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Summary: Set after Return of the king. Six months after breaking up with Aragorn Legolas finds himself pregnant with his child. Caught between an angry father and an ignorant Aragorn Legolas doesn't know where to go or what to do. AU Warning slash and Mpreg

Author's Notes: This is based on Aj Matthews Amin a Olin (hope I spelled it right) I Love all your stories (Especially this one. I hope you update it soon)

Legolas Greenleaf was feeling pretty pleased with himself. He had been officially broken up with Estel for five months now and was neither bitter nor sad. An amazing thing considering the circumstances of their breakup.

*Flashback*

Legolas is sitting on a bench in a Rivendale garden feeding the ducks in one of the ponds when Elrond and Gandalf strolled up to him nonchalantly.

"So" Elrond said casually "I hear you're in a relationship with Estel"

Legolas just looked at him like he was insane. Everybody in Rivendale had known that for at least a month. He wondered if Elrond wasn't going senile in his extreme old age.

"Yes, I believe Estel and I told you that ourselves"

"Heh heh, so you did. I remember now. While we're on the subject Maybe you should break up with Estel"

Now the are you insane looks were accompanied by the what the hell are you talking about looks. "When exactly were we on that subject" asked Legolas coolly.

"What Elrond means" interrupted Gandalf "Is that since the quest of the ring you knew that Aragorn was destined to be king correct?"

Suspicious nod.

"Well then, you know that one of the duties of a king is to produce heirs"

Another nod.

"So you realize that Aragorn will need a partner who can give him these things, mainly not you"

"Aragorn's immortal he doesn't need heirs. He can rule forever"

"Legolas all kings need heirs to reinforce their claim to the throne. If something happens to them they need heirs to take over."

"Why are you telling me this and not Estel?"

"Aragorn has a tendency to be a little... close minded about things such as this. But I'm if you talk to him I'm sure you can change his mind"

Legolas thought for a moment then screwed up his face and reluctantly nodded.

"Great" breathed Elrond who went from anxious to relieved with one exhalation. "I'm sorry Legolas were Estel anyone else I would be the first to support your relationship"

"Its alright" said Legolas as he watched them walk back the way they came.

*End Flashback*

All that had happened six months ago. To say that he had been upset at being gangswayed by Elrond and Gandalf would be an understatement but he understood what they were saying. In the month that followed before he left Rivendale he managed to: Lose his virginity to Estel, break up with him while remaining friends and convince to start looking for a wife. He also managed to prove that he was completely capable of having a relationship without his family's constant supervision and not get heartbroken. Not that he would tell his family this as they would be more likely to start a hunting party after Estel than congratulating Legolas on his new independence. Now however he was going to the healers because despite the popular notion that elves didn't get sick Legolas was fairly sure he was coming down with something. A few weeks after his break up with Estel he had been getting sick in the mornings. That stopped a few months after it started but now Legolas was experiencing odd feelings in his stomach. It felt odd almost as if something was moving in there. Legolas was afraid he might have some odd stomach illness or perhaps he had been poisoned. That seemed unlikely though since his symptoms while irritating were hardly life threatening but it never hurt to be secure. He explained his problems to the healer and then stripped to his boxers and lay down on the examining bed. The healer began to examine him and it seemed to Legolas that he was growing increasingly afraid and he wondered what could be wrong with him. After making some last probes around his stomach the healer motioned for him to get up and get dressed.

"Tell me" said the healer "Have you been with a man recently?"

Dozens of awful images filled his head ones where his father knew the truth and Estel was dead were the worst "Why?"

"It's just that your... pregnant."

Oh good he doesn't know...wait a minute "I'm what?"

"Pregnant, your pregnant" said the healer with a calmness that betrayed his facial expression.

Pregnant that would mean Aragorn!. Oh gods my father!

Neither the prince nor the healer knew much of panic attacks (they are very uncommon among elves) but if they had they would have recognized the symptoms right away. Legolas's pupils dilated and his breathing became shallow. He had just enough time to give the healer a worried glance before his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fainted.

When he came to he was lying on a bed in the infirmary and his father and siblings were conferring with the healer. Legolas slowly almost subconsciously moved his hand over his stomach. It couldn't be true, it just couldn't he was male he couldn't be pregnant.

His father hadn't noticed him waking up mainly because he was trying to get some sense out of the healer who was sputtering and mumbling to him.

"Speak up!" his father roared "come on man say what you will"

Had he not needed it all for himself legolas would have spared the man some sympathy.

Most unfortunately the healer chose that moment to regain the power of speech

"He's...he's" the healer managed to splutter out.

"Yes" said his father calmly

Legolas prayed to every deity he knew of for the power of invisibility but he had a feeling most gods were busy laughing at him right now

"Pregnant!"

"He's what?!" his father yelled.

Funny Legolas thought that's what I said

"Pregnant" said the healer slightly more confidant now that he had finally gotten the news out.

"I'm sorry" said Levon his oldest brother "But you must be mistaken Legolas could not be pregnant it's impossible"

"I know" said the healer "but he is"

That caused a deep rather disturbing silence that was finally broken by Adnilem his only sister. She was the only one who seemed willing to try and make light of the situation said "hey! At least dad won't be pressuring me for grandchildren as much"

Six sets of eyes focused on her (her siblings and her father) and she shut up at once.

His father looked at the healer the look in his eyes was that of a wolf about to leap. "Are you certain that Legolas is pregnant."

"Yes. He must have lain with a man and by some form of magic conceived"

"Wait a minute" interrupted Levon "Legolas would never lay with a man. Would you Legolas?"

Ah shit he must have noticed I was awake. Dammit I should have kept my eyes closed. Now be cool, calm just think of something to say that will get them off your back "Um...I...That is I" Dammit not it

The combined stares from his brothers and sisters and the intense pressure of the look from his father was weighing him down so he just nodded dumbly.

The reaction was instant All eyes in the room except the healers and Adnilem's narrowed in anger.

"Who?" asked Levon his hand going to the hilt of his sword. Legolas he knew meant Tell me who so I can hunt them down and strangle them with their intestines.(To say that his father and his brothers were over protective of Legolas was kind of like saying the sun was hot or that Sauron is evil)

"I'd rather not say" murmured Legolas softly.

"Why not, are you ashamed" asked his father equally softly but much more angrily.

Legolas became defensive and replied "No of course not it's just that we're not together anymore" He immediately knew it was the wrong thing to say. His father and brothers would have rather heard that he had had a one night stand rather than he was in a relationship with a man without their knowledge.

"Oh?" his father asked "And how long were you together, exactly"

"'Bout seven months maybe"

"Ah and you had sex once"

"Twice"

"And then you broke up"

"It was a bit more complicated than that"

"I'd rather not say"

"You'd rather not say a lot." Said his father.

"I..." Legolas began.

"That's enough" said his father "Legolas you sleep while we confer with the healer"

"Sleep Legolas I don't want you to leave this bed" said his father. Then he left the room with his children and the healer in tow leaving Legolas to stare at the ceiling with a hand on his stomach.