This weekend's 30 minute challenge
is fairly straightforward. Take the two Harry Potter characters
you think least likely to have a fling on the floor of a
classroom. Throw them together in detention and make it happen.
Whether you decide to somehow make it plausible, or silly, or
outrageous, is up to you. One of them can be giving detention to
the other, both can be in detention, or one can be in detention
and the other mocking them - it's your call.
Ten points to Gryffindor if: You include the sentence, "I'd
like to see you make me do it."
Title: Animal Attraction
Rating: R
Pairings (if any): Goyle/McGonagall
Author's Notes: Heh. Heh. Heh.
"Mister Goyle, for your detention tonight you will be
transfiguring all these pincushions back into hedgehogs from my
classes today." Gregory Goyle looked up at the teacher,
groaning once again that he was here. He had hexed Hermione
Granger's robes off before class had started earlier that
afternoon; fortunately for her, she had the foresight to have
worn clothing under her robes. Most of the wizarding children did
not. Unfortunately for Gregory Goyle, Professor McGonagall had
been directly behind him in the hallway. It had been fifty points
from Slytherin (and she did indeed relish taking the points, he
could tell) and three nights of detention.
As Goyle took out his wand and began working on the pile of
pincushions, his thoughts drifted to Hermione. He had let his
Slytherin friends think that he had done it for a prank, of
course, and had certainly won the respect of Malfoy for getting
Weasley and Potter all hot and bothered on Hermione's behalf. The
sad fact was, however, that he had a very painful crush on that
Gryffindor mudblood. Naturally, it would never do; not with his
family, his friends...and the fact was, his life was promised to
the Dark Lord's service already. None of it was what he
wanted, of course, but one did not defy one's family in matters
such as these.
His mind drifted over a time he had seen Hermione out on the
grounds in late summer, wearing nothing but short shorts and a
halter top. He hardly noticed as his erection started to strain
against his pants, but shortly the strain reminded him to hastily
shuffle his robes to hide the embarrassing bulge. He looked up at
McGonagall to see if she'd noticed, but she appeared lost in her
marking. For a moment, Goyle watched her. Wonder what she was
like as a younger woman. She was certainly a sight more
attractive than...oh, my boy, when you start checking out
McGonagall is when they check you into St. Mungo's. Christ,
you're pathetic.
"Mister Goyle. What in Merlin's name are you doing?
These are supposed to be hedgehogs, not rabbits!" Gregory
looked around to see that he had changed most of the pincushions
into little white bunnies, who were now hopping all over the
classroom.
"I'm sorry, Professor...I just got distracted." He
started to help her round up the rabbits, painfully aware of the
Erection that Wouldn't Die. Normally he'd just skulk off for a
shower right about now, but he couldn't really get away with it
at the moment. Perhaps if he could get McGonagall to let him go
to the loo...suddenly, he crashed into a table, falling over
right on top of Professor McGonagall.
"Mister Goyle!" her eyes flew open wide. "Oh my,
you do seem to have a little problem with distraction
tonight."
Embarrassed, Goyle began to move off her, but she held on to his
shoulders. "And you have another problem as well, young man.
A...rather large problem, indeed. Perhaps we should take care of
this before turning our attention back to the pincushions,
hmmm?"
Goyle looked at her ancient face, and suddenly began to
understand. And much more curiously, didn't think it was a bad
idea at all. He relaxed, allowing her to show him if she really
meant what he thought she meant.
She pulled out her wand, smirking. "This won't hurt a bit,
boy," she said. Suddenly, he found himself with the sleek
body of a tomcat. A lovely, seal-point Siamese to be precise.
Within seconds, he was faced with a rather large tortoise tabby -
in heat.
This was going to be quite an interesting detention.