Disclaimer:

I don't own Naruto, nor do I own its characters.

Warning Manga Spoilers

Summary:

8-year-old Naruto gets thrown out of the academy due to Danzo's plotting

Uchiha Massacre didn't happen

Kyuubi takes pity on her host and teaches him "the way of the ninja"

Sasuke bashing, Sakura bashing, Female Kyuubi.

Pairing:

NaruAyame (Ayame is the ramen girl)

(Uzemaki Naruto x Ichiraku Ayame)

"Text" Normal

"Text" thoughts

"Text" spoken

"Text" Jutsu & Seals

"Text" Inner voices (including Biju)

"(Text)" Inner voices thinking (including Biju)

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Chapter 1: Not how I wanted to spend my 8th birthday :(

October 10th, 8 years after the Kyuubi Attack.

A lonely orange clad boy runs from an angry mob.

Please let me go, I didn't do anything wrong, it was Uchiha Sasuke who stole the kunai and explosive notes I tell you…

Do you think we believe you 'Demon-punk' a jounin spat at him, the chief of police has evidence it was you…

He is lying, Sasuke-Teme is his son, Sasuke stole them to get Itachi to train him in how to throw them accurately…

He was cut of by a shuriken flying to his leg and piercing it, drawing blood.

Your not getting away 'Demon-spit' a chuunin snarled, just when the chuunin wanted to finish the boy, the Hokage and 2 ANBU(1) squads appeared.

What is going on here: tell me now! The Hokage yelled at the rioting shinobi.

Well the Demon-sp… at that a shuriken flew past the ignorant jounin her head,

Talk about Naruto like that again and we will see what is stronger; your neck or a kunai!

The Hokage spat.

A chuunin cut in.

The Uzumaki-brat stole 15 kunai and 20 explosive notes from the Hyuuga-clan, Hyuuga Hiashi told us himself.

And could Hiashi-san have lied? The hokage asked.

No, the Hyuuga do not lie a Hyuuga gennin said.

Does Hiashi have any witnesses?

Yes Hokage-Samma, Danzo of the Root divisions and me.

Naruto, what do you have to say for yourself?

It was Sasuke-Teme under a Henge no Jutsu!

Very well, ANBU squad 1 search Naruto's apartment

ANBU squad 2 search the Uchiha Estate

…

2 minutes later Squad 2 reporting items found on one Uchiha Sasuke

Squad 1 reporting nothing that doesn't have an at least 2 times overcharged shop receipt Very well what shops

Tenshi weapons, Funbari supermarket, The crimson liquid clothing and Yamanaka flower.

Naruto-kun for who are the flowers?

They are for the Yondaime memorial, he saved us all!

(All except you, his son, Naruto-kun) the hokage thought.

Anyway I didn't want to spend my birthday like this, again… sigh.

The leader of ANBU squad 1 (Morino Ibiki, but no-one except the hokage knows this)

Approached naruto and asked: Why do you always wear orange clothing Uzumaki-kun?

It is the only thing those assholes will sell me, so they can recognize by the color.

Just that second Sasuke passed by the group.

Naruto shouted what were you doing using henge to look like me and then steal Sasuke-Teme!

Like anyone cares Dobe, Danzo-sama will have you exiled soon enough!

With that Sasuke ran.

Could you escort Naruto to his home kurohyou-san(2) the hokage asked.

Ofcourse Hokage-sama.

With that Ibiki and Naruto walked away talking.

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(1)ANBU Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai Special Assassination and Tactical Squad

(2)kurohyou-san Morino Ibiki, in my fanfic his anbu mask is a panther mask, kuroyou panther