A/N Well its another school fanfition but its more crackish and well theres lemons im not gonna warn you theres lemons cuz well lets face it, its not something to warn about lol well, its rated M for a reason if your looking at this then your over 18 if your not your just a PERVERT!hahaha just kidding... well sorta...ok yeah im not... oh yeah my type of writing is like a form of a script if you dont like it then GET OVER YOURSELF and dont read it but if you dont mind the way I write then ENJOY!... oh before I forget the title of this story "Kino Fuzen No Koko," it mean Dyfunctional highschool and trust me you'll find out why in later chapters... ok im done rambling now on with the story.
FIRST CHAPTER 1: The day they met
(Temari was in her room asleep when her alarm went off she turned over and turned it off she was awake but she didn't wanna get up she was laying in bed thinking about tomorrow which was the start of the new year in high school she moved to Konoha in the begining of the summer she was gonna be attending classes at there school instead of in suna she made some new friends here and she lives with Tenten and Matsuri... There was a knock on her door, but she ignored it then the knocking got louder and louder until the person knocking just came in)
- Temari are you awa... Good morning Temari
- Morning Tenten what do you need
- Oh I came to wake you up remember we were gonna go to the mall and hangout with the other girls today
- Oh yeah I almost forgot
- Me and Matsuri already had already had are showers so its your turn we gotta leave in like 45 minutes
- Okay i'll get up and get ready to leave
- Okay see you down stairs
(with that Tenten went out the door and Temari got her clothes to change into and she went into her bathroom she started the shower and ran the water to her liking she got in washed her body and hair she got out in about 15 minutes and got changed this was her last day wearing regular clothes so she wore a white jean materal skirt it wasnt short but it wasnt long either she wore a baby blue tank top that was abit low but she didnt mind, she got out of the bathroom and went down stairs and she saw her brothers sitting on the couch conversing with TenTen and Matsuri she walked to a chair that was unoccupied)
- Well look who has graced us with her presents
- shut it Kankaro
- hey Temari they came to see you
- what are you talking about Garra came to see Matsuri
(both Matsuri and Garra blushed)
- he dd come to see her but we both came to see you as well we came to tell you that we moved into town were about a block away from you
- is that so, so y'all are gonna be attending konaha high with us
- yep
- yay
(Matsuri hugged Garra)
- hey wait who are yall staying with
- its a secret TenTen
- come on Kankaro please tell me
- nope we can't just yet
- how come bro
- you remember were not suppose to tell because a certain person
- oh yeah
- So sis, Matsuri, and Tenten we gonna take are leave
- how come
- y'all are gonna be late if we dont
(Tenten looked at her phone)
- oh crap, come on guys
(with that Garra and Kankaro made there way outside and started walking the girls left a little later and started to walk to the mall which took them about 20 minutes to get there and the other girls were waiting waiting at the entrance for them)
- hey Tenten, Martsuri, Temari your late
- sorry guys Temari's brothers came by
- Yeah sorry
- It's alright
(the girls consist of Temari, Tenten, Matsuri, Sakura, Ino, Hanabi, and Hinata they all walked in Ino was weraring a purple skirt and a light purple strapless shirt, Sakura was wearing a pink tank top and pink capris, Hanabi was wearing white tanktop and white capris, Hinata was wearing a pale purple tanktop and white capris Tenten was wearing a red skirt and a chinese style shirt, Matsuri was wearing a tan tank top and a blue jean skirt, and Temari was wearing a baby blue tank top and a white jean materal skirt *haha I already told you that* Ino wanted to go shopping even though she knew they had to wear uniforms to school but the others wanted to get some food first so thats what they did)
*AT GARRA'S PLACE OF RESIDENCE*
- damn it where did I put them
(Garra and Kankaro came in to see Shikamaru searching frantically for something)
- hey Shikamaru what are you looking for
- my shoes i've missed place them somewhere
- I thought they said you were a genis
- just because my IQ is over 200 doesn't mean im a genius
- uh yeah it does
- well legally yeah I am but were allowed to lose are heads on occasions
- I suppose
- I'm gonna go check in my room
- shouldn't you have looked in there first
- no i usually dont take them in there
- oh well where is everybody
- there at kiba's im suppose to met them at the mall, wanna come?
- yeah sure then I can see Matsuri a little longer
- Garra you have a girlfriend
- didn't we tell you that already
- Kankaro he's playing dumb
- oh
- I FOUND THEM!
- ok well put them on
- I did, y'all ready
- yeah
- ok lets head to the mall
(with that they left out the front door and headed to the mall where the other guys were standing by one of the shop entrances )
- Hey Shikamaru your late
- yeah yeah shut up Naruto
- so what are we gonna do here anyways guys
- were gonna be youthful
- come on Lee were in public
- yeah yeah fine but your so unyouthful Neji
- I am not
- come on guys you know he's just sour cuz he hasn't seen Tenten in forever
- thats not true
- Neji just admit it you have the hots for your friend
- I do not
- oh so you wont mind if shes here at the mall at this very moment
- SHES WHAT!
- uh-huh sure you dont have the hots for her
- SHUT UP KANKARO
- just stating the obvious
- so for real guys what are we gonna do
- Shikamaru what is there to do at the mall
- um alot
- uhh were gonna get some food then were gonna go to the arcade then the movies and maybe meet some hot females on the way
- damn Naruto Jiriya has really rubed off on you
- you think so
- damn I know so
- so are we gonna stand here all day or are we gonna go get some food im starved
- your always hungry Naruto
- yeah so
- come on lets go
(*The guys consisted of Narto, Shikamaru, Neji, Garra, Kankaro, Choji, Lee, Shino, Sasuke, and Kiba oh by the way im not gonna tell you what there wearing I might later on though*They walked into the mall and made there way into the food court and took a seat at a table for a few minutes, then they all seperated into different places to get food then made there way back to the table on the way Gaara saw Matsuri and was about to go to talk to her but was stopped when the guys signaled him to come over)
- so Garra whats got your youthful self distracted
- Lee!
- he saw his girlfriend
- oh really? where at?
(Garra pointed to a table and started blushing Neji looked over and saw Tenten he was about to get up when his arm was grabbed by Shikamaru)
- what are you doing Shikamaru
- eat first then go to her
- why
- because Ican hear your stomach growling from over here
- Damn ok
- she wont be going far trust me
- how do you know Gaara
- Because my sister she looks tough except with what shes wearing today but she actually loves to shop
- you got that right
- ok good
- so you gonna finally tell her how you feel towards her
- what are you talking about Lee
- dude your so not youthful to deny your own feelings for are pretty ex teammate
- SHUT UP LEE!
- besides Neji you told me before you thought she was ho...AHHH
(Neji hit Lee with a tray which caused him to yell and the girls took notice that they were there but stayed in there seats except Tenten who was fuming went over to Neji who didnt notice she was there but the other guys did and just kept quite he looked at them and realized that they were staring at something he turned around only to be hit by Tenten)
- FUCK! Tenten what was that for
- WHAT WAS THAT FOR? THAT WAS FOR HITTING LEE!
- damn it man this is not the way I wanted to be greeted by you
- oh really Neji how did you want to be greeted by Tenten
- uh nevermind forget I said that
- to late Neji you better explain yourself
- fine I will
- oh really how
(without a word Neji got up and stepped closer to Tenten who was now frozen in her place, he bent down a little bit and kissed her, everyone stared in shock except now Tenten was kissing Neji back but Temari came over and broke up there make-out session before it got to heated)
- ok guys thats enough
- ah come on Temari it was just getting good
- you are a pervert Kankaro
- I am not... ok maybe a little bit
- WAIT Garra, Kankaro this is your sister
- Yeah Shikamaru this is Temari
(Temari looked at him, he looked at her)
- I dont see the resimblance
- yeah we dont understand it either
- shes hot
- wow Shikamaru said someone was hot... and it was a girl
- Choji im not gay I have been known to like women
- not since well forever
- shut up
- Tenten its time to go this is a girls day remember
- fine, bye Neji
- bye Tenten
(Temari drug Tenten away, Shikamaru kept staring at Temari she looked back and smiled and winked at him which made his stomach do flips but he didnt think it was possible he just met her he couldnt like her already could he)
*BACK WITH THE GIRLS*
- hey Tenten what was that
- what
- who were you just kissing
- oh... th..that..was...
- that was Neji my cousin
- WHAT!
- yeah Ino that was Neji the one Tenten always talks about
- I do not always talk about him Temari
- you do to
- do not
- oh and Temari
- yeah
- who was that guy you were staring at
- oh him idk I guess its one of Garra and Kankaro's friends Matsuri
- he's pretty cute
- yeah thats Shikamaru one of my old teammates
- yeah thats his name... Ino? whats his last name?
- Nara, Shikamaru Nara, why Temari?
- oh I dont know just wondering
- do you like him I could give him your cell phone number
- what no I dont like him like that he seems like a lazy ass, good for nothing
- dont forget he's a genius
- ok whatever
- well he is his IQ is over 200
- hmm, ok well will see how much of a genius he is
- huh? what are you doing?
- writing something
(Temari went back over to the guys only to be greeted my Kankaro)
- hey sis what are you doing back over here
- none of your damn business
- troublesome shes got a temper
- yeah and a firey one at that
- even more troublesome
(Temari walked passed Kankaro and walked up to Shikamaru he turned in his chair to face her)
- hey Shikamaru
- yeah Temari
- hey you remembered my name
- and you remembered mine
(she blushed then looked away but then back to him and wispered into his ear)
- I wanna know how much of a genius you are
- what do you mean
- I was told you are a genius well if you are I wanna find how good you are
- and again I ask what do you mean
- well geniuses are good at many things were just gonna find out what exactlly your lazy ass is good at
- how do you know im lazy
- I dont know it just seems like you are
- well you hit the nail on the head im a lazy genius
- and a smart ass at that, good this could be fun
(she slipped a peice of paper into his shirt pockit but not before running her hand up his thigh then up his chest he closed his eyes then opened them after he felt her hand move away)
- hmm
- bye Shika
- hey you cant just call me that and leave
- watch me
(with that she walked away with a blush and a smile plastered on her face and it looks like it wont go anywhere anytime soon, Shikamaru was stunned and couldn't move he watched her leave she had a bright red blush and a smile and he couldn't help but watch her as she managed to get back to the girls)
- what was that all about Temari
- oh nothing Tenten
- uh huh sure Temari your planning something aren't you
- nooooo not yet
- so you did that on impulse
- yeah pretty much it was fun watching his reaction
(she looked back over there, the guys were trying to get Shikamaru's attention but he wouldnt move he was frozen in his spot still looking at her, she smiled at him and even from far away she could tell he was flustered and by looks of it he woudn't be going anywhere anytime soon)
- this is gonna be fun
- dont hurt Shikamaru
- I wont Ino I promise, in fact I think I can grow to like him alot more then just friends but were gonna play with him first and tomorrow is gonna start the begining of it
- hey that sounds fun
- oh yeah
- so girls what do you wanna do
*BACK WITH THE GUYS*
- Shikamaru...Shika...Shika... SHIKAMARU... DAMN IT SHIKAMARU SNAP OUT OF IT!
- shut up kankaro
- no he's like in a trance
- I guess are sister has that effect on him which could only mean one thing
- oh yeah whats that Garra
- hes head over heels for my sister Choji
- uh oh, wait is that a bad thing
- well... no not really
- what do you mean by not really
- well she likes him
- but shes gonna play with him
- wait what
- she has this thing... um she likes someone then decides to mess with them abit then well then dates them
- it has only happened once but she never dated him she just wanted to see how flustered he'd get then she got really angry
- then what
- I dont know
- so shes gonna play with me first
- hey Shikamaru your alive
- yeah just dazed
- good we thought we lost you there for awhile
- Garra answer my question please
- yeah until you make her well... in other words stop
(Shikamaru smiled a very sinister smile)
- I think im gonna like her game
- Kankaro di.. did.. h...he.. jus...just... say
- yeah Garra he did
(Garra and Kankaro staired at Shikamaru for what seems like an hour but it was only 5 minutes)
- well I wanna see how this game is gonna play out
- I do too
- so guys enough with Shikamaru what do yall wanna do
- lets go to the arcade or the movies
- yeah lets go to the movies
- but what movie
- hmm good question
*BACK WITH THE GIRLS*
- I think we should go see a movie
- im with Tenten as long a it isn't a chick flick
- I second that
- I wanna go see a horror movie
- HINATA!
- wh.. what I want to see a horror movie
- ok which one
- well the new "Nightmare on elm street" is out in theaters
- that sounds good
(they got up and started to walk in the direction of the movie theaters when they were stopped by kiba)
- hey Kiba
- hey Hinata
- girls this is Kiba he was on my team alil while back
- hey Kiba
- hey Temari
- yeah Kiba
- im told to give this to you
- whats that
(Kiba handed a peice of paper to Temari she looked at it then back at Kiba)
- whats this Kiba
- I dont know I was just told to run it over here to you
- by who exactly
- Shikamaru
- ohhhhhhh
- so what are you girls gonna do
- gonna go watch a movie
- which one
- the new "Nightmare on elm street"
- that sounds like a good movie to watch
- yeah it was Hinata's idea
- wow really Hinata
- y... yeah
- ok see y'all later
(with that Kiba ran back to the guys and Temari went to the restroom before they went to the theater she took out the peice of paper)
(*Well my troublesome woman I think I know what your doing and I will play your little game but before we start remember I will win this I think we could have some fun oh and heres my cell number since I already have yours 685-584-0645 talk to you soon... much sooner then you think*)
(her phone vibrated in her skirt pocket)
-*Hello troublesome woman
-*Troublesome ehh
-*Yep thats what you are
-*You seem to like that word alot
-*Ehh what can I say it comes naturally
-*So what do you need
-*What do I need? After what you did to me your gonna ask me what I need
-*I was having a bit of fun but if you want we can finish it tomorrow on top of the school building
-*Tomorrow how about right now
-*Sorry but were going to the movies
(Temari put her phone back in her back pocket of her skirt and walked out of the bathroom and met up with the girls at the theater and took out her phone again after it vibrated)
-*So Temari you still think we're playing by your rules
-*I know were still playing by my rules
(The guys walked up behind the girls really silently and Shikamaru walked up behind Temari)
- were not playing by your rules anymore its my turn
(Temari jumpped back a little bit and looked at Shikamaru)
- DAMN IT MAN! dont do that
- I didnt scare you did I
- god a little
- so yeah its my turn
- wrong sir
- nope it's my turn
- I dont think so, you may think it is but trust me its not
- oh yeah it is just wait
- GUYS YOU COMING ITS ABOUT TO START BUY YOUR TICKETS AND MEET US IN THE THEATER
- alright
- come on Temari
(Shikamaru grabbed Temari's hand which caused both Temari and Shikamaru to blush they ran up to the ticket counter well Shikamaru ran Temari was kinda being drug he bought her and his ticket and went inside)
- hey do you want any pop corn or soda Temari
- a soda but ill buy it
- nonsence i'll buy it
- what are you talking about you bought my ticket its not a date
- what do you want
- ... thankyou
- what was that
- I said thank you
- your welcome, were gonna share is that ok with you
- sure I dont mind do you
- nope
- ok good come on
(Shikamaru took Temari into the theater and all there friends were sitting in the middle but the back was completely empty so shikamaru took Temaris hand again and sat in the back row)
- Shikamaru we could have sat with are friends
- nope they'd ruin my plans
- what plans
- just wait let the movie start first
- what do...
(The movie started and it went dark Shikamaru moved the arm rest and pulled Temari to him which caused Temari to blush but tried to hide it she looked at Shikamaru and then back to the screen the movie started and about 10 to 15 minutes into the movie Shikamaru's other hand that wasn't around her shoulders went to her leg and moved up to her inner thigh she let out a surprised moan which was silenced by Shikamaru's lips on hers, she was begining to get flustered she started to kiss him back and his hand moved further up her inner thigh then moved to her outter thigh then up her side she moaned into his mouth, he started to smile and went back down to her thigh but this time went up higher on her thigh, she let out a giggle, he pulled back and looked at her she had a smile on her face)
- your not that lazy after all
- not when im having fun
- fun huh
- yeah playing with you is fun
- hmm i've never had someone well... play my game like this
- oh really
- yeah I'm enjoying this
- yeah I bet you are
- but I think its my turn again
- oh no it...
- shhhhh
- but your hand is...
- like I said shhhhh
(with that she kissed him and started moving her hand on his inner thigh moving up at an alarming speed and he begin to get hard then she heard screaming and stopped were his leg met his hip, he let out a breathe that he was holding, she looked at the screen and set back in her chair then looked at him i'll stop for now)
END CHAPTER ONE