A.N.: Well, I had to write a satire piece for English a while ago, and since my teacher adores Harry Potter as much as my friends and I do, I decided to reward him- while rewarding myself. …This got me an A! XD
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You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter When:
1.) You dress in your house colors every day.
2.) You brag when your house wins the House Cup.
3.) You actually know what house you are in.
4.) You can identify and perform more than six spells.
5.) You have an authentic wand.
6.) Parseltongue is your second language.
7.) You believe your pet is an animagus.
8.) Floo powder and apparition are your choice transportation methods.
9.) Those you deem inadequate are Hufflepuffs.
10.) Everyone except you and your online "wizard" friends are muggles.
11.) You have written and/or are writing a letter to your local school board, begging them to include Divination and Defense Against the Dark Arts in the school curriculum.
12.) You started a Dumbledore's Army.
13.) You have a Weird Sisters CD.
14.) Anyone who does not love Harry Potter is a heretic to you.
15.) You refuse to go near willow trees, afraid that one of them will be the Whomping Willow.
16.) You try to fly the broom in your cupboard.
17.) You beg every pointed hat you see to sort you.
18.) You don't have a TV in your house; you have a pensieve.
19.) You have a collection of Ostrich eggs, insisting that they will all hatch into dragons someday.
20.) You try to use Avada Kedavra on your enemies.
21.) All your curses invoke Merlin's name and his most baggy y-fronts.
22.) You frequently speak in a British accent, though you were born and raised in the south- or anywhere else.
23.) You use quills instead of pens- and often spill ink on your work.
24.) You think Lord Voldemort's death was just a conspiracy to throw people off his trail.
25.) You think he's living next door.
26.) You swear you see your heart's desire every time you look in your mirror.
27.) You tap your glasses in the rain, saying, "Impervious!"
28.) You and your friends debate everything Harry Potter, especially focusing on the houses you were placed in and whether or not you fit the characteristics.
29.) You say "Alohomora" as you turn the key.
30.) You blame everything on the Dark Lord- "Sir, the Dark Lord ate my homework."