Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis, and the concept of Inui Juice, does not belong to me.
This is actually more of a how-to than a fanfiction, but I think it belongs here.
NO WAY SHOULD YOU EVER FORCE FEED SOMEONE THIS DRINK UNLESS THEIR NAME IS FUJI. Seriously, they'll throw up, or at the very least, gag. It's really disgusting. Nobody should ever drink this. Why did I even create this god-awful thing? You have been warned.
How To Make Inui Juice
Ingredients:
1 Papaya, left in the sun for 4-7 days
Dietary Supplements like Vitamins, Unflavored
Roasted Crickets, or some other bug. You find this thing in the strangest places, like in a tourist shop in NYC, Seven Eleven, Walmart (on April Fools Day), and even Barnes and Nobles. No joke.
Sprite soda
Cod liver oil
Cocoa Powder
Kiwi Juice
Wasabi
Green Food Coloring
Mentos
Instructions:
1. Wear a lab coat and glasses.
2. Mix the papaya, dietary supplements, crickets, and wasabi in a blender with water until smooth.
3. Pour in a chemistry set tube. Make sure it's clean before you do, though.
4. In another tube, add sprite soda, cod liver oil, cocoa powder, kiwi juice, and green food coloring.
5. Mix the two together.
6. Add in Mentos. It should sorta explode.
7. Laugh like a mad scientist. This is absolutely necessary.
8. Pour into sports drink bottle.
9. Serve.
10. Run away from the police for murder.