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5/6/2011

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The Strange Poem

Ch 1

"Why did you write that?" Eragon asked. "I don't know..." Arya replied.

Whooorp-whooorp-whooorp
"What is that?" Arya asked while the TARDIS materialized in the clearing.

"It's a blue box?" Eragon said, bewildered. The Doctor opened the TARDIS's door looking hopeful and soon spots Eragon and Arya.

"Hullo, who are you?" he asked.

"Firstly who are you," Arya commanded while pointing her sword at The Doctor, "And what are you doing here?"

"I'm the Doctor," he replied while holding his hands up, "And I'm not sure what I'm doing here because I was aiming for Rio but, this is definitely not Rio so Amy's going to be really mad at me, and I'm rambling aren't I?".

Arya nodded her head while Eragon asked, "Doctor who? What is your surname, and where is Rio?" Amy walks out of the TARDIS while Arya added, "And who is that?"

"Oh, that's Amy." The Doctor said.

"Doctor this is not Rio!" Amy yelled.

"I know, I know." The Doctor replied trying to be calming.

"Do you work for Gallabatortix?" Arya called suddenly.

"No, who is he?" The Doctor said confused.

"Only the evil dictator that's ruled Alglaisia for over 100 years!" Eragon yelled.

"Where have you been all that time?" Arya asked suspiciously.

"Oh, here and there. I freed a city, um, fought the dark, died, crashed a couple of times, and, uh, met Amy."

"Wait," Eragon exclaimed," died!"

"Yeah," Amy agreed, "died!"

"Yes, I absorbed 50,000 RADs of radiation." The Doctor replied confused.

"No, I mean you are clearly standing right there and definitely alive!" Amy yelled.

"Oh, you mean I haven't explained regeneration?" The Doctor asked

"Yes..." Amy said.

"It's something Ti...I do when I am close to death; all my cells rearrange into a different man. Even my personality is different." The Doctor explained.

"That has to hurt." Eragon commented.

"It does" The Doctor agreed.

"Is that why you crashed in my garden?" Amy questioned.

"Yup", The Doctor replied popping the "p".

Arya turned towards a rustle in the bushes and commanded "Who's there?"