Naruto and Chocolate
DISCLAIMER!!! I OWN NOTHING! Lol, I don't even particularly LIKE Naruto. Dis is a request for a very awesome friend, who is a total Narutard XD, cos he wanted a fanfic with Naruto and chocolate! ^^ Hope you enjoy!
Naruto had just walked into the training room to find Sasuke standing next to a suspicious looking brown thing on the floor...
Naruto: Ummm....Sasuke?
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: Couldn't you have like... gone to the bathroom?
Sasuke: *slaps Naruto* I DIDN'T DO THAT!
Naruto: Owwwww....you didn't have to do that...
Sakura enters
Sakura: ..... EW! You guys are GROSS!
Naruto + Sasuke: IT WASN'T US!!!!!
Sakura: Geez... calm down guys....
Hinata enters
Hinata: *recoils* Oh my! You... YOU GUYS!
Naruto + Sasuke + Sakura: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT WASN'T US!!!!!
Hinata: ..... Ahem... well, should we clean it up?
Naruto: I'm not doing it.
Sasuke: Nor me.
Sakura: Not way.
Hinata: Not me.
Naruto: Well, one of us has to...
Sakura: Let's get Kakashi!
Sasuke: .... Y'know, you can't keep getting him to do the stuff you don't wanna do...
Sakura: Huh? Yes I can.
Sasuke: Whatever... *murmurs darkly*
Sakura: Oh Kaaaakaaaaashiiiii!
Kakashi enters
Kakashi: *yawns* Whaddaya want?
Hinata: Can you clean up that..... err, stuff on the floor?
Kakashi walks over, picks up the substance and then turns away to pull down his mask before shoving the whole thing in his mouth
Kakashi: Mmmm... Tasty!
Kakashi leaves
There is a long silence
Sakura: Um, remind me never to go near that man again....
Thank you muchly for reading! 8D