Once upon a time, in Peppa Pig World or wherever those things live, Peppa's little brother George somehow found the movie Asian Schoolgirls. (A/N: that's a real film.)

George didn't know where to start, so he skipped to about 27 minutes in. On the screen, an Asian chick was stripping for some men. She took her bra off, revealing some boobies.

"OINK! OINK!" George hornily oinked. His stomach leapt, his dong grew larger than the Eiffel State Building.

For the next 2 minutes and a second, George jacked off, and eventually blew his whipped cream all over the TV.

Peppa approached the room, and noticed that George was watching the film. On the screen, the girls were now alternating between training martial arts and stripping. Similarly, George was alternating between cheering the martial arts and jerking off to the strippers. And dancing to the song that was playing.

"What the heck do you call that, George?" Peppa asked in her little girl voice.

"Awesome!" was George's reply.

The next day...

George had found another movie: Secret Pleasures. (A/N: That is also a real movie.)

Like last time, George didn't know where to start the film, so he went to about 41 minutes in. This time, a chick was eating out another woman. The woman getting eaten out was moaning in pleasure. The 'moaning in pleasure' part didn't matter, though. George was now fully aroused.

George decided to have fun with his friend Richard Rabbit. After entering his house, George had Richard enter him. IT HURT. But it got better after about 2 minutes, and eventually they came.

Rebecca yelled, "GEORGE, RICHARD, YOU MUSTA SEEN SOME VERY EROTIC MOVIES!"

And the three had a wild gang-bang.

Peppa and her cousin Chloe had somehow caught the three red-handed while this was happening.

Peppa screamed, "GEORGE, RICHARD, YOU PERVERTS!"

But George ripped her freaking tonsils out and fed her sherbet. And he and Richard married and they all lived happily ever after.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Peppa Pig, Asian Schoolgirls, Secret Pleasures, or the tonsils/sherbet lyrics. The tonsils/sherbet line is from Eminem's song Role Model. Also, this was partially inspired by the writings of Muchacho1994, go check those out.