Cartmans Brother
Cartman was bored. Playing with his busted old Chimpokomon, he wished he had someone to play with. But he couldn't. He just culdn't get out of bed. He was too lazy.
"Cartman, honey, one of your little friends is at the door" shouted his mum from downstairs.
"Send him up ma!" shouted Cartman.
Kyle walked through Cartmans bedroom door.
"Hi fatass." He said, casualy.
"Hi jewface" replied Cartman.
"Me, Stan and Kenny are going down to the mall Wanna come with?".
"Sure jewboy"
An hour later, the boys were playing in the mall. Kenny gasped.
" !" he siad.
"What?" shouted Stan. "Terrance and Phillip mare doing a show at the mall? Live?"
"" siad Kenny.
"Cool" siad all four boy's in unison.
"We gotta get tickets" said Kyle
"We cant get ticket, assface, we're broke" siad Cartman.
Kyle looked thoughtfull. Suddenly, his eye's flicked up.
Soon, Kenny was standing on top a building. Stand and Kyle were standing next to him. Cartman appraoched, carrying a megaphone.
"people of South Park" he siad. Two people in the street glanced up.
"This boy, Kenny, will jump of this building unless we are given $10!"
One person stopped, looked up, and walked down the road.
"Goddamit, why don't people care about Kenny?" shouted Cartman.
"Aah, forget it." Siad Stan. "Let's just go ask my mum for money."
"Kay" siad the other three boys.
"Kenny you coming with?" asked Kyle.
"" siad Kenny. He took one step, then slipped, not noticing the banana peel. He slipped of the side, and fell a whole 150 feets to the road, splttering the pavement with blood and guts.
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" cried Stan.
"You bastards!" continued Kyle.
Down below, Bob the pavment cleaner glanced at Kenny deformed dead body.
"Pfft. People shouldn't litter so much."