I was an elf. Hi.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
I ran through the forest. Collected some rubies or however you called did call thems. Rubies are delicious, they also get me moneys for stuff. So I bought a bomerung. I threw the bomerung and then it came back to me. I have a scar to tell of my first experience. I experienced severe head trauma.
Went through some dungeons. Freaking ghettoblastin my megasword. Cuz I'm megaman. I shot beams from it and hit some Octoroks and they all died, and then I ripped their hearts out and ate them, and thus I gained one heart. I also love eating fairies, it's fun.
There was this chick and she was sorta weird looking, but her name was... uh, I forget but thats okey. Anyways, she was asking for halp, so I gives halp. Ganon the piggy theif guy was up in his crib in the skkyyyy, and I had to take him down with my left finger. I then proceeded to chunk guts and kill millions of rabid Stalfos with it. Too bad they are already dead. Oh well. Just like them other little turltes from them plumber game I played the other day on that Sega Playstation Wii2. was a good game i forget wat it was but I was eating it with a smoothie and cocacolas and then owait nevermind.
I saved day. Zelda (THAT WAS HER NAME I REMEMBERED WOO) kiddes me on the cheeks (buttcheekslol). It was a happy time. Then Majora ate Zelda's
soul and I went on a hunt for the evil bird hat with some imp chick with hair tangling problems, and wolfmen and gay vampire twilights, and chicken strips, and celshading and a pony.
Ganon came back to life. fffuuuuuudafdsaklfdsafkasl;
the end
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PEE ESS
ganon was playing poker with me and he cheated very so i got my mommy to kill hime with my fishy face dog he cried and i slept well that that night he helped me with my homework
teh edn