A/N: Myself and a friend decided to combine our favourite fandom with our love of comedy and musical to make this. It's just a bit of fun, nothing serious - so don't expect it to make all that much sense if you compare it to the actual LotR story =) If you haven't heard Weird Al's 'The Jedi Song', this won't make much sense either. Just go find it on youtube, it's awesome! There's a reference to the movie Hidalgo at the start of the second verse so if you haven't seen that, it won't make much sense. Sorry.

Disclaimer:We don't own 'Lord of the Rings' (Tolkien's) or the original 'Jedi Song' (Weird Al's) or the original song that Weird Al parodied ('American Pie'). And we make no profit from wasting our time like this :D

Reviews: Are love! This is only my second posting on the site, and even flames are welcome.

[sung by LEGOLAS, PRINCE OF MIRKWOOD]

The Ballad of Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood

A long, long time ago in some countries far away,
The West was under an attack,
And I thought me and Gandalf grey
Could make the Alliance sway
Towards maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us;
They let out the orcs and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that mass
And met Eomer in Edoras.
We took a pony from the scene,
Went to t' woods to see the Queen.
We all wound up in somewhere green!

That's where we found this boy...

My, my, this here Aragorn guy,
Maybe Ranger someday later, now he's just a small fry.
Left his home and kissed his mommy who died,
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be King on High!"

Did you know that little brave
Was just too scared to even shave
But he can use a sword, they say.
Did you see him hitting on the Queen,
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen ... thousand ...
He's probably gonna marry her someday.
And I know he tamed Hidalgo,
And I've heard how fast that horse can go
And we were bored, it's true,
So we made a wager or two ... (with leaves)
He was a preview best and a riding ace
And the minute Haldir started off that race
I knew who would win first place!
Oh yes! It was our boy!

And we were singin'...

My, my, this here Aragorn guy,
Maybe Ranger someday later, now he's just a small fry.
Left his home and kissed his mommy who died,
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be King on High!"

We finally got to Rivendell
Unless our eyes were cheated by some spell!
We saw how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and we told the tale,
How his royal blood was off the scale
And he might fulfil that prophecy.
The Council was impressed, of course:
Could he bring balance to the force?
They interviewed the kid,
Oh, training they forbid
'Cause Elrond sensed in him much fear
But Gandalf said "Now, listen hear,
Just stick it in your pointy ear,
I still will teach this boy!"

And he was singin'...

My, my, this here Aragorn guy,
Maybe Ranger someday later, now he's just a small fry.
Left his home and kissed his mommy who died,
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be King on High!"

We caught a ride to Pelennor
'Cause Queen Arwen hadn't been before.
I frankly would have liked to stay.
We all fought in that epik war;
It wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot rode his horse and saved the day!
And in the end some peasants dies,
Some walls blew up and some mumaks fried.
A lot of folks were croakin',
The battering rams were broken.
And the wizard I admied the most
Met up with Balrog and now he's toast.
Yeah, I'm still here and he's a ghost.
I guess I'll train this boy.

My, my, this here Aragorn guy,
Maybe Ranger someday later, now he's just a small fry.
Left his home and kissed his mommy who died,
Saying "Soon I'm gonna be King on High!"

By High King Elessar and Haldir, Guardian of Lorien
(Also known as Tanwoo and Emwoo)