HI ALL!!!! This is my first Xiaolin Showdown fanfic! Please read and review (don't make me beg) J Oh yeah, Shadow the Hedgehog is in this too. J I don't own any of the Xiaolin Showdown characters or Shadow, though I'd love to own Chase Young! SEX!!!!!!!! passes out
( Ok so the scene is: Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, Good Jack, Jack Spicer, Wuya, Chase Young, Hannibal Bean, Shadow the Hedgehog yes he's in the story toJ and Dojo are sitting around a round table in a dark room. The only light available is a dim light bulb.)
DOJO: Do you all know why you're here?
GOOD JACK: (in an annoying, cheery voice.) Oohh! Oooh! I know! Pick me! (raises hand and waves it around wildly.) I know! Please pick me! I love questions, just like I love all of you! ( hugs the closest person he finds, which happened to be Chase Young.)
CHASE: ( eyes turning to slits.) Damn! Three second rule! (punches Good Jack in the face.)
GOOD JACK: (tears form in his eyes.) Ouchies! That hurt! Naughty Chase!
DOJO: Hey now, Chase, no violence! That goes for you too, Shadow.
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: (lowers gun.) Shit.
DOJO: Okay, let me explain this real quick-
( a cell phone with an annoying ringtone goes off all of a sudden.)
KIMIKO: Sorry, guys. Gotta take this. (picks up phone.) Hello? Hi, Keiko! No, I'm not doing anything. (gasps.) OMG he said that? No way! Seriously? OMG! LOL!
RAIMUNDO: (annoyed.) Ugh. She brought her stupid cell phone!
CLAY: What, you're surprised?
OMI: Well, Clay, Raimundo is some what slow. He WAS the last one to make Xiaolin Apprentice. And he-
RAIMUNDO: (angry.) OMI! SHUT UP!
OMI: (in a fast voice.) EXCUSE ME! DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM SPEAKING! YOU LISTEN TO ME!
RAIMUNDO: (stands up, rolling up his sleeve.) Are you looking for a beating, chrome dome?
OMI: (stands up as well.) Bring it off!
RAIMUNDO: (rolls eyes.) Bring it ON!
CLAY: (cautiously.) Stop it, you two! You both are actin' crazier than a herd of bulls!
RAIMUNDO: Stay out of this, cowboy!
JACK SPICER: (reaches for a pudding cup in a dish on the table, but finds none. shouts.) WHO ATE THE LAST PUDDING CUP?! (points.) WUYAAAAAAA!!!!
WUYA: (shrieking that weird shriek of hers.) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU FOOL?! I have no hands, let alone a mouth.
CHASE: (in a smooth voice.) Don't jump to conclusions, Spicer. Maybe it was I who ate the last of your precious pudding cups.
JACK: Please, Chase, I bet you don't even like pudding.
CHASE: (voice level increasing.) How do you know? Maybe to me pudding is the best damn food in the universe. (smacks forehead.) Oh God what am I getting myself into?
JACK: FRICK! I AM GONNA FIND OUT WHO TOOK THE LAST PUDDING CUP! NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM ME, JACK SPICER: EVIL BOY GENIUS! (laughs like a maniac.)
GOOD JACK: (pats Jack Spicer on the back.) That's the spirit, buddy!
( the whole room is now in an uproar, everyone except Shadow is either arguing or talking about various topics. Shadow, getting so fustrated with the noise, begins to shake in rage. After a few seconds he snaps, firing a shot from his gun into the air. In surprise, everyone grows silent.)
SHADOW: (in a fast voice.) GOD DAMMIT THE REASON WE'RE HERE IS BECAUSE WE'RE COMPETING FOR $1,000,000 AND A DAMN MYSTERY PRIZE AND THE ONLY DAMN WAY TO DO THAT IS IF YOU ALL SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS SO WE CAN GET IN THE DAMN BUS WHERE WE'RE GONNA BE LOCKED IN AND THE DAMN PERSON WHO SURVIVES THE DAMN LONGEST WITHOUT GETTING ELIMINATED OR ESCAPING THE BUS WINS!!!! NOW LET'S GO YOU ASSHOLES BEFORE I SHOOT YOU ALL TO THE GROUND MERCILESSLY!!!! (knocks over chair and storms out of the room.)
HANNIBAL BEAN: Wow, I didn't even know he was here.
GOOD JACK: Well, that didn't sound very nice.
CHASE: Hmm, anger issues with that one.
WUYA: Said the pot calling the kettle black…
CHASE: SHUT UP, YOU UGLY GHOST WHORE!
DOJO: (points to the door.) To the bus! (everyone files from the room.)
WUYA: (confused.)…whore?
Well, that was the first chappie for Xiaolin vs. Heylin: BU!ST.
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