A/N: The characters in here, the franchise, and other related characters and franchises are copyrighted to Capcom, and I'm using teh japanese names in here, so here's the list: Netto = Lan, Enzan = Chaud, and Laika = Laika (that was easy).
All the net-savior-peoples were playing outside in the snow. Netto had the best trick ever, and he had already planned it out. "BATHROOM BREAK!" He called out, and sure enough, everyone went inside and took off their coats -- except for Netto. He grabbed a bunch of snow and put it in the others' jackets. After their bathroom break, Enzan and Laika went outside and put on their coats. "Hey Netto what were you doing out here all this ti--" was all of what Enzan could say before he and Laika started swearing their heads off from the snow that was in their jackets, and it only took them two seconds to figure out who did it.
"NETTO!"
Enzan and Laika came running towards Netto to tackle them, but Netto was prepared -- he threw the snowball that he was hiding behind his back, and it hit Enzan right in the face. Laika (who was still shivering from the snow in his jacket) and Netto were laughing their heads off, until Enzan grabbed a wad of snow and threw it at Netto, who ducked and the snowball hit Laika (who was behind Netto), and it hit him...let's say 'in the place that matters'...who fell and swore and laughed at the same time (that seems hard to do). "It's on!" Netto shouted. "Everybody make a fort!"
And so started one of the biggest snowball fights of the century -- Team Netto vs. Team Enzan vs. Team Laika. Everyone's fort seemed big, but the biggest was Laika's. "No one can hit me in the gonads now!" he shouted before throwing a barrage of snowballs at Enzan, who seemed to catch the first of the barrage, who throwed it at Netto before the rest of the barrage hit Enzan in the face. After Laika said he had to go to the bathroom (actually keeping on his coat), Netto sneaked over to Enzan's base to tell him something. "I say we should team up," And then he explained the whole plan.
When Laika came back out, it seemed like no one was out there -- until Netto and Enzan snuck up from behind a humongus fort and attacked with a barrage of snowballs. "White flag, white flag!" Laika shouted in all the war-fare.
No one said a word for a moment, until Enzan brought something up. "Coffee?"
Everyone went inside and made coffee and sat on a humongus couch. "I got a warm fuzzy feeling," Laika said.
"That feeling that people get when they go through puberty or the feeling you get when you're around Pri--" Was what Netto managed to say before Laika slapped him in the back of the head, blushing. "No, you idiot! The feeling that you get when it's winter!"
The end. :D