to Dye Taker's hair pink to match his pink tights because I have burnt them and will burn every one he gets.

14. Kane is no longer allowed to use "I am Kane, The Kane." We all know who you are and we love you.

15. And finally Kane is no longer allowed to run around the arena naked because he gets tackled to the ground by all the gay guys that are waiting to try to hook up with all their favorite wrestlers. I bet you will know what no and stop mean now won't you.

A/N: Alright tell me what you think. If you like it I will keep going if not then I'll stop and take it down. I just thought it would be funny to do this. That's what happens when I get bored huh? LUV SIN!! This is for pure fun and I don't own any of them but if I did I would do suck wicked things to their bodies. I hope you like R&R