A/N: Ok, before I start, I have to apologize for not updating my other fic in...whoa, two months! So sorry! Unfortunately, I'm super lazy and get excited in short bursts before getting distracted. BUT, I have gotten started on the next chapter and I will have it out soon. Maybe then I'll get some more people actually checking it out. As happy as I am that someone did review, I'm a little disappointed they're the only one.

Anyways, I didn't come here to gripe about a different story. Today, I'd like to let loose and take advantage of the sudden spark of interest I have concerning the Legend of Zelda series. After getting a PM from a friend that reminded me of Navi, I started looking at funny pictures about link and some random idea popped into my horribly diseased mind. No, there won't be any slash, inappropriate content, or innuendos. Unless I feel like slapping a censor over a character's breathing hole.

Minda: you're referring to me, aren't you!

Actually, I was thinking Blue or Shadow Link, but yeah, I'll watch your language as well.

Blue: HEY! I don't need a muzzle!

Shadow: Ooh, I'd pay to see that.

Blue: SHUT UP!

Come on, guys, save it for the fic! Geez, haven't even started yet and I'm already getting a headache. Speaking of which, Navi, go do the disclaimer.

Navi: Ok...Wait! What's that supposed to mean?!

Ugh, just do it!

Navi: *sigh* fine. RedroseNYAN does not own Legend of Zelda or any of its characters.

On with the story!

OoT Link's POV

"Hey, Link!"

I groaned inwardly and turned to Navi. The tiny blue light was flying up and down excitedly. "What is it?"

"Listen! I sense something weird. I think you should be careful around here."

I tried not to roll my eyes. Navi was kind and helpful, but sometimes, she was such a pain in the neck. Not that I didn't want her around. Quite the opposite; I enjoyed her just being there for me. Even the feeling of her resting under my cap was comforting. I could never take her for granted, but there were moments, like this one, where I just wanted her to shut up for a minute or two.

"Navi, this is the Kokiri Forest. It's probably the safest forest there is! You're probably just sensing some weakling monster or something." I waved her off and continued on through the forest. It was such a sunny afternoon, and there hadn't been a single monster the whole time I've been here. I was actually thinking of finding a nice tree to relax under, but with Navi's warning, it seemed I wouldn't be able to do that.

Navi flew in front of my face and said indignantly, "It's not a monster! I'm sure of it! It feels more like some weird form of magic. We should really get out of here."

I just waved her off again and walked past her. "Navi, I think this heat has gotten to your head. Relax; there's nothing here but us."

Navi huffed as I walked past her but didn't speak again. She seemed to have given up, since she flew beneath my cap. After a while, I felt her trembling under my cap and I began to feel guilty. I shouldn't have been so rude. I didn't mean to make her cry, assuming fairies could cry, that is.

Lifting my hand up to the cap, I apologized, "I'm sorry, Navi. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You ok?"

Navi didn't say anything and continued to tremble. I was about to reach under my cap and pull her out, but a bright light suddenly appeared up ahead. I froze, looking at it. The light seemed far away, then suddenly began to pulsate until I had to squint against its brightness. I moved my hand up to shield my eyes and slowly stepped closer, pulling out my sword. I couldn't bring Navi out now. Things could get dangerous.

As I cautiously approached the light, I was able to make out a white box floating in the air. This bizarre square seemed to be the source of the light, and as I drew closer, the light faded until the shape was left with a soft glow. Now that I was close enough to examine it, I noticed that the square had no depth. When I tried to look around it, I realized it was nothing but a 2-dimensional square floating in the air. Was this what Navi meant by a weird magic?

"...Hello...?"

I tensed as a faint voice echoed from the white box. That voice...it sounded a lot like...

"...Who are...you?"

I cautiously leaned in towards the box, trying to hear the voice better. Was it my imagination, or did that voice sound oddly familiar?

"Hello?" I ventured. I got no response, but the box did begin to change. A faint figure struggled to make itself visible through the light. Squinting hard, I tried to make it out, but it was moving too much. Then what appeared to be a second figure appeared and approached the first.

"Link..."

My eyes widened in surprise. That was Zelda's voice! Or, at least it sounded like Zelda. The tone sounded a bit off, but maybe that was because of the faintness of the voice. Confused and frightened, I reached for the box, but as soon as my fingers connected with a glass-like surface, the light intensified, Engulfing me in its brilliance.

Just before my vision faded to black, I heard Navi call my name.

"Just great, we got another one!"

"Calm down, will you? It's not like he wanted to come here. He probably got sucked in like us."

"Link! Are you alright?"

I groaned sleepily as forced my eyes open and saw two blurry figures standing over me.

"Red, give him some space."

As I blinked my eyes, the red blur moved reluctantly out of my vision, leaving the pink figure to wait for me to fully awaken.

"It's ok, Link," A sweet voice soothed, "Just open your eyes a little bit more."

Groggily, I sat up, a hand gripping my head. Looking up, I was finally able to see none other than Princess Zelda standing over me. For some reason, however, her outfit was different. Instead of her usual headdress, she wore a golden tiara with a pinkish red gem in the center. Her dress also had more pink than white and instead of long sleeves, she wore white gloves that reached to her elbows. Even her voice seemed different. It sounded softer and more mature than what he remembered. Despite all these differences, I still knew this was Zelda. It was undeniable.

"Z-zelda? What's going on?"

She smiled at me sympathetically and placed a hand on my shoulder. "I'm afraid we've all been taken hostage."

"All?"

For the first time, I took a look at my surroundings and found myself starring at ten frighteningly familiar faces, as well as 5 different Zelda's.

"Ooh goodie! You're awake!"

A/N: Yay I did it! hehe I'm gonna have some fun with all these confused heroes! If any of you have some suggestions on what I should do, send me a review! Just keep it appropriate, please. I'm not doing ANY yoai pairings. Only LinkxZelda (and I don't care which Link with which Zelda). I might throw in some other characters if you request it.

OoT Link: greaaaaat. Can I go now?

What?! You just got here! I haven't had a chance to mess with you yet!

OoT Link: Oh dear goddesses x.x

Hehe! See you guyz later! Rose is out~!