Title: AMTDIS(aka. Alien make them do it sex)
Author: me
Disclaimer: I own stargate and pigs fly.
A/N: it is been such a long time since I wrote anything so don't laugh.
"Rodney?"
"Yes, Colonel"
"Run that by me again"
"Ronon and Teyl are participating in a traditional ceremony. Also known as 'Alien made them do it' sex.
"'Alien made them do it' sex?"
"That is what Major Lorne called it after PXT-784 and Dr Parrish."
"Huh. So why are they having AMTDIS."
"As an act of goodwill."
"shouldn't we be doing it?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because"
"what kinda of answer is that."
"A sane one! One where we don't have sex in front of everyone."
"Oh my god! Did Teyla just do that!"
"Yes."
"Oh my god! It is so hot."
"Colonel, if you want me to do what Teyla did to Ronon. All you have to do is ask."
"Then?"
"Then we can wait for this to finish. Go home and have a little ceremony of our own."