Neo Thomas Saga- Glitch in the ZOF Realm's Matrix

by Inv Junior- Gigantophis Form

Join my unofficial 'OIBIB' Self Insert character on a whirlwind adventure across the infinite-dimensional maximality of the ZOF Realm. Full of laughs, fun, fluff, omnipotence beyond any concept of the word, true love, Soul Bonds, Harems, and lust. Not meant to be taken quite as seriously as some of my other stories. Written for fun and entertainment.

Author's Notes: Howdidilydodaday ladies and gentlemen; the Omniarch has returned with a brand new story for you all that even I have to admit is way, way out of my element. For the first time in my career as a Fanfiction Author; I'm writing a story that features a godlike Self-Insert who doesn't care as much for his own OPness as my other Self-Inserts and defaults to a non-omnipotent, human way of doing things for most day-to-day situations.

Don't get me wrong, it'll still be a Godlike fic and the self-insert in question will be extremely OP; oftentimes using vastly cosmic or even Multiverse/Omniverse + feats of power. The main difference is he'll use pretty much every superpower that isn't fundamentally omnipotent by default. Still, being able to take on the form of a Superman Gold Prime counterpart endowed with the strength of 100 billion blue suns is not omnipotent. ;)

He will still train to use his powers and won't just take the easy way out with his Godhood when the going gets tough, but in dire enough circumstances his full power will self-manifest. But enough about all that; I can't just give everything away before getting to the actual story itself. This will also be a multi-dimensional adventure fic of sorts as my Self-Insert will venture into other universes and hook up with various women, yes, I'm into Harem fics so sue me lol. Here's hoping this project turns out as fruitful as I hope it to be; I seriously can't believe I'm really going through with this but the earworm refused to leave and has since settled inside my brain like a rooted tendril. Without any further preamble, let's begin, shall we?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, nor do I make any profits off this whatsoever. All the characters from the To Love Ru Series and others my Neo Self visits are the property of their respective owners. The idea for the Beast Matrix belongs to my best friend Dimension Distorter and whoever else he believes is entitled to that particular trademark. Story is rated MA for mature adults, and contains graphic content, hardcore lemons/smut scenes, and other themes some readers may find offensive. Viewer discretion is very strongly advised.

Chapter warnings: Lemons contained therein, so be sure to skip over them when it gets to the lemon scenes if that's not what you're interested in. I will be labelling the lemon scenes as and when they come from now on.

Neo Thomas- A Trans-Dimensional Self-Insert Story: Book 1

Chapter 1: Pink Haired Goddesses and Life-Altering Transformations

Einstein once made a quote that I feel was remarkably apt to my current situation; he said that life is like riding a bicycle, the only way to maintain your balance is to continue moving forward. Time is funny that way; it is said to be able to heal all wounds no matter how insurmountably we hurt, and it is also the forward momentum of linear time that keeps us from dwelling on the past for too long. Change was one of the only things out there that truly lasted forever; which was a paradox in and of itself. I always did love me a good old paradox.

I suppose I should start my regalling tale by introducing myself; not that you don't already know who the fuck I am. Name is Thomas James Currie; I'm age 40 in the ever-so-technological time period of 2032, with my 41st birthday impending in the coming month. It was September in Thunder Bay Ontario where I lived, and I was just your average North American citizen before everything went crazy. You'd think I was doing something extraordinary right from the get-go for my life to end up the way it would this day, but nope… I was literally sitting on the couch in my living room; dusting off my old copy of Pokemon: Let's Go Pikachu for old time's sake on my much newer Nintendo Switch console.

I had just gotten to the final boss AKA Mewtwo, and captured the bitch in an excellently thrown Ultra Ball or 20… fuck if this asshole wasn't already hard enough to catch in the mainstream games. Oh right, I suppose I should give a general description of my overall appearance; the beginnings of facial hair growing as stubble on my face as it always did when I got too lazy to shave, with a dishevelled mop of dark brown hair and slightly tanned skin. I was my proper weight now thankfully and had taken to body-building so I had an actual six pack and everything, and apart from the rough-and-tumble look I sported I actually looked pretty good… or so I'd been told anyhow.

My life was that perfect nexus point of chaos within order; I was of the school of mind that life was supposed to be a little bit messy, and so my living room had cluttered floors and empty 2 liter Pepsi Zero bottles thrown beside the garbage can as much as there was a garbage can full. I didn't leave food to rot and while my living space was untidy it was still clean enough to be livable; thank whatever higher power for small favors if you must.

"Fuck yeah man! I caught this bitch once again!" I cheered with a lazy hurrah; having done this song and dance routine with Mewtwo so many times in my life it didn't really do much for me these days. Not that I wasn't excited; I mean, how could I not feel a sense of accomplishment after throwing God knows how many Ultra Balls trying to capture this fucker? It's like coming home after a long day at work; the sense of accomplishment and the rush of endorphins that follows you home even after you put your feet up. It was just so many levels of content. Man, I was never gonna change. No matter how old I got I still liked what I always liked and was like an overgrown man child; forever a kid at heart and damn well proud of it.

That was pretty much the highlight of my ideal lazy day, and I was honestly just so content with the relaxed lifestyle I'd chosen; no muss, no fuss, and all of that Hakuna Matata-ing that Timon and Pumba distilled into me as a child. I'd be content for it to always be like this until the day I died. Then again, a life of excitement, wonder, and infinite possibilities had serious merit also. Not a day went by where I didn't dream of being or doing more than I could ever be or do as a typical, everyday human. I'm not talking about becoming omnipotent beyond all definitions of the word; those days were long since passed and the appeal of that kind of lifestyle was lost on me. But I wasn't talking about something like winning the lottery either or traveling to places like Australia Zoo like I always wanted to do; those days had also come and gone for me.

But rather, something like what my old friend Rey AKA Stephan would've wanted; they say hindsight is 20-20 and I realized that was a remarkably accurate saying. Stephan and I were finally in agreement on this whole shebang anyways. I could get a lot more out of a life as a person with finite superpowers than I ever could as my IBIB Counterpart or what have you; not that I had ever grown to hate God powers like what I imagined, but the idea of making any kind of superpower work in many numerous and wonderful ways had taken on a new level of appeal for me.

God, the things I could do with airbending alone, or with the powers of a Mew or something like that. I certainly didn't need to become some heavily vaunted Omni IBIB Counterpart in order to get shit done; hell, I'd be much happier if I ended up with something from the Multiverse, and it only took me twenty-fucking-years to realize this! Honestly, some things were just completely and unnecessarily overkill, and I honestly think the powers of an Omni IBIB would be better off in the hands of a version of me who actually appreciated it.

But even with my dreams of gaining superpowers one day changing quite a bit; the desire to become more than any normal human being could ever be had never left me. Don't get me wrong, I was happy and content with my life, and I had no regrets; Lord knows I had gone and done almost everything I had on my bucket list by now, but my whole life I wanted to lead a life greater than that of any human, a life of true significance. I was content with the peaceful lifestyle I'd chosen if that was all I would ever have, but I also continued to secretly hold out hope for something more, and as the saying goes hope springs eternal, and there ain't nothing wrong with a man who can dream really.

"Ah, Goddammit, a text." I groaned as my new IPhone 35 vibrated suddenly and dragged me out of my dizzying daydream. With the usual texting tone that I set for my nephew Elliot, it was not exactly a head-scratcher who was currently interrupting my fantasy. His texting tone was basically the sound effect of classic Sonic when he collected a few rings. I used my thumbprint to unlock the phone and read whatever my dear, beloved nephew had sent me, and I smirked when I saw what his text message entailed.

'Gaaaaawwwwd! High School is so tedious! I need video games and snackage!' He whined in a melodramatic undertone as I laughed my ass off… before sending him a quick reply.

'Sorry dude, I'm fresh out of snackage, but I can definitely oblige you on the video game front if ya wanna pop on by. Actually, I might make a run to the grocery store before you get here; if you're willing to wait I can get us both something to munch on… but nothing too crazy alright? I don't want your mother on my case for overfeeding you.' Did I say quick reply… I'm sorry; I seem to have forgotten that quick for me is not the same thing as quick for everyone else. After all these years of being constantly pestered by various members of my family in this exact manner and having no choice but to respond; I was finally able to overcome my admittedly horrendous fine motor skills, at least enough to text at the speed of grease lightning.

His reply was instant. 'Fantastic! Yeah, I can wait, and don't worry… I kinda want a Rocket Pop and maybe a diet Iced Tea.' He requested of me while sending several pleading-faced emojis. I shook my head with amused exasperation; as far as snack requests go that was honestly really light, and easy on my wallet to. I sent him a reply that indicated my approval, and got up to head out the front door with my key hung loosely around my neck in a sort of necklace that clicked into place. I was just throwing open the door when I was greeted with a sight that would sear itself onto my mind's eye and more than likely my heart as well forever more.

"Um, are you Thomas Currie by any chance? I was hoping I had the right bachelor unit but I'm worried I might have goofed up the address." Came the prompt, confident opening statement of who had to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life, and what made it even more extraordinary was the fact that her hair was the pinkest shade of Anime-pink I'd ever seen! Did I mention I love pinkettes?! That was a special kind of hair dye she must have been using, and the risque attire she sported as well as the iridescent sheen of her heterochromal, heart-shaped eyes were spot on, but to what I couldn't say for certain. I felt a certain hint of recognition plague my subconscious mind as I tried to remember where I had seen this girl before, but drew a huge blank as I gawked at her like a fish and stood there for 10 full mississippi seconds before I finally recovered enough of my wits to arch an eyebrow at her statement.

"Have we… met somewhere before? I feel like I know you somehow." I wondered with curious eyes; trying to retain at least some modicum of politeness and not rake my eyes over her entire body. This was a temptation that I could hardly resist cuz this chick was extraordinarily beautiful, like I'm talking world beauty pageant beautiful. Her perplexed expression that followed my inquiry was too cute for words, and I would've been bold enough to say it aloud were I not so ridden with confusion myself.

"Don't you recognize me?" She asked me in a somewhat hurt tone, and I searched her face for some sort of clue or hint; desperately trying to place where and when I'd seen her before.

"Should I?" I responded back to her in an equally questioning manner; feeling guilty despite myself and feeling mad for feeling guilty. How was I supposed to know who this person was when I couldn't recognize my own Kindergarten teacher when I saw her one day at the grocery store? It was the way my autistic brain worked people. I struggled a great deal to recognize anyone when they were taken out of context, and I would remember someone as beautiful as this woman, especially in this getup.

She nodded understandingly, though she did still look a bit hurt by my answer. "It's me, Aiyanna." She finally dropped her name, and my eyes widened when she did.

"Forever flowering… endless beauty. It's what I would've named my… daughter, if I were to ever have children." I choked out, surprising myself with how emotionally overwhelmed I was getting as the name of this girl and who she was began to resurface in my long-forgotten memories.

"Aiyanna OIBIB. You went to all this trouble to cosplay as one of my old OC's?" I asked her in a dreamy, dazed tone.

"I'm not cosplaying Tom." She smirked confidently; regaining her spunk, and I grinned gregariously at her.

"Yeah, sure you're not." I winked at her cheekily. I was now 100 percent positive I knew exactly what was going on here as I brought out my phone and sent Elliot another quick text.

"It's my nephew. He was going to come over later today for a video game night with me and some food, but that can totally wait." I informed the girl cosplaying as Aiyanna as she nodded; still standing there with that look of quiet confidence on her face as I explained the situation to Elliot in a ridiculously oversized text message typed at a ridiculously fast pace.

It took less than five seconds for him to reply. 'Damn, I forgot about those stories! You used to be so fixated on them to. Well, if this girl is as hot as you claim and she's taken all this trouble; I say entertain one of your old fans for a while. Our uncle-nephew night can totally wait. Go get er dude. No offense, but you're not getting any younger, and you could do with a nice girl in your life. Just make damn sure she's the age of majority. I can't have my gullible uncle being incarcerated for unknowingly courting a minor.' ;)

I blushed up a storm at the implications in Elliot's message, but was grateful that he let me have my time with this girl as I gave her a reassuring smile and widened the opening in my ajar door to admit her. "You're free to come inside. Though I've gotta warn you my only refreshments are green tea and some wafer cookies. I was about to head out to get some more snacks but that was before you paid me a visit." I invitingly stated as she flashed me a grateful smile and strode into my humble abode without any further preamble. Honestly, I was surprised by how quickly she just waltzed in here. It was almost like she trusted me completely or simply didn't care if I was some kind of creep looking to get into her pants.

"I've gotta be honest. I haven't thought about those stories in years. I kind of lost touch with my love for Godlike characters and Omni Powers, not to the point that I hate them mind you, but enough to wonder why I put so much stock on them." I admitted airily as she made herself comfortable without hesitation and took a seat on my couch as I launched myself into the seat beside her in that dramatic cannonball way I loved doing. Honestly, the number of couches I'd gone through doing that were insane, but it was good for a laugh or two.

Aiyanna was surprised by this admission of mine, but recovered quickly. "An interesting way of looking at it, but I suppose I can't fault you. Such a life is not for everyone." She idly told me, as though I didn't already know, but believe me I did know.

"Look, I'll get straight to the crux of the matter. I'm flattered you went all out for this. If memory serves me you've got the appearance of my OC Aiyanna down to the letter T. Your heart-shaped eyes look amazing by the way. But I'd like it if we could just talk or have a cup of tea or something. You seem like a nice young woman, and trust me, you didn't need to resort to cosplay in order to befriend me. But, if you wanna talk about my characters a little or do some kind of roleplay then I'm afraid I must disappoint you. I honestly don't remember enough about most of my characters to be any good for that anyways." I whispered in a nervous tone. I couldn't help it, but I was intimidated by the sheer beauty this woman literally radiated, as well as the aura of quiet confidence she exuded. Hers was a beauty that made other men jealous, and I tended to shy away from such powerful feelings. Even more insane was the idea that she could actually be into me that way, though why she thought cosplaying as Aiyanna was a surefire way to get with me I honestly don't know.

As if in response to my thoughts, a mysterious smile graced her immaculate facial features. "Like I said before, I'm not cosplaying Tom. I'm really Aiyanna OIB2. Everything you ever wrote about is the real deal, and for all of your lacking love for the powers of an OIBIB Counterpart, your potential as one is truly incredible." She responded in such an all-knowing tone that my eyebrows furrowed of their own accord. She was a really convincing actress to, that honestly sounded extremely believable. Her delivery was as flawless as her appearance. I decided to humor her just the same.

"Even if that were true, then show, don't tell. Talk is cheap Aiyanna, and actions speak louder than words. Perhaps a demonstration would clear this whole matter up. I should warn you however, that I've seen some really startling and amazing clairvoyance acts on America's Got Talent so you'd have to give me something truly out of this world to allay my skepticism." I informed her. She looked at me with a smile before summoning a Pokeball to her hand from out of thin air and opening it. My eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as the iconic sound of a Pokeball opening up along with a beam of white light flashing in my living room bombarded my senses.

That shit looked way too realistic to be a hologram, and I watched in abject awe and wonder as a non-translucent, non-holographic Shuckle materialized from the orb of white light right on my living-room carpet.

O_O was the face I was currently sporting, and considering what just happened that was understandable. The Shuckle was looking straight at me with an intelligence and depth to its beady black eyes that I somehow knew no amount of holographic technology could emulate. Aiyanna giggled as I approached the Shuckle in an obvious stupor; desperate for the privilege of touching it and feeling its warmth and life force with my own senses.

The Shuckle leaned into my touch as I managed to tentatively stroke its head; it's smooth, leathery skin almost feverish to the touch as my other hand found its way along the significantly coarser, osteoderm-like texture of its carapace.

"I… don't believe this." I whispered with pure, unbridled awe; unquantifiable in its depth and magnitude as I continued petting my first real-life Pokemon ever.

"Believe it Thomas, believe with all your heart and soul. Cuz this is what you wanted, isn't it? To explore the infinite possibilities of the Omega Omnisphere and beyond?" Aiyanna smiled in an endeared way, finding my unmistakable incredulity adorable.

"This is amazing. How are you doing this?" I asked her, still too shocked to punctuate my statements with exclamation points just yet. My voice was barely above a whisper as Aiyanna giggled.

"If you need more proof, I'd be happy to show you." She obligingly offered, but I shook my head negatively. This was more than enough proof, and the level of interaction this Shuckle provided me with was more than any non-sentient computer program could imitate.

"Why are you here?" I asked.

"To make you the offer of becoming an IBIB version of yourself; an Omni IBIB Counterpart of tomorrow. A second generation of Supreme Omnidonae has started, and we want you as a part of it. Well, as much of a part of it as you'd be willing to be." Aiyanna informed me in a no-nonsense tone as my eyes bulged to cartoon-like proportions.

"You want me to become all that?! Wouldn't it be better to save that kind of power for a version of me who would appreciate it more?" I couldn't keep the long-forgotten excitement out of my tone even as I asked this. Even if I'd outgrown my need for Godlike powers, there was always a part of my inner child that squealed with delight at the mere thought of it. The sheer number of people I could improve the lives of; the civilizations I could rescue, the terrible creatures I could defeat! It was all so infinite and thoroughgoing and grandiose, which is exactly why it was better suited to someone who hadn't spent a lifetime learning to settle for something a little less alien. Still, I couldn't deny there was any part of me that wasn't tempted.

"Sometimes yes, but it doesn't always work like that Thomas. Often the best people for a position of power are the ones who don't strive for it, but rather bear the mantle because they must, and find to their surprise that they wear it well. I'm not saying you have to stay an Omni IBIB Counterpart 100 percent of the time, or that you even have to be one for most of the time, but if you should ever need to defend yourselves or the people you love against our common enemy then you'll have everything you need inside of you to do so. Besides, we need all the help we can get, and no matter how infrequently you grace us with the full force of your legacy; we'll always be grateful for your support however small it may be.

We have a Herpetology Goddess version of Serena McIntyre who spends at least half of her time as a stage one Goddess instead of Stage 7.5; which you and I both know is Omni IBIB Tier. And honestly, we make do just fine with the people we have and the contributions they are willing to make toward our collective cause; whether big or small. So, you don't ever have to feel obligated to stay an Omni IBIB when you aren't needed for a battle; nor should you ever feel obligated to not settle for a lower tier superpower should you feel the urge to do so.

Honestly Thomas, you've come to us at a really good time; the Supreme Omnidonae Pantheon is at the height of its power, and even with the war that's going on we needn't anything else really. You might not even be needed on the front lines much if ever, but my daddy always says there's no such thing as overkill and you can never be too careful. I guess for paranoia's sake, and the fact that you would be good for extra insurance if we should ever need it. But apart from that, you're free to do whatever you want, go wherever you please, and even mate with anybody you like." Aiyanna winked at me at the last part as I flushed. I took a moment to consider her words while absentmindedly stroking the very living, breathing Shuckle with my right hand. The fact that she managed to say all that without losing her breath amazed me; her inhuman lung capacity was yet another nail in the coffin of my rapidly dissolving skepticism.

After several long moments of due consideration; I arrived at my answer and nodded, an approving smile on my face. "I suppose I can accept those terms; so long as you and all of your fellow Supreme Omnidonae respect that I plan to follow my own path, and that I intend to use my absolute powers only as a last resort and even then I won't do so without first going through every other alternative firsthand. Being able to do everything and anything is a trap, a lure that is more trouble than it's worth; I want no part of such a lifestyle except for the necessary bare minimum. If I am to accept your offer; I need you to understand this. I will help you guys when, and only when, you truly need it; other than that I think Stephan and I will stick to being Poke'Hybrids. Don't think for a second that I'm not giving him powers as well the second I walk out of here with my new abilities." I proclaimed as Aiyanna hid her smile behind her hand; nodding with zeal as she snapped her fingers.

Immediately my surroundings warped and changed in the blink of an eye, and I wasn't ashamed to admit I screamed like a little girl as the endless vortex of lightning I knew as the ZOF Realm swirled all around us; the couch Aiyanna was sitting on, Aiyanna herself, Shuckle, and my screaming arse the only corporeal things in this realm as far as the eye could see. My eyes widened as the lightning began to gravitate towards me on Aiyanna's silent command; lancing through my skin as I braced for unendurable pain. I was amazed when I didn't feel anything more or less than the slightest of static shocks; my eyes shooting open with shock upon realizing that Aiyanna was nullifying the intensity of this experience for me.

"By the authority invested by the Supreme Omnidonae, and by me; I hereby command the ZOF to endow this version of Thomas Currie with the collective power of every IB title in existence. So mote it be." Aiyanna chanted as the impossibly polychromal forks of ionic energy and astrophysical jets painted my vision from all sides and struck me down, around, front-to-back, side-to-side, and from directions that defied all known conceptualizations of three-dimensional space… I couldn't for the life of me fathom where those lightning bolts came from, but I was strangely unharmed, which was honestly a huge relief.

I felt energy though; imagine the biggest endorphin rush of your life mixed with sugar, caffeine, and adrenaline rushes to go with… then multiply that feeling by whatever innumerable value. You still wouldn't be anywhere close to comprehending the level of manic energy I currently felt pervading every system of my existence. What's even weirder still was how hard and fast my heart was beating; the rate at which it was going now should've been more than enough to induce a panic attack, but once again I felt fine… like this whole experience was my new norm and I had no issue accepting it.

The kaleidoscopic light-show ended sooner than I would've liked as we returned to my sector of the ZOF Realm; namely my living room. I barely had time to process the fact that I had all the power and potential of the ZOF and every ZOF Master/IB Counterpart coursing through me before I sensed Aiyanna getting up and walking over to me- her Shuckle having returned himself sometime during my first look at the ZOF Realm-. She met my gaze with a smug little smile on her face just as my eyes began acclimating to their all-seeing status, and wrapped her arm around my neck before pulling me close and landing a soul-searing kiss on my lips. My all-seeing eyes widened and my pupils dilated as I felt every microscopic movement of her body as it moulded mine in a way that I didn't even know was possible. How could two people ever fit so well together?

I quickly realized this was no ordinary kiss on Aiyanna's part; for an even greater surge of power than the ZOF Realm struck me all the way to the core the second her lips met mine in a heated frenzy. I felt the Sovereign Energy of the Supreme Omnidonae pantheon rewriting every aspect of my existence as I fell in love with Aiyanna that very moment; an eternity of blazing passion and unquantifiable intimacy squeezed into the span of that one, world-shattering kiss as my fists clenched and my every muscle fibre tensed with equal parts anticipation for what was to come and disheartenment that this epic makeout session was to end too soon for my liking.

There was no countless bouts of insanity, no dancing and dying a thousand times; no flying into the wind and the fire… there was only a rush of unfathomable power and the heated emotions that first kisses often distilled into first-time lovers. Sovereign Omnipotence didn't even begin to describe what I was going through now, and for one heart-stopping moment; I could almost understand why so many Supreme Omnidonae got off on this sort of rush… there was very little else like it. I was aware of every bird and blade of grass throughout my entire world; aware of everything in my apartment building, every fly on every wall, and every microscopic detail of the subatomic ZOF Realm. My God, this was insane; I could never even begin to describe it in a way that truly did this situation justice.

I could somehow feel the number of base pairs, chromosomal pairs, and everything else in my every DNA strand expanding to infinite levels. My genetic structure became infinitely malleable, programmable, and all-encompassing all at the same time… allowing me to become the Supreme Paragon of any and every species and individual of every species. My single human heart became the everlasting organ of an OIB2 Counterpart; which then became 2, then 4, 16, ten octillion, ad infinitum and beyond.

This boundaryless number also became the norm for how many OIB2 Counterpart brains I had as well as how many backup central nervous systems, testicles, and prostate glands; all while managing to still look completely human on the outside. Infinities within endless sets of endless infinities expanded within every aspect of my entire being, and such was the case for my number of souls and infinite mindscapes as well. There was all kinds of other changes I went through as well, but I trust you don't need too much more beyond what I told you.

Our kiss ended just as Aiyanna finished deifying me, and I gingerly touched a finger to my lips as a surge of bliss swept me over. That was my first kiss! I mean, technically I've had cheek kisses from my childhood crush way back in the heyday but that was my first real kiss, and what a fucking hot kiss it was to. I didn't even know my lips could mold another's like that. Aiyanna giggled at my reaction; flashing me a saucy wink and a seductive smile.

"How do you feel?" She whispered; her voice countless decibel-levels beneath a whisper, and yet I still fucking heard her.

"Amazing! I'm almost sorry I have to nerf my capabilities now… almost." I teased her back in response; my skepticism dead and buried for centuries by this point. She grinned up at me, and I became intensely aware of just how close she was still standing to me as she walked right into me; nuzzling herself against my significantly larger pectorals as she sighed with bliss. I could see her properly now. She was radiating a glowing pink glamor, an aura of absolute, transcendent beauty that I realized she'd shielded me from when I was still mortal.

I was glad she did, because as I beheld her now I realized I was gazing upon one of the most beautiful Goddesses in all of the ZOF Realm, and she could've done anything to me with it. Even now, I was heavily resistant to her divine, omnipotent allure, but not completely immune. OIBIB-tier Goddesses were the omni-embodiments and collective physiologies of every Love and Beauty Goddess as well as everyone and everything thing across the ZOFR, represented on the IBIB level of infinity. This meant that her absolute beauty was maximally matchless.

"Before you do that, and before you go off gallivanting to show your friends all that you've become… can you do me the honor of making love to me?" She cooed with sinful delight while whispering seductively in my ear. I was pretty sure I had just died during those moments; my infinite sets of countless hearts all gave a machine-gun drumbeat inside my chest as my brain took a moment to process the sheer enormity of what she had just requested of me.

"Huh?" I muttered unintelligibly, prompting another one of her sugary giggles as she inclined her head upwards and her lips met mine once more. This time it transitioned into a French kiss as her tongue met mine in a frenetic battle dance. She pulled away before I had time to properly enjoy the moment; a trail of saliva connecting our mouths as her lips left my own with a resounding pop.

"You heard me, I want you to fuck me out of my mind until I can't walk straight." She whispered seductively. I would've had to have been completely asexual not to get a hard-on in response to that. Especially since my Supreme Omnidony energies amplified my sex drive endless levels beyond any and all other Sex Gods.

"That's really forward of you." I couldn't help but comment, but I certainly wasn't about to complain. Maybe I reminded her of her daddy who also happened to be her mate and was also my IBIB self-insert. Whatever the reasoning was I wasn't about to question it. I also remembered that his most recent regeneration had left him as a woman, and an IBIB version of Sephie Deviluke at that. Deciding to make use of my newfound Godhood, I opted to set the mood as my somewhat trashed apartment bedroom was replaced by 5-star hotel room that neither of us paid for and I teleported us into. The king-sized mattress was just right, and would suit my purpose wonderfully as I slowly laid her down on the bed and leaned over top of her.

A look of silent understanding passed between us as I gazed upon her innocent-looking facial expression; understanding that this wasn't her first time in the sack but it was her first time with someone other than her he/she father/mother and her actual mother. If there was ever anything about the Supreme Omnidonae I approved of; it was their lack of prejudism towards incestuous relationships and just a lack of prejudice in general. There was no longer any need for words now; we communicated solely with our eyes, a trait I realized was her Unquantifiable Bonding Phenomena/UBP Signature expanding to include me in her forever mates.

I realized then and there that she was my first mate; my first Unquantifiable Soulmate, which meant that no matter how little we knew each other right now… our togetherness would truly last forever. I may have preferred to stay non-omnipotent, but I was an Omni IBIB Counterpart in all the ways that mattered including the ways of the heart, and I would be damned if I didn't take the opportunity to add this wonderful woman to my own harem. Deciding to try a technique I remembered Melanie using back when Stephan and I did that Christmas RP together; I teleported our clothes off of us in the blink of an eye and got my first real look at Aiyanna's unmentionables.

Lemon Start...

C-Cup breasts greeted my lustrous gaze; along with an enviable hourglass figure hinted at by her midriff exposing crop top, but which I could only fully appreciate in her current state of undress. She flushed feverishly at the intensity of my endlessly longing gaze; a feeling of embarrassment pervading her as she subconsciously moved her arms up to cover her chest. My eyes took on a tender look as my face hovered over hers.

"Aiyanna… you're so beautiful." I whispered with absolute reverence, before bringing her into another heart-throbbing kiss of immensity, passion, and lust. She immediately relaxed in response to my tender ministrations, and with a smile that went unnoticed by her due to our locked lips; my left hand traced itself down her body in a slow, deliberate stroke until it settled on the nub of her honeypot… which I gently flicked to gauge her reaction. She literally jolted in my embrace; her muscles spasming slightly as her eyes shot open and I gave her a cheeky grin as her full-body blush returned full force despite her previous forwardness and quiet confidence. But she didn't try to stop me as I continued fingering the nub of her clit with my inhumanly deft, dexterous fingers; my fine motor skills now infinitely augmented beyond human normas rather than impaired like they were in my mortal life.

Every part of my anatomy was screaming at me to fuck her senseless, but I ignored them for now and continued pleasuring her; she said she wanted me to make love to her so I was going to make love. Casual, carnal sex was all fine and good, but I wanted to ensure she was truly into this before I took the plunge- yes, that pun was completely intended.

I was still surprised by the prospect of having an uncountable number of brains and hearts, and those hearts were pounding like crazy inside of my dimensionally expanded interior, increasing my already insanely high endorphin levels; which were endless levels higher than any human body could produce. I would be disinclined to change the potency of my sex drive but I doubted that possessing such an infinite number of brains was strictly necessary; I might keep the hearts though… after all, the heart was the physical manifestation of one's emotions, and if I wanted my capacity to love someone to be limitless then…

I broke off from my train of thought as I refocused on the task at hand; holding Aiyanna in place as she continued squirming slightly and I continued to finger-fuck her like it was going out of style. I barely penetrated at all, and the point of this endeavor was to drive her wild with sexual frustration; so that I could take her without any resistance.

"Ahhhh… Thomas! Please, for the love of all that is holy… STOP TEASING ME AND GET TO THE GOOD PART ALREADY!" She screamed with eyes glazed over with lust; I grew a savage grin… that was exactly what I wanted to hear.

"Your wish is my command gorgeous." I smirked at her, and she huffed with slight indignance as I positioned my much-larger-than-ever hot rod above her copiously dripping snatch… her love canal begging to be taken as I threw all caution to the wind and dropped myself on top of her with all of my weight. I knew she was more than powerful to take everything I dished out and give it back to me in spades, so I sheathed my cock inside of her in one go and with sufficient precision to hit her in all of the best places.

My eyes bulged at the fact that I had just had my virginity taken, and by a woman with a vagina tighter than any I could've imagined; she was squeezing me in all the right ways and in all the right areas and I had to summon all of my willpower just to keep from climaxing then and there. Fuck, this felt so Goddamn good! Why the hell wasn't I getting my rocks off every chance I got? Oh yeah, I remember… because of my damn antidepressants! Well, farewell to those cocksuckers now; I didn't need them anymore.

I took one last longing look at Aiyanna's face which was scrunched up in sheer, unrepentant rapture; before I begin to thrust in and out of her… gradually gaining speed with each successive grind as the pink-haired beauty's face contorted into a gasp of total ecstasy. My toes curled and uncurled in a rhythmic, repetitive motion as I drilled into her with relentless abandon; the wet plaps caused by our joining nether regions echoing pervasively throughout the entire hotel room I'd procured for us for the night.

"Holy FUCK, almighty! That feels… really, really good! Don't stop, PLEASE!" Aiyanna screamed at me at the top of her lungs, and thankfully I had soundproofed the walls, the windows, and the doors right on time as her screaming rattled the entire room. I got even more turned on by the realization that she was a screamer; that always got my motor running and I would be damned if I didn't continue to elicit such a strong reaction from her. Aiyanna began thrusting upwards from her position on the bed; meeting my own gyrations half-way as our Ungodly strength threatened to put the bed-frame through the floor. Thankfully, I was instinctively adding layers of protection to the floors in order to keep them indestructible; it was weird that I could do shit like that on a purely instinctual level despite having my powers for mere minutes but I chalked it up to the perks of being an Omni IBIB Counterpart. I was going to nerf my abilities, but for now I might as well enjoy them while making love to the sexiest pink-haired Goddess I've ever seen.

"Holy shit!" I yelled frantically, unable to believe how much her vagina was both gripping me and permitting me to nail her as fast as XLR8, or a +6 speed boosted Deoxys in its quickest form. There was so much natural lubrication that my comings and goings were almost effortless, but even still there was a tightness to her that held steady even as I continued stretching her to her limit.

I was beyond any further cries of pleasure at this point; continuing to grind her as fast as was reasonably possible for my nerfed mindset; though I knew I could screw her way harder and way faster than this… there was no need for me to do so.

"Fuck! FUCK! FUCK!" Aiyanna swore as her vagina suddenly and without warning halted any further movements by me; becoming so impossibly tight that continuing to grind her became impossible, even with the lubrication provided by her Aphrodisiac-infused vaginal fluids. Somewhere within the pleasure-hazed catacombs of my own mind; I was aware of the fact that Aiyanna was already beginning to climax, and I grinned on instinct as she began convulsing heavily on my virgin dick as her vaginal walls imploded on my meat.

I was met with the full force of her female ejaculation equivalent as she screamed unintelligibly and at such a shrill pitch that she would've shattered every glass substance in the entire ZOF Realm if I didn't contain our throes of passion within this room. The extra lubrication along with the highly potent aphrodisiacs contained within her vaginal liquids proved to be my own undoing. My 13-inch pornstar shaft would've reared back like an anaconda coiling to strike had it been able to move that far, but nevertheless I felt it shuddering in what was undeniably the hardest, most satisfying, and painfully intense orgasm of my entire existence. My balls felt like they blew off an uncountable number of times over, and my dick seemed to convulse for an eternity as I shot 20, no 30 ropes of cum deep inside of her womb… honestly; I lost count somewhere in the mid-thirties. I was too busy screaming my head off in mind-fucking orgasmic pleasure.

I finally came down from my orgasmic seventh-heaven after what felt like forever, and let me tell you; you ain't never cum so hard in your life as I did in those moments. That shit was absolutely crazy, and while I may have outgrown my adoration for Godlike characters; Omnidony Sex was something I did right when first designing my characters. I pulled my love juice-coated dick out of Aiyanna's literally pulsating vagina with a thick line of cum connecting our respective nether-regions as I rolled over onto the enormous bed beside her; the both of us panting despite our otherwise bottomless lung capacity, and basking in the post-orgasmic afterglow.

"Holy... shhhhhit!" I practically shouted.

"Yeah." Aiyanna agreed, and the both of us looked at each other with bedroom eyes before bursting into a fit of giddy giggles.

"Man, you were beyond amazing your first time! This was absolutely incredible, but I'm not done with you yet Thomas; not even close…" Aiyanna's giggle transitioned into something much more seductive and fun; a predatory gleam in her eyes as she and I became equally aware of the fact that I was still hard… a testament of my boundless stamina as an IBIB Counterpart.

Aiyanna smirked a bit before adjusting her position slightly on the foot of the bed; using her powers to move me further up it so that my head almost touched the pillow and telekinetically lifting my legs up into the air. I was surprised when my legs were suddenly locked in that position in midair; just standing there with my butt directly in her eye-line. What was even stranger was that my body was perfectly comfortable just sitting like that; no sign of fatigue or anything from holding that position for long, but that was a gift of my newfound Godhood as well I suppose.

My eyes were wide open and watching her every moment intently; so it came as no surprise when they contracted even larger still when her tongue began to probe at my rectum… gently brushing up and down like a painter going over every detail of his canvas, lubricating it nice and proper as my world exploded. I knew what was coming next and my hearts couldn't take it; Aiyanna sure didn't screw around when it came to giving her lovers as much pleasure as possible. The fact that this was technically incest was not lost on me; she was the daughter of one of my own doppelgangers, albeit one that was already regenerated at the time of her birth but still… that being said, in this particular situation that only served to make me even harder still.

My whole body clenched and squeezed with the pleasurable equivalent of labor contractions; Aiyanna's tongue began to probe deeper and penetrate in and out, harder and faster as my toes continually curled and uncurled and my fists constantly clenched the blankets and relinquished them in a repetitive mantra. Everything about this was just so unbelievably naughty, and I fucking adored every second of it as her impossibly warm, wet, velvety-smooth tongue fucked my poor virgin asshole and prostate gland for all she was worth. Her tongue was darting in and out at an unbelievable pace of inhuman rapidity; striking my significantly engorged prostate gland over and over again with surgical precision, while her hand snaked its way around my locked legs and fastened itself around my uncontrollably twitching erection.

'Oh fuuuuuck! I'm GONNA DIE!' I screamed inwardly as my infinite number of hearts created a never-ending drumbeat in my entire body that pulsated in tandem with the orgasmic convulsions currently ripping my ass and dick apart. Aiyanna was working my prostate gland like a pro; her technique was flawlessly refined, no doubt from years of giving my doppelganger the same type of treatment. She started jerking me off in a rhythmic motion; her strokes fast and furious and in time with her continuous tongue-fucking of my rump.

I fisted the comforters and the bedsheets as tight as I could and my teeth clenched almost painfully hard; my toes were curling tighter now and my feet articulating every which way in midair, all in some futile effort to ride out these waves of absolute ecstasy for as long as possible. Fuck, I was so… close, close to the finish line after the biggest race of my entire life. Aiyanna sensed it as well, and did something to me that I'm pretty sure would've killed me a thousand times over had I still been even the slightest bit mortal… she buried her tongue and her mouth in my anus as far as it could go; along with much of her face as she held her position there and somehow managed to pull at my prostate gland with her tongue and teeth just enough to draw it inside her mouth and suckle on it as hard as she could.

"JESUS FUUUUUUUUCK!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I came completely undone; my everything exploding as my dick unloaded a ceaseless flood of cum-shots with orgasmic intensity that no human could ever survive experiencing. My Omni IBIB powers flared up slightly as my pleasure brought me to a level beyond my individual existence; temporarily placing me in the IBIB equivalent of a literal Nirvana state for all of 10-seconds before I managed to return to the here and now somehow.

The moment she had started suckling on my fucking prostate gland; she had destroyed me in every possible and impossible way… all the best ways. How she did it, I haven't the foggiest fucking idea; the sheer logistics involved with such a feat were absolutely mind-boggling to contemplate and should not have been physically possible in any way, shape, or form, at least not without causing me unendurable, potentially fatal agony. But perhaps it had something to do with interior dimension expansion this or wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey that. There was always some method to these guys' madness, but I was done trying to figure them out and simply accepted this, and fuck if I didn't get a better rimjob than I ever could've dreamed of for that acceptance.

I finally managed to come down from whatever state of Nirvana Aiyanna brought me to just now after what felt like literally forever, and I realized that for all my new powers I was panting breathlessly, sweating quite profusely, and most obvious of all was that my dick was completely flaccid despite the so called inexhaustible sexual energy of the Supreme Omnidonae pantheon. But then again, after a rimjob like that; how the fuck could anyone have it in them to go another round again almost right off the bat?!

Aiyanna grinned up at me cheekily as her face came out of my ass and my locked legs were finally allowed to fall down ever so slowly onto the bed beside her as she crawled up next to me; a smug little smile on her face that was remarkably similar to my own, even if her jaw structure and even her lips were more like her mother Yancy IBIB's. I simply gazed at her in lovestruck wonder; unable to wrap my head around what just happened but somehow managing to find my voice despite my awed incredulity.

"How did you do that?! I thought we were supposed to have eternal libidos or something?! Also, I won't even ask how you did that thing with your mouth around my male g-spot; because I'm almost too disturbed by the implications to bother asking, not that I'm complaining of course. But seriously Aiyanna… I feel like a mortal would've after being fully sexually satisfied, and I can somehow tell you didn't Nerf my sex drive or anything so yeah…" I curiously questioned her; prompting a flirtatious giggle from her as she rolled over onto her side as I did and we locked gazes with each other… the bedroom eyes from before returning with a vengeance on both our faces as she hastened to explain.

"Well, it's something to do with the techniques I've picked up over the years combined with the potency of my own aphrodisiacs that are naturally produced in both my salivary glands and vaginal lubricants. I've made it a sort of goal to have it so that every fellow IBIB Counterpart I get down and dirty with always leaves our bed with their voracious sexual appetites properly sated. It's become a matter of pride with me, and that technique I demonstrated with your prostate gland is just one of many extreme methods to ensure I leave an everlasting impression on any Soulmate or even casual sex partner I have fun with during my endless adventures." She cooed in response; her voice soft and as smooth as the finest silk.

"Well, you've definitely left an impression on me; I'll never forget this time we've shared together Aiyanna. In fact, since we're on the subject now I was thinking about asking you to come with me. With the proper use of your omnipresence there's no doubt in my mind that you could be with my counterpart and out adventuring with me on the less infinite side of things at the same time. What do you say Aiyanna; you wanna come with me? You might even gain more perspective on how non ZOFed or non Supreme Omnidonae do things." I offered before I could stop myself; not that I wanted to stop myself though. She was nice, she was sweet, funny, fun, and absolutely Godlike in the sack; what was not to like about having her along with me?

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When she didn't answer right away I carried on speaking unprompted. "I mean, you might find it boring how scaled down everything is compared to how you're used to fighting and what not; you don't have to come with me all the time though, and I can come visit you on your end of the ZOF Realm to I suppose. Hey, meeting Aaarti and all of the other second generation Supreme Omnidonae is definitely on my to-do list in the future; so no need to worry about that. But still, I know I'm probably asking for a lot to ask for your time and companionship like this, but after what we just shared together I…" I broke off when Aiyanna suddenly shushed me by placing a finger gently against my lips; her heterochromal, heart-shaped irises dazzling and sparkling with euphoria of otherworldly vibrancy. Gods, she was so beyond beautiful.

"You talk every bit as much as my daddy. And don't be silly; of course I'm coming with you ya big goof. Even if we didn't just share such a beautiful lovemaking session together I would wanna come with you. I've been wanting to live a little bit of life on the other side of the spectrum as well, with actual limitations in place for this manifestation of mine you see right here. Granted, I probably won't uphold my restrictions as strongly as you will; especially not if your life is in actual danger or something.

I won't let your stubbornness be the death of you Thomas; as long as you understand that then we can travel together forever more if you like. I'm happy to go anywhere with you and just have fun, following my passion, and living life to the fullest. Aaarti isn't the only one who doesn't like her life stagnating; I'm always looking for new ways to liven it up as it were.

And besides, living life with actual, proper restrictions in place can be just as fun as the endlessly transcendent infinities of the Supreme Omnidonae; my friendship with the HG version of Serena McIntyre has taught me that. You might get a kick out of her as well; fuck, she may even come along for the ride alongside us to. I've grown to be almost as close to her as I am to Aaarti, and believe me that's a pretty competitive field because Aaarti is honestly my closest friend, but Serena just gets me you know? I think you and her would get along extremely well together if you know what I mean…" She remarked suggestively while waggling her eyebrows as I rolled my eyes in a good natured way.

"That's fair enough Aiyanna… absolutely fair enough. I suppose I would need someone to step up to the plate when I refuse to; because honestly, I'm not always going to know when it's the ideal time for me to manifest my more Hax-ass powers, and if I get injured badly enough I might not be coherent enough to make good decisions. So, can I count on you to be my official shield and provide extra healing and coverage should I be unable to properly look after myself and my nerfed powers?" I requested of her a bit theatrically, and she nodded without hesitation while positively beaming at me.

"From now on, you can always count on me as your ally, your friend, your lover, and so much more besides that. You felt it to I'm guessing; the Unquantifiable Bonding Phenomena linking us together?" She asked me for clarification as I nodded. It was kind of hard not to notice it; I already felt self-assured enough in her presence that I could easily share my deepest, most intimate secrets with this girl and lay my soul bare without worrying about her thinking any less of me. And I had only known her in real-life actuality for what… half an hour?

Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking; one can't seriously fall in love with someone after only knowing them for half a motherfucking hour, but Supreme Omnidonae relationships didn't adhere to the same basic rules of time as a human's. For one thing, our continuous, unconscious use of Supreme Omnidonae Relativity during the act of making love or what have you could allow us to literally squeeze in an eternity of love, passion, understanding, and intimacy in a single Planck Instant, and getting to know things about each other like our respective backstories and what not could come at any given time and occur just as quickly.

You really couldn't hold a Supreme Omnidony to human standards in ANY respect; though in my case I did try to base my morals at least somewhat loosely around those I had as a mortal. And even that wasn't one hundred percent true; because when it came to things like incest and harems I had no trouble whatsoever transcending above my human, Earthly way of thinking.

"That means a lot to me… thank you Aiyanna; thank you for everything." I sighed dreamily like a lovestruck schoolgirl. Her response to that was to throw me a flawless, close-eyed Anime smile and giggle adorably; no doubt aware of how much I loved hearing the sound of her voice IRL. She was like Yancy in that she sounded like Starfire or Nia Teppelin's voice actor, but somehow she also managed to take it in her own direction and add a naturally sensual, seductive overtone to it, the perfect nexus point between childlike and erotic. This made her sound more like a woman and less like a girl the way Nia's VA for did her 14-year-old self in Gurren Lagann's first season.

"No problem, though you're not quite out of the woods yet I'll bet. You've gotta tell your family of your recent changes, or at least Stephan and Elliot; you owe them both that much at least." She reminded me as I nodded. I was already working up the courage to try and reveal my secret to my whole family; including my mom and my two younger sisters among others. Aiyanna could sense my nervousness building up inside of me as she enclosed my hand with her own; offering me a reassuring and gentle squeeze as I heaved a heavy sigh and braced myself. I knew this was not going to be a fun conversation and there would be shouts and freak-outs among everyone present in my family.

"Don't worry, I'll be right there by your side to help you explain everything to them." She promised me with a whisper, and I nodded with a small but sincere smile.

"Thanks again, just keep in mind that they're not likely to be as receptive to the idea of us in a relationship if they know we're technically father and daughter; so try and keep the incestuous nature of our relationship a secret from my mom and sisters at least. Elliot and Stephan are cool; we can tell those two anything, but my sisters and my mom have had traumatic experiences in their pasts that will make them likely to blow up at the prospect of us, and what we ought to be to each other versus what we are in actuality. We're already going to be freaking them out enough as it is." I explained to her as she cooed sweetly.

"Don't worry, I wasn't going to tell them. I'd rather them see me as your Soulmate than your counterpart's daughter anyways; cuz that was always the relationship I'd rather have with you compared to something more platonic." She replied to me in that deliciously sweet voice of hers. I nodded with more confidence this time around, though I was still nervous. Honestly, I had a feeling Stephan and Elliot would be much more cool with this compared to the rest of my family, but it was something I had to do. No matter if my mother and sisters saw me differently; I knew if I didn't take this opportunity to be what I now was I would regret it forever more.

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Several long, exhausting hours later…

"Thanks for having my back in there you two." I said to Aiyanna and my 15-year-old nephew after we had exited my mom and Beezer's house; Aiyanna winking at me as we sat together on the veranda and Elliot nodding a bit dazedly, still beyond shocked by what I had just said and done back inside there. Understandably, my family had been more than just a tad skeptical when I not only introduced Aiyanna as my girlfriend, but also told them about what happened to me. The fact that I had seemingly regressed in age by over a decade and carried myself with confidence did little to sway them; they all needed hard, irrefutable evidence of what I could do, and so I showed them, as did Aiyanna.

Cate was living on her own with her husband Matthew Byma, and as my youngest sister, she and I had always had a sort of understanding of one another. The instant I demonstrated my powers to her by using Wingardium Leviosa she'd been instantly won over. She always was as big of a Harry Potter nut as I was, and honestly; she took it so much better than mom and Beezy did.

My mom, and formerly my aunt-turned-adoptive-mom Suzanne Currie; was an analytical woman who had a very firm set of beliefs. She was a realist first and foremost, and anything that challenged everything she thought she knew was not easy for her to accept. Though giving her undeniable proof had at least opened her mind, it also had the added effect of freaking her out somewhat. She actually took it the worst out of everyone and had to retreat into her room as culture shock took over and she cried her heart out.

Beezy aka Beezer aka Elizabeth Currie was more stunned than she was frightened, though with Cate's help along with Elliot and Aiyanna we were able to calm her down from her initial freakout. I think I helped a bit by pulling a Rapunzel from the movie Tangled and said 'please don't freak out' with the same facial expression, voice, and everything else. She fucking loved that movie.

Stephan on the other hand, was beside himself with ecstasy, and took it the best of them all in my opinion. True to my promise from long, long ago; I gave him the power to use the Beast Matrix to become an Alpha-level Phoenix Dragon… making him Multiverse + in terms of his powers. It was a concept that he had invented a long, long time ago, and one that I had brought to life for him in this universe just like I promised I would. I created a version of the Beast Matrix for him to use on our Earth; so that certain people who were able and willing to become beasts/beastmen were able to do so. He was somewhat jealous that I got the powers I wanted before he did, but he got over it quickly just as I expected him to. We had some really good laughs, and I had proceeded to tell the rest of my family as well after that point.

Fast-forward to the present, and I was standing outside my mom and sister's house in Thunder Bay, Ontario; standing on the veranda looking over the front yard with Aiyanna and Elliot to give the others some time to get over their shock. My meta luck had ensured that Cate happened to be visiting at the time I had gone over to reveal my powers; so I didn't have to reveal my secret anymore times after this. No doubt she would tell her husband Byma as well; he was as big of a dork as we both were and I don't think he would take it too bad. If anything, he'd probably be jealous like Stephan was and to a lesser extent Cate.

"Wow, jeez… when you texted me and said some pinkette had dropped by to visit; this is not what I was expecting." Elliot sighed with slight exhaustion as I chuckled.

"Yeah, this is some pretty trippy shit, but I couldn't be happier for it to be my reality now." I grinned at him in response, and he offered me a shaky smile in exchange.

"I'm happy that you're happy uncle. Despite my shock, I can at least say I'm glad you get to live the sort of life you always dreamed of." He admitted sincerely, and my hearts soared with bliss upon hearing that.

"It means a lot to me that you would say that. I just hope your mom, granny, and Aunt Cate eventually feel the same way." I admitted with equal parts hope and dread; wondering if my mom might get so freaked out that she'd call the cops or something. That was the last thing I wanted to happen, and if it did I may have to leave Earth prematurely without giving my family a proper goodbye/sendoff. I didn't want that, and I hoped they would accept me given time to process things.

"They will, trust me, your family doesn't strike me as the type to just give up on you. It'll be tough, but they'll pull through; just wait and see." Aiyanna whispered in an all-knowing, reassuring tone; one that automatically made me feel a thousand times better.

Elliot turned to Aiyanna with a look of awe and wonder; blushing slightly as well as I caught that and smirked. I guess he had a thing for pretty pinkettes as well, and who could blame him; she was gorgeous! She was among the tallest of all the female Supreme Omnidonae; standing at an impressive 6'2" with 34' 22' 34' in the bust, waist, and hip measurements. She was tall, willowy, and lithe, sleeker and more graceful than any cat, and with smooth flexibility beyond that of the world's best gymnasts or even Spider-Man. She had long pinkest-pink hair that she kept straight and at waist-length, and her heterochromal eyes were shaped like hearts in both the pupils and irises. The eye on her right was the same cornflower blue as her mother Yancy's; whereas the one on her left was the same iridescent goldest-gold as her father's aka my former IB2 Counterpart. I was just lad he couldn't see her aura of absolute beauty like I could.

True to his 15-year-old teenaged state of chemicals and hormones; Elliot couldn't help but blush when he caught sight of Aiyanna's risque attire, a feature my other family members couldn't help but comment on, but the pinkette never lost her sweetness even for a second. Her clothes were comprised of a white, short-sleeved crop-top with her sexy, lean midriff exposed and matching short shorts; both articles of clothing skintight and leaving very little to the imagination. To further amplify her risque style; she had two light pink hearts printed over the chest of her top… directly overtop of her c-cup breasts. Her skin was a light shade of peach, and her smile was out of this world as she caught my nephew staring at her and winked at him cheekily. He instantly averted his gaze; blushing redder than a fire engine at that point as I allowed myself the luxury of a chuckle.

"So… you're real then? Like… really, really real?" Elliot asked her finally when his seething blood and raging hormones settled down a bit, and Aiyanna nodded with confidence.

"Yes, I reckon I'm real enough, wouldn't you boys say?" She asked us both in tandem while posing dynamically to prove her point. I offered her a thumb up and Elliot nodded; still looking very much like he expected to wake up at any moment and find out this was all some weird dream. I clapped him fondly on the shoulder, jarring him out of his stupor a bit.

"Face it dude, this is happening; like really happening." I gave a mad laugh as I said this; still getting used to the prospect of everything that's happened today myself. If it wasn't for my OIB2 powers confirming beyond the shadow of a doubt that this was all real; I wouldn't have believed it either, but it was kind of hard to maintain one's skepticism when they could feel the power to shatter the ZOF Realm like glass coursing through their pinky finger.

"Fuck, this is so crazy!" Elliot exclaimed, slapping his face a few times to try and wake himself up on the off chance this was a dream, but to no avail as the reality of our situation was the most persistent illusion of all.

"I know right?!" I questioned excitedly, and Aiyanna shook her head amusedly at our antics as I got a text on my phone and brought it out. My smile grew when I saw it was from my mom, and I ignored the fact that Elliot and Aiyanna were both reading over my shoulder as I typed a response after I read it.

'The girls and I are level-headed enough now to think somewhat straight… I think. I'm assuming Elliot is with you and that strange girl?' She asked me for confirmation.

'You assume correctly, and I'm guessing there's more you three wanna talk to us about about so I'll be right back in. I know it's a lot to take in… all at once, but I wanted you guys to know as soon I got these powers and I wasn't interested in keeping this a secret. I've seen enough Superhero shows and movies to know how that whole secret identity thing turns out, and besides… if you can't trust family, who can you trust?' Was my response via text. A few minutes later, and mom said we could come in, and that she appreciated my giving her and my sisters time alone to process this.

"It's mom, she said we could go back in now, and she wants to talk to us. I may need your help in there Aiyanna. My mom's pretty good at making a solid case against something that doesn't fit her worldview, so I'm gonna need your experience in dealing with hard-boiled realists. I'm also not the best at speaking on my own behalf." I admitted with a chuckle. She didn't even hesitate.

"Of course, I've got your back all the way." She smiled at me with such sweetness that I blushed up a storm; remembering our earlier fucking session.

"Me to." Elliot added as the three of us got up and head back inside through the front door as a unit. As I expected, mom and both the girls were sitting in the living room waiting for us on our giant couch; leaving us more than enough room to pop a squat either on the several remaining cushions or the hasic. I chose the floor because it put everyone in plain view of me, and Aiyanna sat down beside me as Elliot went and sat with his mother aka my sister Beezy. Seeing that Aiyanna was the unknown in this equation; all three members of my immediate family's gazes fell on her, and were surprised when she offered them all a dazzling smile… the kind that could potentially melt the heart of an omnimalevolent psychopath and redeem the irredeemable.

I don't know how long we all sat there in silence, just letting it all sink in as Cate decided to be the one to break the silence. "Your hair is so pretty! Do you dye it or… I guess that's natural for you, huh?" She asked Aiyanna as the girl nodded in affirmation.

"Yes actually, the spectrum of potential hair colors is a bit more broad where I come from than you're likely accustomed to here on Earth." She replied as Cate nodded, albeit slowly; clearly not sure what to say to any of this as mom decided to ask me a question instead.

"Are you really okay with all this buddy?" She asked me, and I allowed myself to smile; if she was still calling me buddy then we were going to be okay. I nodded without hesitation.

"Okay doesn't even begin to do this justice! I'm the best I've ever been!" I exclaimed with more excitement than when I had gotten my first Nintendo Switch back on my 27th Christmas.

"I can tell." Beezer laughed, having always been pretty good at taking things in stride, and obviously faring better now that she was slightly more over her initial shock.

"What does it feel like exactly?" Cate couldn't help but ask me, and I shrugged.

"It's really hard to describe." I admitted.

"Just do the best you can, and try and keep it simple… for all our sakes. My head is still spinning from before." She urged me in an imploring tone.

"It's… a rush like nothing you've ever felt before." I knew I was oversimplifying how I felt big-time, but for the moment they seemed to appreciate the fact that I was doing so.

My mom turned to Aiyanna during the exchange with a questioning look on her face. "And you're the one who made him like this then, I take it?" She asked her, and Aiyanna nodded.

"I made him an offer, and he accepted." She affirmed, and my mom sighed before turning to me; her questioning look asking me if that was the truth as I nodded. She sighed, shaking her head with bemusement.

"You're 40-years-old now, and I don't think I need to help you as much anymore with making big decisions like this, but couldn't you have come to us first? I mean, for something so life-altering and drastic, I feel like you could've at least talked to us first before making that decision." She said in an overprotective, motherly tone as I smiled. Given my autism, I knew she was always going to be more doting and fiercely protective where I was concerned compared to my sisters. It wasn't that she denied me any freedom to make my own choices; only that I was impulsive and prone to making rash decisions… so she liked to play the role of an advisor of sorts to ensure I making the right choices for the right reasons, or that what I was choosing didn't negatively impact my health in some big way.

"Under any normal circumstances you might've been right, but I'm telling you guys right now; there was no decision to make here for me, and there's no way any of you could've talked me out of taking the plunge either. So yes, I made the decision on my own, and I'll be quite frank; I'm not the slightest bit interested in having anyone try to talk me out of it or make this decision for me when it's something I've been fantasizing about for my entire life. Well, not so much in the last decade I suppose." I responded firmly and with confidence that contrasted sharply with my normal demeanor when running something past my mother.

"I guess that means you've had a lot of time to think about what you would choose if this offer ever came your way." Elliot piped up, Aiyanna keeping silent for now as we discussed this as a family and managed to keep things surprisingly civil despite everyone's obvious culture shock. I thanked the OIB2 Counterparts for my nephew in these crucial moments; he really did know what to say and when to say it.

"Undoubtedly, and honestly you guys; even if I had run anything by you first it wouldn't have changed anything, and here's why. If I had not taken the opportunity she was giving me; I would've regretted it forever. I literally have been given a higher calling; an opportunity to live a life greater than any human on Earth has ever lived before. Can you honestly tell me that if the same opportunity fell into any of your laps you would've run it by me? Even if you did run it by everyone else; would it have changed anything on your ends either?" I continued as my mom and sisters exchanged a look, and Beezer shrugged in her usual nonchalant manner. She was always really good at maintaining a stoic, unflappable demeanor; she was able to keep a impressively level head as long as one of us wasn't in danger or hurt or something. I guess for something as alien as this, she just wasn't all that bothered.

"I suppose you're right about that; I still would've liked to be part of the decision-making process. That's what families do." Mom replied, and I chuckled sheepishly.

"I admit, maybe I could've run it by you guys first, but I was so excited that I probably wasn't being as considerate of you guys' feelings as I probably should have. Sorry about that by the way, but like I said before; it wouldn't have changed anything… least of all my decision." I smiled back at her from on the floor as Mom sighed in what seemed to be reluctance and defeat. My sisters exchanged a smile before Cate asked me the obvious question.

"I know you just demonstrated magic right in front of us from Harry Potter, but is there anything else you can do?" She asked me, and I chuckled.

"I'm omnipotent." I said simply, essentially trolling her as Cate rolled her eyes.

"Of course, that would be the superpower you'd get." She snarked. Aiyanna couldn't help but laugh as she finally spoke up once again; grabbing everyone's attention while doing so.

"I have to admit, you're all taking this remarkably well. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me." She giggled with pure delight as Mom and the girls all smiled.

"Godly superpowers or not, he's still our brother." Beezy stated matter-of-factually in that tone that indicated she was simply stating a fact.

"And my son. The question is what are you both going to do now? I'm assuming you have something planned? Also, power like this doesn't come for free from what I've seen. What's the catch?" Mom asked us, directing her question more at Aiyanna than at me as the pink-haired beauty met my overprotective parent's penetrating gaze unflinchingly.

"Well, I suppose the fact that there's a war going on amongst our people is a sort of catch; so we might need to enlist his help from time to time. Granted, he's probably not going to be needed on the frontlines much if ever; I gave him these powers mostly so he could have fun with them and go around making different realities a better place." She replied as my mom's eyebrow arched and Cate piped up suddenly before she could start to lay into Aiyanna for dragging me into some cosmic-scaled battlefield.

"How can omnipotent beings even have a war? I've never understood that part of Thomas's stories?" She asked out of curiosity.

"As long as our variant of omnipotence achieves no absolute value; there will always be a bigger infinity for us to strive towards. Unfortunately, not all of our people use that self-transcendent omnipotence for strictly benevolent purposes, and so began the war. Absolute power absolutely corrupts all but the best of us." Aiyanna replied as Cate nodded in that same slow, surreal manner. Clearly, they were all still coming to terms with this, but at least they were no longer remaining skeptical. They had no reason to doubt me since we were family, and I had just defied the laws of gravity by levitating our living room hasic earlier.

"And you think Tom is qualified for this kind of responsibility?" Mom asked her. Aiyanna nodded without hesitation; genuinely surprising everyone present, including me.

"Miss Currie, I can honestly tell you he's not just qualified, he's… predestined, or at the very least; his natural candidacy for the role I am bestowing unto him is better than any and all other versions of himself across the whole of Reality." She elaborated further with actual words.

"Please, call me Sue." She insisted, and I smirked. My mom had never been the type to deal with all that formality crap, and it was pretty clear Aiyanna was my friend at the very least based on how closely we sat together on the floor. My mom may have been skeptical but she wasn't stupid; she could clearly sense there was more to our dynamic than we were showing or telling. Aiyanna nodded once more, a radiant smile on her face that created a slightly more uplifting atmosphere in the room.

"You do realize that someone who is autistic can't be legally drafted to fight in a war, right?" Mom asked us both, and I sighed; sensing she was planning on bringing that up. Luckily, Aiyanna was ready for it.

"Under any normal circumstances you'd probably be right, but this goes beyond mere civic duty miss… I mean, Sue… nothing about this situation is normal; as I'm sure you've already figured out. You don't strike me as a stupid human, not by a long shot, but I can sense your rationality and ability to reason is hanging by a thread right now.

Your son has too much to offer this world and by extension, every other world as well for you to get in the way; too great a destiny for you to comprehend, and no… that's not a slight against your species. I'm merely stating a fact, and the fact is humans have extremely finite reference frames. Could you really live with yourself if you were the one who kept your son from answering a higher calling?

Could you deny him an opportunity that he's not only been dreaming of for a good chunk of his young adult life, but which is also something greater than any life a human being could realistically dream of? I don't think you would, but I have to be sure because, as of right now… I'm the one in charge of overseeing his transition from human to Supreme Omnidony, and I wanna make sure it runs as smoothly as reasonably possible for all parties involved, whether directly or indirectly." The pinkette smoothly stated in a gentle tone that never lost its sweetness, and I arched an eyebrow. Damn, she was faring better against my mother than I thought; though it probably helped immensely that my mom was really out of her element in this case. Cate and Beezer were watching us in silence.

"No, I don't suppose I could stand in the way of all that, even if I wanted to. I just can't believe that such an alien opportunity would be given to my son." She sighed, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

"I was a skeptic to initially when she first knocked on my door, if that's any consolation." I told her, and she half-smiled back at me.

"It doesn't help much sadly, but thanks anyways. Look buddy, I'm not about to try standing in the way of all this, and something tells me I wouldn't be able to anyways, but are you really sure this is what you want? I mean, if there's a war going on; you'll probably be expected to fight in it at some point, and a war like this is still a war. People will get hurt or even die I'll bet." She asked me, and once again I nodded without hesitation.

"It's what I've always dreamed of; granted less so the omnipotence part in the last decade or so. I'll probably stick to using non-omnipotent superpowers for the most part. But yes, mom… this is absolutely everything I could never have dreamed of… it's everything I ever wanted, and I can never go back. I'm sorry, but it's the truth; I don't think I could live without it, and I've only had it for a few hours now." I responded to her, speaking from my infinite hearts and with unshakable conviction. And she sighed and nodded before offering us both a smile.

"You take care of him until he's had time to get used to… whatever this all is now. If you don't, you can bet you'll be getting an earful from me." Mom said to Aiyanna as she once again smiled back at her.

"Sue, I will protect Tommy here with my infinite lives, if need be. Though hopefully, it doesn't come to that." She admitted without any preamble as my mom nodded and gave one last sigh.

"Fuck, who would've guessed my dorky brother would be the one to get all of this power?! Hey, any chance you could hook me up with some of that Harry Potter magic?!" Cate asked me in an over excited tone now that the initial tension and shock had finally started to dissipate.

"Hey, I want something like that as well!" Beezer bellowed in her naturally loud, boisterous voice; a trait she came by quite honestly as many in our family were like that. I chuckled at the thought of them not wanting to be left out, and I nodded.

"I don't see why not. What about you mom, anything you want?" I asked her, and she paused; almost as though she was only just realizing some of the things I had the power to give her now that I was an Omni IBIB Counterpart.

"Can I maybe get back to you on that another day? I'm still kind of reeling to be honest." She admitted as I nodded understandingly, though my infinite super brains were already coming up with a million and one ideas each for what I could give her as a start.

"What about sending you to the Game of Thrones universe? I know how much you love that series." I suggested. Aiyanna watched with a smile as we all proceeded to geek out and start talking over one another excitedly as we swapped different ideas and possibilities for the future, and it was probably one of the funnest evenings I ever had with my family.

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Hours later, Aiyanna and I were back at my apartment room after my family finally settled down enough to let us both go. Mom and Aiyanna both had a conversation in private that I wasn't permitted to overhear, but I had a pretty good guess to what was said. Mom basically told her to take care of me, and probably explained to her the do's and don'ts of maintaining a long-term relationship with me; not that Aiyanna had anything to worry about, but she humored my mom all the same.

Cate and Beezer hadn't let me leave until we watched some movies together and I conjured a real-life Harry Potter wand for Cate to be able to use that world's magic on the same level as Dumbledore himself; not that she needed a wand to do that with but she did like the idea of wielding a real life Elder Wand all the same. Beezer asked me for the power to create unlimited amounts of food for herself to indulge on without getting fat, and I chuckled as I granted her request, and decided that since the Beast Matrix was coming anyways; then the world would eventually grow accustomed to two people who could defy the laws of physics.

All and all, I was surprised by how small they both thought, but then again… neither one of them was striving for something big right off the bat and probably wanted to start out with something easier to work with. Besides, it's not like I wasn't coming back and couldn't add to their repertoires later on; they had enough for now to keep themselves happy and entertained for a good, long while. I could just tell Cate was going to get up to all kinds of mischief with her Dumbledore-tier HP Universe magic, but I seriously doubted she had any actual ill intents. I was amazed and honestly really happy by how cool they both were with the whole prospect; maybe it was because they'd known me their whole lives and knew I had dreamed of this for such a long time. It's possible they were both just unable to muster up any other feelings besides extreme happiness on my behalf.

Mom asked me for something a little more personal… the power to speak to the dead or even touch them… not a straight up resurrection, just speak. I think she could somehow sense resurrections were often considered taboo among most omnipotent beings, and therefore couldn't bring herself to ask me for such a hugely reality-altering request. However, being able to interact with our dead dogs Sophie, Stanley, and Piper as well as Nanny, Papa, and Robert had its benefits.

And though mom didn't say anything about it; I think she was planning on speaking with the two men she loved and lost as well. I still couldn't believe how rotton her luck had been in the romance department, and I was glad I gave her the power to reconnect with them in spirit. It was one of those unspoken things between us, but she knew I knew and I could tell she was forever grateful for it. I know how much losing both of those people weighed on her even now.

"You have a really amazing family Thomas; I can see how you've turned out to be the person with such potential for OIBIB candidacy just by seeing the kind of people you were brought up by and with. Not everyone born for greatness is able to show their hidden potential at first, but I can tell that your mother raised you right. It may not have been perfect, but precious few things ever truly are." Aiyanna praised me with reverence and adoration as I smiled. Yeah, I had a pretty awesome family alright.

"I still can't believe how cool they were with all this. I just hope they don't misuse the powers I've given them. It's not that I don't trust them, but I can't help worrying about them a little." I admitted in response. The pink-haired beauty looked up at me with a smile and enclosed her arms around my neck in a hug as she stood up on her tiptoes and met my mouth in a fiery kiss. I immediately felt a wave of calm wash over me as she pulled away with a smack of her lips.

"Relax, if you can not misuse omnipotence itself, then their significantly less corrupting abilities won't be that big of a deal. Just let them have fun like you're planning to." She smiled at me, and I nodded in agreement. She was right of course.

"So, speaking of your plans for fun; may I ask where you're planning on going first? I'm assuming you're not planning to stay on Earth? Not that there's anything wrong with that of course." Aiyanna added quickly, blushing slightly as she realized how the first part of her statement might've sounded, but I understood what she meant.

"Nah, other people are better suited to inherit the Earth; people like Stephan. I was always meant for the stars. As for where I'm planning on going… that would be the To Love Ru Universe, or rather, a specific version of it." I answered as her eyes lit up with excitement at the mention of To Love Ru.

"Ooh! My daddy always wanted to go there! She's gonna be so jealous of you when she learns you beat her to that punch!" She exuberantly shouted, and I chuckled.

"I bet she would." I agreed, and Aiyanna glanced at me in a questioning manner.

"I heard the Manga for that universe ended in an extremely disappointing fashion." She commented.

"Yeah, the writers basically took the lazy route and left it open to interpretation, and gave neither confirmation nor denial that any relationship in the series had been accepted or rejected. A huge letdown, and I understand why so many fans were angry about it. Also, Rito just sucks fucking hairy-ass monkey balls as a Harem protagonist; the biggest, most indecisive moron ever in my opinion.

I have no love for the guy and his endless capacity for omninescience, but I also love most of the female characters in the show. I believe in the series potential to be great, particularly when in the right hands. It just sucks that Fanfiction writers do a better job with it than the actual, so-called professional writers who get paid money to write it and are the creators of the fucking series! Oh well, if Rito can't decide on anyone other than Haruna then that's good news for people like me." I concluded my passionate rant with a sigh; glad I could get my gripes about that series off my chest with someone who understood. Like I said, I believe in it's potential to be an amazing universe, but not if Rito was the one running the show.

"I'm guessing you wish to start a harem then?" She asked, her smile falling a little bit when it became obvious I intended to start a harem. I grew a reassuringly adoring smile as I took both her hands in my own; intertwining my fingers with hers as I clasped her like a lifeline.

"That's one aspect of the Supreme Omnidonae life that I haven't lost my love for Aiyanna. I've always felt as though Earthly concepts of romantic love are selfish and possessive. One ought to try and love selflessly and share that love freely, don't you think? Besides, the more companions we both have; the more fun our journey will be, right? As the saying goes, the more the merrier. That said, I am happy and flattered that you would feel hesitant to get on board with this desire of mine. It means a lot that you would want me all to yourself, and it makes me feel loved as well." I whispered in her ear with absolute warmth and adoration; making her shiver with pleasure as she smiled at me with bedroom eyes.

"I'm the last person who would want to come between you and your future harem, Tommy. It's more that I wanted more time for us to be together as just the two of us, and less to do with the fact that you want that. I know what being what we are entails for our relationship dynamics. Even the most monogamous of our kind, Inverse Zeneptron OIB2, has been tempted by me many times and he usually tends to stick solely with his Unquantifiable Soulmate." She informed me, and I hid a smile; already knowing that and quite a bit more that Aiyanna technically didn't even know. There were strange benefits to having foreknowledge as an author that was inserted into his own stories and immersed in his characters' worlds, and in the interest of not spoiling the surprise; I was glad Aiyanna hadn't thought to ask me just how far my knowledge ran.

"I appreciate that more than I can say, and don't worry; we've got plenty of time to be together before others decide to join. It's not like I'd just snap my fingers and automatically have everything work out exactly as I want it; as that would cheapen the reward if I didn't put any effort into it." I admitted as Aiyanna nodded and offered me another of her ultra-luminous smiles. I was glad I was able to reassure her that we'd have plenty of time to be together just as the two of us, and besides which… I didn't tell her this but as far as I was concerned she was my Harem Queen and my Primary UBP Soulmate.

"So, can I count on you to be my ultimate wingwoman?" I asked her with waggling eyebrows and a mischievous smile. She giggled with infinite cuteness at my question, and nodded with a rich and melodious laugh.

"Of course you can, ya big goof. I'm not going anywhere; I've already told my daddy and a lot of our other people about you, and they know I'm keeping a manifestation with you at all times. By the way, I think she'll wanna meet you as well at some point later on." Aiyanna remarked as I swallowed a lump that had formed in my throat.

Not only was I intimidated by the prospect of meeting my former IB2 Counterpart who was also Aiyanna's father, but I was aroused by the idea of meeting a female version of myself who was basically Sephie Deviluke… the hottest MILF in all of the ZOF Realm. Was it narcissistic that I got off on the idea of fucking a female version of myself? Yes, it probably was. Did I give a shit? Absolutely not!

Aiyanna smirked saucily in response to my thoughts. "You know, she did mention that you might enjoy the idea of 'meeting' her, based on what she knows about versions of Thomas Currie across the ZOF Realm." She suggestively remarked, and I snorted with thinly veiled amusement.

"She would know that about me." I sarcastically replied, and Aiyanna's smirk broadened; orgasmically amused by my thoughts and my words.

"Well, she was the IBIB version of you, once upon a time." She reminded me with that damnable smirk never leaving her face, not that I needed said reminder.

"Would you be opposed to our eventual 'meeting'?" I asked her, half-jokingly, but half-serious to. If I was going to make this harem plan of mine work; I needed and wanted to make sure Aiyanna was okay with it, not just concerning her now female father, (I seriously doubted I would get that lucky) but all the other females I hoped to have join us in our travels. I respected and valued her opinion and feelings way too much to ever take her for granted, and I wasn't about to just assume I could hit on any girl I liked without first running it by her. And besides, I really didn't want to make any of the girls in my future harem feel unloved or unwanted. That wasn't the kind of relationship I planned on having. If I was going to make this work; I had to everything right by my Soulmates who were already invested in this plan of mine.

"No, I don't believe I will be." She admitted with that damnable smirk of hers never falling, and I was honestly feeling tempted to plow her to kingdom come again as she snaked her arms around my neck and simply stood there smiling up at me. Gods, I know I already described the way her eyes looked, but they were so fucking amazing. The fact they were completely heart-shaped in both the irises and pupils wasn't a deterrent or something strange to me at all; if anything, I relished the change to gaze into her uniquely beautiful peepers.

"Too bad for her, I'm not planning on facing her just yet; not when I've got all the company I could want or need for right now, right here in front of me." I suavely stated in a smooth tone that I never would've been able to pull off back when I was mortal. Thankfully, my charm and charisma were attributes my new physiology enhanced to a beyond meta-omnipotent level.

"Ohh, you sweet-talker you~." Aiyanna cooed in the same natural sing-song voice that her mother, Yancy IB2, had. Her arms wrapped even tighter around the back of my neck; pulling me closer to her eye-level, though our height difference was not as apparent as you might expect. I was 6'5" tall, whereas she was 6'2"; arguably one of the tallest women I'd ever met. It was honestly nice to have a female companion that I could look in the eye without her having to crane her head upwards. The fact that she was everything I'd ever imagined her to be IRL, and that she was my mate… meant more than I could say. Even more than that though, I was my OIB2 self in heart and soul… even if not necessarily in mind or body. I planned on nerfing my body to non-omnipotent God Tiers at the very least.

"So, basically… I'm planning on going to a version of To Love Ru where Rito was the biggest idiot possible and rejected Momo's harem plan by choosing Haruna and Haruna alone, and Gid destroys the Earth in retaliation when Lala's heart is broken. Essentially, a universe where the selfishly possessive, human concept of romantic love dooms the entire world. I plan to manifest there in the past before Lala and the others ever meet Rito and maybe keep Gid from destroying Earth while I'm at it. What do you think?" I asked in a completely serious tone; wanting to get Aiyanna's opinion on this as she smirked.

"Sounds good enough I suppose. I'm guessing you plan on taking advantage of your foreknowledge of that universe to change things to your liking?" She asked me, arching one of her eyebrows while maintaining her smile as I nodded.

"Mmhmm, I'd be a fool not to take advantage of this opportunity to travel the endless dimensional plains. Changing up the To Love Ru Universe is just one of many perks I intend to make use of, and besides… Gid is not exactly what I'd call a responsible parent or ruler in any case. Emperor of the Galaxy though he may be, I can't condone planetary genocide, or any genocide really. No matter your position or the responsibilities and burdens you bear; that should never be the answer. I know the Anime and Manga make light of his planet-busting temper tantrums, but IRL actuality, that's not going to cut it for me." I answered her obligingly as she nodded, before asking the next obvious question.

"Who among the female protags in that universe do you have your eyes and hearts set on?" She asked me, and my smile widened.

"I'm glad you asked that. I'm thinking Sephie, Lala, and Momo as my first choices, and maybe Run and Nana to… but beyond that; I'm mostly just interested in being their friends and having fun, ya know? I'm not particularly interested in the three Bioweapons Yami, Nea, or Nemesis, but that doesn't mean I won't be their friends either. And I might also try and knock some sense into Rito as well when the time comes for me to head to that Earth; maybe convince him to have eyes for more than just Haruna. Don't get me wrong, she's nice and all, but her personality is kind of bland compared to some of the others." I replied with enthusiasm, and Aiyanna chuckled.

"You certainly don't settle for anything other than the best of the best, and I notice you're like my daddy to. You and your pinkettes. I'm just glad I don't have anything to worry about in that department, at least. Still, all humor aside… you realize Sephie is a married woman in most of these universes, right? Unlike the others, who would be single and eventually burned by Rito in the universe you described to me, I don't suspect it would be easy for you to convince the queen of Deviluke and the most beautiful woman in that universe to cheat on her husband." Aiyanna pointed out logically as I nodded, my smile never leaving my face.

"If it was easy, I wouldn't go for it, but as the saying goes… the harder the struggle, the greater the reward. Besides, Sephie is an absolute sweetheart aside from sometimes unintentionally coming across as narcissistic; she can do a lot better than a colossal dick like Gid." I snickered as Aiyanna arched an eyebrow at me.

"And you think you yourself are better for her?" She challenged, and I shrugged.

"Even if I'm not, if I don't at least try to be a better person for her than Gid was; I don't think I could live with myself if I let an opportunity like this slip away. It's not everyday when someone gets the chance to get hot and heavy with one of the most attractive female characters in Anime." I simply said, and to my surprise Aiyanna sniggered.

"You're certainly an opportunist; why not make it easier on yourself, Sephie, and Gid and add the detail of her and him having married each other for political reasons only? Maybe if that was part of the specifications you integrated into the universe you're searching for it would make for an easier time on all parties involved." She suggested, and I furrowed my eyebrows slightly at the surprisingly tempting offer.

"Wouldn't that be just a little too convenient for me though? To have a version of that universe where forging relationships with all the girls I want is easy?" I asked her, but once again; she had a rebuttal.

"More convenient than you searching for a universe with criteria that includes Rito rejecting the Harem Plan and making Momo and the others cry? Honestly, if you're going to go that far; then you're already looking for a version of that world that fits certain beneficial criteria to yourself, so why stop there? This is just another small detail to add to the list, and it's hard to say what would be considered too far off from Canon or too convenient since the Manga and the Anime leave a lot of the details out concerning Sephie and Gid's relationship anyways. I mean, use your imagination, and don't be afraid to deviate from Canon in as many ways as possible either.

Why draw the line at merely finding a universe where Rito rejects the Harem Plan; which is something I'm pretty sure he does in the Canon Manga anyways? You have the power to do anything you want wherever, whenever, and however you please. So, why the hell wouldn't you look for the one universe out there that meets all of your specifications?!

You make it sound like striving for convenience or making any selfish decisions at all is a bad thing! You can be self-serving and look out for your own happiness without necessarily inconveniencing everybody else, and if Rito is going to mishandle his opportunities and relationships like a moron; then you can show him how properly to treat women in a harem-based setting!

You're already going to be changing things in that universe no matter what, and maybe even saving the Earth from Gid's wrath by doing so. It isn't a wrong thing to want to benefit from the perks of being what you are. You can do whatever you want Thomas… and hey, as long as you don't go out of your way to be an asshole or dick to people who don't deserve it; then taking advantage of certain opportunities and situations is at most, a minor sin. Omnipotent Gods forbid you actually give a damn about looking out for yourself as well as others!" She concluded her profound speech with a dazzling smile; her sparkling pink aura of absolute, transcendent beauty manifesting for a split-second as her passion went wild for a second during her tangent. I admit, she really drove a lot of solid points home.

"Dammit, you really are going to be such an enabler for me in the future; I can just see it now." I teased, and she grinned lecherously at me.

"If you're looking for a woman who's going to discourage you from looking out for your own interests regarding this harem of ours; then sweety, you're in bed with the wrong pinkette. I'm supposed to be your ultimate wingwoman, remember?" She quipped, and the both of us shared a laugh as we took a seat on my living room couch together. I have to admit, I kind of liked her thinking of it as 'our' harem; it gave the impression that she was truly invested in this 100 percent.

"I'm honestly surprised by how serious you seem to be about playing the part." I admitted as we both cuddled together; her leaning her head on my shoulder as I rested my head over top of hers. It was a serene moment, and one I still couldn't believe was really happening. A part of me still couldn't believe this was all real, or that we were really about to make a quantum leap straight onto the myriad paths of infinity itself.

"Why wouldn't I be? You may have only been joking at the time, but I really want to make you as happy as you can be to have these powers and live this life. Looking after your personal wellbeing may be important, but so is looking after your personal happiness and ensuring all your dreams come true." She whispered with immeasurable adoration and reverence; her tone making my infinite sets of infinite hearts all soar at once. I honestly wasn't sure what I'd done to deserve the kind of treatment she was giving me, but I intended to do everything I could to thank her properly.

"I appreciate that you would go this far for a version of your Unquantifiable Soulmate that you've only known for a few hours." I whispered casually, and Aiyanna hummed in delight. It was astonishing to me how comfortable I already felt just sitting here on the couch with her like this.

"True, I may have only known you for that long, but I've known my daddy for my entire life, and the two of you are actually quite similar. I am looking forward to discovering the differences though." She admitted, and I could tell she was being 100 percent honest as my hearts gave a tremendous series of thumps in my chest. That meant a lot more to me to hear than I cared to admit, in all honesty. Sex and my knowledge as the Author of her story aside; I realized we still had to get to know each other, but I wasn't too worried about it. We had all the time in the ZOF Realm for that now, and there was nothing we'd be doing in 6 eternities from now that we couldn't do tonight.

"I'm looking forward to discovering how much I can accomplish without omnipotent powers, never mind with them." I sighed in blissful agreement. I swallowed audibly when I sensed Aiyanna's pheromonal levels spiking, and could smell her growing arousal wafting throughout the entire room. Her aura of absolute transcendent beauty glowed such an overwhelming shade of pinkest pink that it masked her features, and when it died down not only was I fully erect and aware of where this was heading, but Aiyanna had assumed a form that I had fantasized about fucking ever since the first time I watched To Love Ru all the way through.

"You turned into Sephie using your Omni IBIB Powers!" I grinned predatorily as I beheld her and her world-throbbing aura of absolute beauty; having taken the form of none other than the most attractive MILF in the history of the ZOF Realm. Aiyanna's Sephie Deviluke form met my gaze with a lustful one to match. And somehow, while I was able to appreciate her form and the killer body she now possessed, I could still tell it was Aiyanna underneath all the glamor and form-changing powers.

"You like?" She giggled with infinite sweetness and underlying seduction as I got a good look at her. Her height had gone down to about 5'10", but her bust size and hourglass figure had gone way, way up as she innocently boasted a slender, voluptuous figure. She had pale skin, ass-length curly pinkest-pink hair, and equally as pink eyes. She wore Sephie's signature golden tiara and revealing, white, off-shoulder dress that sexily accentuated her double-d cup breasts. Unlike the canonical version of Sephie however, Aiyanna was without her pink veil to obscure her face; which meant all of her absolute beauty was bare for me to see. She knew I could take it, albeit mostly… oh fuck almighty; it was definitely having a profound effect. My erection grew painfully hard inside of my pants. Oh yes, I liked, I liked very, very, very much.

Lemon...

Before I could even register what was happening, Aiyanna-Sephie OIBIB got down on her knees on the floor in front of my position on the couch, and managed to tear open my pants and underpants in one smooth, effortless motion of her hands. My 13-inch hard-on sprang free of its confines and jumped eagerly to attention, and Aiyanna-Sephie licked her lips hungrily as my mind whirled and buzzed with arousal, threatening to shut down completely as I realized this was really happening. Aiyanna was making use of her power as Sephie's IBIB Counterpart, and I was about to have the absolute pleasure of fucking her in this form. "Twice in one day?! Damn, I'm impressed." I snorted with thinly veiled amusement.

"Ooh, somebody's eager, isn't he~?" She cooed in musical delight, and fuck almighty… the sound of her voice when she sang that beautiful little sentence to me. Charmians were noted as having the most beautiful-sounding voices in the To Love Ru universe, but Goddammit Aiyanna sounded absolutely eargasmic to me right now. I couldn't manage a coherent response in my current state of passion-crazed lust, but Aiyanna seemed to get the message and wrapped her right hand around my engorged cock, gliding her deft, dextrous fingers effortlessly up and down the length of my shaft, causing pre to leak copiously from the tip.

My toes curled on the carpeted floor, leaving indents as Aiyanna-Sephie's fingers continued to work me, ending in a maddening spiral motion every time she came back up to the tip as her other hand squeezed my nutsack fondly. "Ughhhhhhhh! That feels so good! Don't stop Aiyanna, please~!" I cried out in bliss as my Soulmate read me loud and clear and sped up her ministrations, my upper body leaning back into the couch with a sigh of absolute rapture.

My eyes popped open when suddenly and without warning, I felt something very wet and warm wrap around my dick as her hand held me by the base. Oh fuck, she was using her mouth now, and just like that my pleasure skyrocketed to new highs as she deepthroated me to the base in one go without even trying. Her other hand still kneading my balls, her full, luscious lips which were every bit as pink as her hair and eyes, were wrapped firmly around my shaft as she gave me the best follatio I'd ever fucking had. Up and down, up and down in a never-ending, seamless motion; her hot, wet orifice milked me and she worked me like a champ, eagerly coaxing me to cum with her aphrodisiac-infused saliva and her constant stimulation of my meat.

'Does Otosan Kami-Sama like it when Aiyanna-Sephie puts his big, fat titanoboa inside of her little mouth? Does he wanna paint her throat white as he cums inside of her? Go ahead Otosan Kami-Sama, show your whore of a daughter how good she's making you feel; because even though I'm a wife, queen, and mother… I want you to violate me!' Aiyanna cajoled me telepathically in an infinitely adorable baby-like voice, egging me on with sexually supercharged words of pure debauchery and filth. She was getting really into character as Sephie, though the Otosan Kami-Sama thing was definitely new and non-canon… definitely her way of appealing to my father-daughter incest fetish.

"Fuck!" I roared as my fist pounded at the couch to my right, my whole body shaking with pre-orgasmic convulsions as my dick began to throb harder and harder with each successful venture into the very back of her throat. Once again, I was so close! Aiyanna-Sephie suckled me all the way to my base, letting my pubes tickle her nose as her right hand squeezed my ball sack as hard as she could and she hummed a hauntingly beautiful melody. The combined pleasure of her wet, warm mouth along with the vibrations of her voice box and vice grip on my testicles proved to be too much for me, and with a cry that pierced the darkest corners of nothingness across the ZOF Realm, my so-called titanoboa exploded with the force of my orgasm, painting her pink throat an off-white as I reached my end.

My balls contracted in her hands and my dick burst with countless spurts of cum, all of which she managed to swallow as she kept her mouth on me the whole time and hummed in pure delight. My endless hearts raced at the speed of light while my minds and infinite spirits broke past the skies and soared at imperceptible speeds to the farthest reaches of the ZOFR. I was sailing faster than even I could observe my surroundings, and I moved across the face of infinite Omniverses in the same exact Planck Instant; granting me the ultimate experience, high, and rush all rolled into one beautifully Celestial thrill ride.

My entire being was wholly engulfed in a pure nirvana-state as my dick twitched and contorted violently with rippling waves of orgasmic convulsions that resonated through my whole body and every one of my infinite sets of central nervous systems and pleasure receptors. And I could feel it throughout my astral thrill ride across the ZOFR. I could feel the pleasures of my flesh even now as my mind and infinite souls all ventured outwards in every conceivable direction an infinite distance away. Then the rush was over as quickly as it began, and like an elastic band I crashed back down from the orgasmic high and reentered my body in a violent snapping motion just as Aiyanna was removing her mouth from my still erect cock with a resounding, satisfying plop. The sensual movement was like a series of mini-orgasms to my system as I shot one lost rope of cum straight on her face.

"Muu~! That was delicious Otosan Kami-Sama! Did Otosan Kami-Sama like it, did Aiyanna-Sephie make him feel goooooooood~?!" She sing-sang with such sinfully adorable lewdness as she rubbed the cum on her face into her skin like some brand of lotion. "Look at how sticky I am now, you naughty boy." She added lustfully as I simply sat there still in shock from the amount of pleasure she brought me to and the cosmic-scaled theme park ride that my astral forms had taken as a response to it. I almost instantly recovered enough of my senses to grab hold of her and swap our positions so she was pinned underneath me on the couch, eliciting a squeal of surprised delight from her what I did so; wanting so desperately to bring her to the same highs as she'd brought me to just now.

I could feel every inch of her current form as Aiyanna-Sephie squirming beneath me as I willed our clothes to disappear so I could fuck her raw and primal like nature intended. I beheld her in her current form as a perfect replica of a naked Sephie Deviluke, a feature I knew was a perk of her status as an OIBIB as I beheld every delicious curve and contour with bedroom eyes. Her breasts had a mesmerizing, hypnotic aura and were easily a double-d cup, maybe even bigger, and her glowing pink aura of absolute beauty seemed to completely overwhelm my ZOFR-range omni senses in those moments as Aiyanna-Sephie met my gaze with a faux vulnerable expression, one that she knew would drive me crazy.

"Ohh~. Is Otosan Kami-Sama going to violate me~?! Even though I'm a queen and a wife~?" She harmoniously sang in an equal parts innocent and seductive tone as she continued to stay in character, clad only in her golden tiara now as I grinned eagerly and slowly lowered my pole near her sopping wet entrance. I ecstatically noticed that the folds of her pussy, her lips, and even her areolas and nipples were all equally as ultra-pink as her hair and eyes, a trait I had always loved about Sephie.

Instead of answering her with words, I plunged downwards onto her, burying my sword to the hilt in one go inside of her infinitely tight/superheated Kugelblitz; surprise written on my face as I registered that fact that the tightness and warmth of her dripping snatch was literally on par with an infinite ZOFR mass black hole. Aiyanna giggled at my surprise as she to screamed with rapture, the both of us panting tremendously as her literal singularity hole drew me in and held onto me for dear life. Only someone with my kind of powers wouldn't have been instantly spaghettified by the infinite gravitational force her cunt was literally generating right now. And I suddenly realized just how strange and alien Omnidony sex was; even as I cried out in purest rapture. Goddammit that fucking hurt, but it felt so good I couldn't care less!

"Ughhhh, FUCK! Goddammit Aiyanna-Sephie, are you trying to kill me?!" I screamed with absolute pleasure, or was it pain… I honestly couldn't tell right now. I only knew that this was the most painfully intense pleasure I'd felt in my entire life both before and since my deification.

"Give it to me Otosan Kami-Sama~! YES! YES YES! RIGHT THERE~!" She screamed back at me as I found her g-spot and hammered away at it, and fuck did I ever feel her impossibly tight folds and the pain/pleasure they caused at that point.

It rode the very edge of sensation, that perfect nexus point where pain and pleasure intersected, and not once did I think about stopping as I managed to draw myself out of her for but a second before I buried myself inside of her once again. Both of us screamed as I honestly felt like I was going to die because of how fucking good this felt, but I didn't, couldn't let that stop me. Thus began a repetitive rhythym as I rode her on the couch and her infinitely tight and hot-ass pussy drew me in as irresistibly as poison was drawn from a wound.

It took tremendous amounts of my absolute strength to continue thrusting back out and re-entering her, but the tightness, literal absolute heat, and suctioning power of her snatch was such that it literally ripped my orgasm straight from me, and I cried out in absolute pain and pleasure as I climaxed harder and more explosively than I had done even when Aiyanna suckled on my prostate gland before.

"YESSSS~! That's my Otosan Kami-Sama~! I'm cumming to~!" She sang at the top of her lungs as her pussy imploded on my meat, and the already impossible tightness of her became unbearable as we both unloaded everything we had on each other. Rope after rope after endless rope of cum was forcibly drawn from my ball sack and titanoboa as she literally drained my dry, once again… she managed to arrange for absolute sexual satisfaction of us both as my body melted and my brains turned to mush from the sheer rapture I was experiencing.

Every pleasure receptor across every one of my central nervous systems seemed to fry from overactivity and absolute stimulation despite being programmed to handle such things, and every one of my pain receptors weren't far behind them either. Somehow, the absolute overstimulation of both sets of receptors seemed to enhance the intensity of my orgasmic pleasure, to the point that I lost nearly all sense of self and entered an OIBIB tier state of nirvana. I was standing on top of the spiraling ZOF Realm itself in my all-seeing third eye, becoming one with my new race's collectiveness for but a moment or two before my orgasmic high finally began to settle back down and I once again crashed back to Earth as though my physical body was an irresistible magnetic force.

Aiyanna-Sephie OIBIB and I were both dripping with perspiration and panting heavily as I pulled out of her pussy with a line of cum connecting our respective private parts. I was completely, utterly spent and my dick had gone properly limp as we both sat there and basked in the post-orgasmic afterglow and absolute sexual gratification we both felt deep within every one of our most infinitely small and dense particles. Any concepts of feeling something in one's very bones didn't even begin to do us justice in those moments, and as we finally recovered enough of our senses to offer each other a smile I realized this was going to be quite a common occurrence for us. And fuck if I wasn't looking forward to doing that with her again, but first I actually needed to rest a bit… I was that fucking spent.

End of Lemon...

"Did… pant, did Aiyanna-Sephie do a good job?! Is… Otosan Kami-Sama fully satisfied~?" She breathlessly intoned, somehow staying completely in character even now as I gazed upon her form with a loving smile. I brought her mouth in the most soul-searing, loving kiss I could muster in my current state.

"Yes, Aiyanna-Sephie did a wonderful job! Otosan Kami-Sama is very, VERY satisfied!" I whispered back to her in response.

"That's… wonderful, Aiyanna-Sephie is… Pant, so happy~." She murmured with absolute bliss in that adorable baby-like voice that she knew I loved, the both of us getting as comfortable on the couch together as we both could manage, intending to fall asleep in the nude. There would be time to start our journey together tomorrow, and the To Love Ru Universe I was planning on visiting would still be there when we woke up.

For now however, we both could do with some shuteye first, and I wanted to spend a little more time with my first ever Unquantifiable Soulmate. Man, that still felt weird for me to say. We'd skipped a lot of steps and stages when it came to forging a relationship, and for the time being our attraction to her was more sexual than romantic, but we had all the time in the ZOF Realm to get to know each other, and I had a feeling that things were going to get a lot more exciting from here on out. A part of me still wasn't 100 percent convinced that this wasn't some kind of cruel dream, even with what my senses were telling me, but if it was a dream then I was determined to never wake up. We both settled in and cuddled together on the couch, with me holding her against my chest from behind, and were asleep the second our heads touched the cushion.

Author's Notes: And…. that's all for now folks. This is sort of a prologue and an introduction to the series that I hope you'll all enjoy. Honestly, this is rather unlike my other stories in that I'm writing it purely for fun and there aren't many serious threats/enemies or super serious elements. This is a Self-Insert story written purely for fun, I repeat, lol… it's not meant to be taken 100 percent seriously like some of my other stories and is also not meant to be considered at all realistic.

I do hope you'll read and review regardless, as this story does eventually crossover with many of my others, and Neo Thomas as I've taken to calling this version of myself will be playing a part in the major crossovers to come. Be expecting for loads of fun and shenanigans in this story that you might not see as much in others. Have a wonderful day everyone, and next stop… the To Love Ru Universe, lol. The Omniarch has left da building. :D