Hello ppl! My second fanfic this is a humor rolls eyes I DEDICATE THIS STORY TO MY FRIEND GAARA"S DESERT BLOSSOM well pls pls pls review or I won't continue... oh right...FLAMERS WELCOME

Chapter: Oreos, time out and RENT!

I landed with a thud on the hard ground...I looked around me at the trees and wondered where the hell I was. The last thing I remembered was chasing after some dumb squirrel that stole my house keys. I stood up and brushed the dirt off of my jeans and picked the leaves out of my waist length strawberry blonde hair. Sighing with annoyance as yet another day was ruined, I began walking in some random direction when I heard laughter not to far away. Laughter meant that there was a camp... a camp meant food...food meant oreos...oreos meant evil bear eating Manfreds. I rushed toward the voices and burst into the Manfreds' camp.

"I am not a bear!" I declared happily. Everything was black and silent.

"Oh my God I'm blind I'm blind!" I shouted running in circles.

"Open your eyes idiot." I heard someone mutter. I opened my eyes and sighed relieved. I looked at the small group of people in front of me. One had black hair and red swirling eyes. He wore his hair in a loose ponytail and there were two cuts below his eyes. He wore a black cape with red clouds. The other looked like a man-shark...probably from the lost city of Atlantis. I made a mental note to ask him how the weather was down there. Another has Long blond hair in a high ponytail on his head and bangs covering an eye, I assumed he used tea tree shampoo do to it's healthy gleam.

I walked more into the camp and began rummaging through a pack. I was grabbed from behind and lifted in the air.

"OMG I've learned to fly." I shouted in awe before I was slammed into a tree. "Ow. Flying hurts." I looked at sharkie who was pinning me down. My blue eyes widened and I began to scream.

"RAPE!" the man looked frightened somewhat at my sudden outburst but quickly gathered himself together.

"Who the hell are you?" he growled.

"I can't tell you. You're a stranger and my friends said not to talk to a stranger." I said. He gave me a weird look.

I slipped from his loosened grasp and scurried back over to the pack.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING SANE ARE YOU DOING!" I turned to sharkie.

"I'm looking..." I said stressing out each word and glaring. "For an oreo."

I continued searching each pack. As I approached the red eyed guy's pack, he growled and snatched it away.

"You." I pointed. "YOU HAVE THE OREOS!" I tackled the man to the ground trying to reach the pack.

"Itatchi!" I was once again grabbed from behind and flung to the ground.

"HE HAS THEM LET ME GO I NEED MY OREOS...hey have any of you guys seen a squirrel with a key in his mouth?"I asked.

I turned toward sharkie and poked him hard in the eye.

He howled and jumped back holding his eyeball.

"What's your name?" I asked the blond guy.

"Diedara un." I looked pointedly at the red eyed guy who scowled.

"Don't make me poke you...besides...I'll give you an oreo."

"Itatchi."

"Kisame." I glared at the shark guy.

"What you were gonna ask me..."

"Wait your turn next time. Go to time out."

"What the hell! You can't..."

"I SAID GO TO THE DAMN TIME OUT OR ELSE I"LL POKE YOU NON STOP FOR ALL OF ETERNITY." he scurried over to a nearby stump and sat, shoulders slumped in shame.

"That's better...so do you guys have any oreos?" I asked happily turning to Diedara.

"Not that I know of but I'm sure itatchi does...he never shares anything with me." Diedara said fake crying.

"What? How cruel." I said patting him on his head and giving him an oreo.

"WTF! U JUST SAID YOU HAD NO OREOS!" Itatchi shouted angrily.

"I don't."

"But you just..."

"Diedara has the oreo." I pointed to Diedara who was gobbling it down like there was no tomorrow.

Itatchi's eye was twitching.

I jumped up suddenly startling everyone. I began singing at the top of my lungs songs from rent. "KEEP IT DOWN WE ARE TRYING TO HIDE SO WE CAN GET BACK TO BASE." at this point I was still singing and staring at Itatchi who seemed to be yelling something. I made a note to ask him what as soon as I took off my headphones.

The next thing I knew everyone was packing up and gone. I stared in silence, my ipod still blaring in my ears.

"KISAME! GET BACK TO TIME OUT NOW! I SWEAR I"M GOING TO CALL YOUR MOM IN ATLANTIS AND..." the next thing I knew everything was dark.

meanwhile with Itatchi:

"Hey Itatchi I feel kinda bad for leaving her there yeah." Diedara said looking behind him.

"If she's smart she'd run before the ANBU came." Itatchi muttered.

"Ha ha no time out for me...hey listen..." they all stopped and listened.

"-YOUR MOM IN ATLANTIS AND..." Kisame shot a quizzical look towards Itatchi.

"What the hell was she screaming about?"

"How the hell should I know!" with that he continued on his way towards the base.

so how'd you like it? It'll be funnier next time. Well click the little review button before I POKE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY... hey it worked on Kisame.