The animals are against me writing today! As I wrote my first story the tortoise attacked me! And when I was writing this the dogs repeatedly stepped on, got water on and attempted to eat both me and my notebook! What is the world coming to? See if you can guess who the two ninja at the end are. The first one should be easy, I personally think that the second one is easy as well, but maybe not.

No warning.

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Fangirls

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"Sasuke."

"Yes?"

"Nothing." Sasuke looked down at Naruto as he rested his blonde head on his lap.

"Are you trying to be annoying, Naruto?" His boyfriend just smiled at him and continued playing with the cherry blossom in his fingers.

Sasuke leaned back and sighed contentedly. He was relaxed and happy. He had Naruto, Konaha was doing well and he was fast rising through the ninja ranks.

"Sasuke?"

"Yes dobe?"

"Hey teme! That's not nice!"

"Who ever said that I was nice?" Naruto's pitiful glare caused him to burst into laughter, which just made him attempt to glare more.

"Your fangirls."

"What?"

"Your fangirls say that you are nice." Now it was Sasuke's turn to glare. Unfortunately Naruto had long ago become immune to the Uchiha glare.

"My fangirls are blood thirsty banshees."

"More like Sasuke thirsty. However they have their uses." The Uchiha eyed him suspiciously.

"Such as...?" Naruto's carefree smile suddenly took on an evil glint.

"They are brilliant for punishing unfriendly boyfriends."

"Punishing-"

"HEY GIRLS! SASUKES HERE!" The shout echoed throughout the surrounding forest and fangirls that had been going about their daily Sasuke hunting began sprinting towards the voice. Their prey's eye widened to epic proportions as his boyfriend flashed him a smirk and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"SASUKE!" The scream of the approaching fangirls caused the unfortunate ninja to pale even more than usual.

"Oh kami-sama."

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"Do you think we should save him? They might rape him."

"if it comes to rape then we will intervene, but for now it's funnier to watch."

The two ninja in the tree looked on as the fangirls crashed like a wave over the poor boy who was frozen to the spot in horror.

"Do you think he can breathe?"

"Probably not."

"So shall we rescue him?"

"Not just yet."

Silence as the two ninja listened to the shrill cries and shrieks from below.

"He's been under for a long time." The ninja nervously rubbed the scar across his nose.

"Give it a couple more minutes."

A girl then surfaced from the throng brandishing a pair of boxers. "I've got his underwear!" She cried before being tackled back down by several other girls.

"I think we should go rescue him."

"Probably." The ninja stared at the heaving, broiling, squirming mass with what appeared to be an expression of fascinated revulsion, though it was hard to tell. "The only question is how?" He murmured to himself.

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